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"That one prank, where there's a phone, and you call someone—yeah, you know what I'm talking about!!"

I trotted out of my clothing palace and skipped to my bed, hurling my hair up into a bun of curls. I flung myself forward onto the bed and flipped over to face the ceiling.

​"Ugh, so bored…" I said to myself. Then a lightbulb went off in my head. I usually was out at this time of morning, but, being this awake my mind started to ponder on certain things—And if you're still there, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER.) I grabbed my phone and worked past the lengthy list of tweets having belonged to my best friend, Harper. I worked my iPhone with my finger scrolling and checking out my mile-long address book. Toggling through the "J's", an idea strangled my mind in a hold.

​ TOTAL PRANKAGE. The words appeared as a mini-me spray-painted in on a brick wall in my head. Haha, I miss that station, I REALLY need to check it out again. I started up Echofon and typed my deed out to my tweetbirds.

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Jammies are ouan. Gonna try to prank his cell. Haha. I'm a little cheerier but this will not go on for so long. Twit Pic .com /isy6b

2:05 AM Sep 23rd from Echofon

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The whole thing was a little riskier than I intended to think, but hey, he never has the guts to attempt to get back at me. Well, he does, but it constantly results in pitiful disappointments on his part. I touched the contact with the press of my finger and waited for the dial tone as I pressed it to my ear. Rising from my bed, I lightly tapped my lamp to feed off some dim light, enough to focus on this hilarious undertaking.

​ My door was slightly open, but I had no care for that. I was pretty sure if push came to shove, I'd be back in my bed before he got any ideas. Surely, my face would be the first. But once again, no worries. Justin was the type to fall asleep quickly because of his constant study, after school clubs and some sports he liked to take part in.

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(Phone Prank) Okay, my door was ajar so I checked it before callin'. Twit Pic .com /isyqf

2:15 AM Sep 23rd from Echofon

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​The dial tone repeated for the length of about 10 seconds before a voice gargled through the other end.

​ *Sniff* "Hello?" he sounded like he was congested! I was trying SO HARD not to laugh my butt off or fall onto the floor laughing. That thud would be sure to turn him onto my doing. My teeth were clenched onto my tongue as the giggles shivered back down my throat. "Hello?? Who is this?"

Haha; Perfect. *69 is officially my new best friend! Hahaha. I turned the phone away from my ear and cleared my throat to the best and the quietest of my ability before turning back with the first phrase graced onto my mind.

​"Hello, Is This Mr. Justin Russo?" I said in the best British accent I could manage. It was hard to form, but I was successful. I formed the sentences fine, hitting the right ones with my voice. This is what I get for listening to Professor Crumbs day in and day out for the entire summer. Yeah, like I DIDN'T point my wand to my temple like it was some kind of fancy gun…

​ "Y-Yes…Who is this? If this—this is Senor Arturo from that ranch, I don't—don't have your enchiladas right now," He said; My mouth fell open in a soundless laugh and tears came to my eyes. "….Keep in touch, though, okthanksbye….."

​"Wait a second, Mr. Russo….We are running a daily inspection to check men's underwear for …potency—yeahhh—" –Heehee, look at me, like I have a job or something!!—Uh, Ahem ,yes. Anyway, We'd like you to do something for us—The Undergarment Inspection Agency—Yes…."

​"Oh, The UIA? Sure…I guess. I still don't have the enchi--" Justin pondered with a very heavy yawn. Yeah—haha—He SO totally made that up on the top of his head; loser.

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Justin was like Helloo? All sleepy & crap. Haha, THE UIA!!! RIGHTTTTT!!!!! Twit Pic .com /isyxt

2:16 AM Sep 23rd from Echofon

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"OH, WOULD YOU FORG—Oh, Ahem, I mean, we would be very grateful if you would do so much as strip down and carefully walk into your kitchen and dispose of your under wear properly in the nearest freezer facility."

​He groaned a little under his breath, obviously getting tired once again. "Uh…okay…? Why?"

​ I laughed silently again, hopping up and down in my computer chair. I just thought of the most embarrassing question in the entire annoying-survey-crap kingdom. "DON'T QUESTION ME, I'M WITH THE GOVERNMENT!!!! Before you go…Sir, um, I have a few questions for you. Firstly, are you near your dresser, Sir."

​"I'm lying on my bed; yes." He confirmed.

​"Fantastic; What brand do you wear, Hanes, Fruit Of The Loom?? Any other brand, sir??"

​"Not--Not sure, actually. Its both, I'm sure of that.." He confirmed.

​"Great. Now, you can stop me if I'm getting slightly too personal here—"

​"Alright, Shoot."

​ I put the phone down and spun in my chair for a quick 2 seconds before grabbing the phone and pressing it to my ear. The laughing was echoing all through my throat as I kept the next words rattling in my head, anticipating release from my tongue. It was it's diving board.

​"Mr, Russo….How big are you??"

​ Sparks ignited in my mouth, I was so close to exploding into a giggle. But I had composure, sure. The line was dead for a few seconds.

​Then, "Excuse me??"

​"Uh, How large are you down there, Mr. Russo…?"

​"Down there…? I don't—I don't understand the situation, What does this have to—"

​ "Never mind….carry on with the procedure, Sir. Time is of the essence…" Haha, pushing Justin's buttons was really fun. If he were to tell me, I was sure to be laughing my butt off, no doubt. I was pretty sure his cheeks were in a fit of a fiery pink.

​"Ugh," He moved away from the phone. Suddenly feet shuffling around in his room slowly turned into quiet pads of footsteps along the hardwood paving our hallway. I hid myself momentarily. "Stupid Communists," He muttered as he droned down the steps. Hahahah! I had to see this.

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He said, "Stupid commies," got up & walked downstairs. HAHA! I laughed so hard I had to move from the speaker. Twit Pic .com /isz3r

2:20 AM Sep 23rd from Echofon

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​ Peeking through the railing did I see Justin, almost slumping over to our family fridge like he was a zombified menace and it was filled to the top with brains floating in juice. Ew, I should be putting that into people's heads at this hour. Anyway, my hand trapped my mouth closed as Justin approached the freezer and opened the door.

​**CLICK,CLICK**

​ Oh crap!! I rushed from the steps and sprinted into my room before our followers were aware of what was going on. I wasn't completely sure if the sound that randomly jumped out was my parents, but I couldn't be too sure, you know. It was, like 4 something!! I slipped behind my door and slowly shut it, keeping my giggles low. Only two steps near the comfort of my bed was there a giant shatter in the distance. I winced as it echoed to my room.

"What was that?!" My dad's voice shouted again. After 2 minutes of time were left open, a soft putter-patter of slow feet stretched out to the steps and continued out of earshot to the living quarters Justin had violated.

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There was a huge crash downstairs and my parents woke up. THE MORON!! HAHAHA!!! Twit Pic .com /isza1

Better get to bed. If I do love Justin tomorrow it'll be with a bat marking in his head. Know-it-all snooze goblin!

2:29 AM Sep 23rd from Echofon

My parents are literally screaming at Justin. And this is me laughing in my finally dark room /it0ad

2:45 AM Sep 23rd from Echofon

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I grinned as my eyes fluttered closed.

There Was Yelling. I liked Yelling....

I'll update soon. I need at least 8-10 reviews to continue. There's a lot to come, be aware and have this one under ALERT. Next chap is in Justins Perspective.

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