To Kiss a Monkey Statue

After endless nights of nightmares and little sleep Monkey Fist left her to find out what the nightmares meant, tricked into a deal, he never came back to her. She went to get him. He was a statue; he was no longer with her. He was taken away by Amy. What's Shego to do? What she does best of course, steal her boyfriend away and find a cure, simple right? Wrong! Shego is going to have to go through genetic mutants, Amy and Kim Possible to get her lover back, but what's the cure after that? Set after Shego and the Monkey, before Oh No! Yono! After, Oh No! Yono! And set after Graduation Part 2. Monkey Fist/Shego

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Chapter 4: Rescue and Release; the Kiss

Drakken looked at Shego helplessly as she took out her frustrations on a punching bag that hadn't been destroyed by the robots. He couldn't believe it, Amy had captured Monty, was she really that infatuated and desperate that she would deliberately steal Monty in statue form, all the while knowing that Monty was Shego's boyfriend and held no interest in her? He sighed, he already knew the answer and he looked at the recovering monkeys. They had put up a great fight but Drakken suspected that Amy had brought a couple of her mutants with her incase, whether for protection from the invasion or incase of any defenses of his he didn't know. He heard something snap and turned to see the rope holding the bag had untwined and Shego was staring at the floor.

"Shego, Shego listen to me, Amy would most likely take Monty to her house and not her snow mountain lair so I suggest that you wait until tonight and then make your move to get Monkey Fist back. I'm going to work on an idea that'll make it easier for you to get past the mutants so go and rest up, tonight is going to be a big one for you," he said and Shego stared at her boss, he sounded so confident that she could do it. She knew she could rescue her lover, she was the best in her field after all but would it be as easy as Drakken said? No, she couldn't afford to think like that now and Drakken was right, she needed to rest, tonight she was rescuing Monty from that…that woman.

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Ok, good luck Shego," said Drakken as he gave her a remote control that he said would do something to Amy's mutants.

"Aye lass; ah hope good fortune is wit' ye," said Duff, he'd come around earlier. He hadn't believed that Drakken had gone good, he knew his friend better than that. He also knew the whole situation with Monkey Fist and he pitied the poor boy.

"We'll keep on looking for a cure, now go," said Drakken and Shego nodded, smiling grimly.

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Shego landed on Amy's roof and using her plasma, cut through the skylight and entered her home. It was just as she remembered it. Shego wondered where Monty would be kept, hopefully not in Amy's bedroom, the very thought made her skin crawl. She checked in Amy's bedroom first and was relieved to see that Monty's statue wasn't there but her dog lobster thing was. The mutant growled at her and Shego quickly pointed the remote that Drakken had given her at the hybrid. A beam lanced out and struck the mutant, it glowed for a few second and then was split back into a dog and lobster.

"Whoa, Dr. D, you've outdone yourself this time!" exclaimed Shego and then she had an idea, one that would put Amy out of business. However just as she was about to gather up the two animals she caught sight of some of Amy's Cuddle Buddy collection and a wicked grin crossed her face before she fired up her plasma. She took aim and then fired off a volley of her plasma at the set of plush that Amy prized so highly. They all went up in flames and there was nothing left except for scraps of fabric and stuffing.

"Let's see if I can't destroy all of them," Shego sneered and started working her way through the house, blasting all the Cuddle Buddies she came across and all Cuddle Buddy paraphernalia, including posters, mugs, stickers and anything else she could find. By the time she was finished she'd gone through the whole house and had destroyed everything to do with Cuddle Buddies. She then went down into Amy's lab where she used the remote to separate all of Amy's mutants, after dodging a few of them, such as the rabbit rhino and then she set them free to rampage through the lab, adding her own plasma blasts to the destruction. There was nothing left of the lab when she and the animals were done and even more Cuddle Buddies had been destroyed.

There was one thing that bothered Shego and that was that Monty was not here at all.

"Great, looks like Monty is at Amy's old snow mountain hideout," she groaned and called up Dr D.

"Shego, what's wrong? What's taking so long?" he asked.

"He's not here and I've been doing some redecorating of Amy's house," said Shego and then heard something.

"Shego?" asked Drakken and she shushed him over the phone. She then heard a scream and grinned. With the phone still on she made her way up the stairs and peaked into the living room where Amy was standing with tears in her eyes and behind her, in a child's wagon was Monty! Shego quickly went down to the destroyed lab again and told Drakken what she'd just discovered.

"I need you to do one thing for me Dr D, go to Amy's other hideout and destroy it and if you can, whip up a second remote for any of her mutants that are there," said Shego. Drakken chuckled darkly and said that he would do so. She hung up, got herself and the animals out of Amy's house and used the animals as a distraction.

"No, not my babies! Who did this? Who could do this?" Amy wailed, having gone outside to see all the animals she'd used for her creations were back to normal. Amy then rushed down to her lab and Shego's ears were met with another wail which was music to her ears. With Amy down in the lab Shego seized this opportunity and grabbed Monty's statue,

hauling it into her hovercar and making her escape. With any luck Amy would be too busy to notice that he was gone until much later.

"Payback's a bitch, isn't it Amy?" asked Shego to herself as she drove her and Monty home to the lair. She glanced at her lover's solid form, she would get him back.

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"Well Blue boy, where shall we start first?" asked Duff, rubbing his hands together eagerly.

"We start by separating the animals," said Drakken, grinning evilly and holding up his new remote. He and Duff were at Amy's other lair like Shego had asked and were getting ready to cause some chaos. Drakken aimed the remote at the mutants in rapid succession, separating all of them in about five minutes. They then released them and the animals went rampant in the lab.

Killigan found the rest of the Cuddle Buddy collection and he and Drakken had a ball using the exploding golf balls and vines to destroy the collection of plush. By the time they were finished there was no more lab and the animals were running around in the snow. The two villains shrugged and figured that the police would gather them up sooner or later. They returned to the lair where Shego was waiting for them.

"About time, so how did it go?" asked Shego as though she was talking about the weather instead of the destruction of her boyfriend's kidnapper's lair.

"It couldn't have gone better, everything was destroyed," said Drakken proudly.

"Aye, so did ya get Monkey boy?" asked Duff and Shego pointed to the middle of the lair where Monty stood in all his statue glory.

"Yeah, now, Dr D, please tell me that you have good news for me concerning his release," said Shego, looking at Drakken hopefully.

"I…I'm sorry Shego, the scrolls have nothing, just a recipe for curing the common cold, there's no cure written down on the scroll…because no one has ever been freed from this curse, ever," said Drakken sadly.

"No, no, no, it's not true, you're lying!" shouted Shego.

"I'm so sorry Shego," said Drakken and Shego ran over to Monty's statue and threw her arms around him, crying. The sad scene and knowing that the two young lovers would never be together again drove both Drakken and Duff to tears but then Drakken noticed something, their tears weren't falling to the ground, they were going towards Monty's statue. "Shego, look!" said Drakken and she started back, looking on in amazement as Monty began to glow a beautiful blue. Her tears fell and drifted to Monty, landing on him and causing him to glow pink, nothing else happened though.

"Shego, try kissing him, hurry!" exclaimed Drakken. He hoped that his sudden flash of inspiration was the cure. For once Shego listened to Drakken without question and kissed her stone lover. Monty glowed ever brighter and magic beams of blue light began to shoot down from the sky. Shego stepped away from Monty and Drakken pulled her back as he was lifted into the air. The stone began to crack and light shone from him. First his feet were free and then his hands, then his body and finally, his head, his left hand glowed and the orange seal that was on it broke in two and disappeared. Monty was lowered to the ground and the light show stopped.

Shego stepped forward and then back as Monty began to move.

Monty felt the hard, cold floor beneath his hands, he could feel! The scent of plants and monkeys assailed his nose, he could smell. He took in big gulps of air and heard his monkeys screeching in delight, he could hear. Then slowly opened his eyes, he could see. He slowly pushed himself up and stood unsteadily on his feet, looking at his hands as though for the first time. He heard something behind him and he turned to see his friends, his monkeys and…Shego, she was there, staring at him. Monty didn't know how but somehow he knew that she was responsible for helping him keep his promise to come back to her. How long he'd been stone he didn't know but he knew that there was a lot of catching up to do and he didn't mind a bit.

"Shego," his voice, so strong, how she'd longed to hear it for so long.

"Monty," her voice, it was that of an angels, he thought he'd never hear it again.

They stood and looked at each other and then, it felt like eternity and yet, it was less than a second and they were in each other's arms, with tears streaming down their faces and sharing the most passionate, the most intense kiss ever, only a few kisses have ever been recorded to rate on this type of scale and this was one of those kisses.

"You came back," whispered Shego. There was so much to tell him and but there was no rush, there was plenty of time. She groaned as he kissed her harder, gods she'd missed him. She clutched him tightly and he ran his fingers through her hair, she shivered, there was going to be a lot of making up later on.

"No, I came home," Monty whispered back and they kissed again. Oh, Monty thought, she tasted so good, her lips were so sweet and soft, he pressed against her hungrily, and she responded, an air of desperation around both of them, a desperation to be as close as physically possible without doing anything indecent.

Drakken and Duff were also crying with joy but even as they watched the reunited couple Drakken couldn't help but wonder what else was in store for the couple. Well, only time would tell but he felt that as long as they were together they would overcome any and all odds. Drakken's musings were interrupted when Shego and Monty broke their kiss.

"I love you," the two lovers said at the same time and the sun shone down on them as they kissed once more, it was a beautiful sight.

Drakken smiled, Shego was happy, Monty was back and now all he needed to do was to build up his evil reputation again, oh joy.

The End

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It's the end folks, stay tuned for the upcoming sequel Monkey Curse.

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