Darth Vader: Luke… I don't own Kingdom Hearts

Luke: Wtf?

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Chapter 4: The Loooooong Flight There

It was the day of the trip to Mexico and Sora, Roxas, Riku, Tidus, Kairi, Yuffie, Selphie, Seifer, Vivi, Fuu and Rai were all sitting in the airport waiting room. Most of them were trying to sleep as the flight they were taking was at 5 in the morning. Suddenly a voice came on through the intercom.

" Now boarding flight non-stop to Mexico city. I repeat non-stop flight to Mexico city now boarding."

The group all got up and sleepily headed over to the plane they would be flying on. However one person stayed sleeping quietly on the bench. Riku was having a nice dream about eating pancakes while killing heartless at the same time when Sora ran back to wake him up.

"Mmmmm. Pancakes." Riku muttered, "Hey you get away, these are mine, hey I mean it!" Sora was just about to shake him awake when he gasped. In his sleep Riku had summoned his keyblade!

Sora looked around to make sure no one was around to see Riku with a magic weapon like a keyblade. They were trying to keep the whole killing evil monsters thing a secret.

"Hey, it's Sora right?" Sora spun around to see who was talking to him. It was Selphie.

"Uh ya. That's my name. How did you know?" Sora said nervously while moving in front of Riku to block him from view.

"Oh Yuffie told me after Seifer tried to ambush her. Did you know that he thinks she likes him? I don't know how anybody would like that creep. He always thinks that he is such a gangster, but he is usually just being an idiot." Selphie said happily. "Hey, what are you trying to hide? Is it chocolate? I love chocolate."

"What? Who loves chocolate?" Riku asked as he finally woke up, much to Sora's relief.

"Oh, it's only him." Selphie said a little disappointed that there was no chocolate. "What was your name again? Rido?"

"It's Riku" Riku answered a little mad that he had been called 'Rido'

"Last call for all passengers going non-stop to Mexico City."

"Oh. That's our flight!" Selphie said excitedly

As they walked back Sora filled Riku in on about his keyblade. Riku was a little relieved that Selphie had not found out about them being heroes. Considering how much she talked the entire country of Mexico might find out about it in two days.

The three people caught up with the rest of the group as they were boarding the plane. The plane's crew had them go to first class and assigned them seats in groups of four.

Riku, Seifer, Vivi and Fuu were in one group, (Riku was not too happy about this.) Sora, Tidus, Kairi and Roxas were in another, and Yuffie Selphie and Rai were in the last smaller group.

As they looked around they realized that they were almost the only ones in the first call part of the plane. The only other passengers were a group of three boys who were all sitting together near Selphie, Rai and Yuffie, and old man who was doing work on a laptop and wearing earplugs.

Almost as soon as the plane started moving Riku took out an Ipod he had bought recently and started to listen to some music so he wouldn't have to talk to Seifer or any of his idiot friends. Soon everyone realized that they didn't have to stay in the seats assigned to them, they could sit almost anywhere as long as they didn't annoy any of the other people.

They all rearranged so that they were all sitting where they wanted to be. Which meant Seifer and his lot moved away from everyone else.

Sora looked at Kairi, who was sitting next to him and thought to himself "Now how do I make her remember me? I guess the obvious thing to do would be to talk to her. Damn it, I wish that I wasn't this horrible at introducing myself to others!"

Just as Sora was about to start to talk to her, Tidus leaned over to Kairi and kissed her full on the lips. To Sora time stood still on that one moment, the memory of it etched into his brain forever. Tidus was kissing Kairi! Tidus was kissing the girl he loved! If Sora could have moved then he would have jumped out of his seat and started to strangle Tidus, but Sora couldn't move. He was frozen in place as he watched Tidus and Kairi start to make out.

Sora couldn't take it anymore He turned away and closed his eyes, but he could still see the image of Tidus and Kairi kissing branded onto the inside of his eyelids. "

"This is not happening!" Sora thought to himself, "It can't be happening, I'm going to wake up and find out that this was all just a horrible, horrible dream." But it wasn't a dream, and Sora knew it.

"This has got to be the worst moment of my life. This even beats when Riku took my keyblade. Here I am, sitting next to the girl I literally gave up my heart for and she's making out with someone. And that someone isn't me!

While Sora was barely keeping his sanity by imagining the many ways that Tidus could be killed. Yuffie was talking to the three boys that were sharing the plane with them.

"So, are you going to Mexico with an 'escort?'" One of the boys asked the ninja.

"Um, I don't think so." Yuffie answered innocently, oblivious to the fact that the red-haired youth was trying to find out whether she had a boyfriend or not.

All of the three boys had different colored hair, one had red, one was blonde and one had raven black hair like Yuffie.

The black haired boy grinned at his companions and started trying to charm the ninja.

"Would you like me to show you around once we get there? I know the perfect Mexican restaurant that we could go to." The boy said confidently as his friends sat down in their seats while looking at Yuffie enviously.

"Sure, I guess that would be okay." Yuffie said nervously. That boy was starting to creep her out a little bit.

Thinking that Yuffie knew what he had been talking about the boy leaned forward to her and tried to kiss her on the mouth. However before that happened, Yuffie leaned back and delivered a punch to the side of the boy's head, dropping him to the ground. He sat on the floor and looked at Yuffie as she walked angrily away.

Yuffie was almost to her seat when Seifer stood up in front of her and grabbed her waist. It looked like he had been drinking a lot of the miniature shots of tequila he had found hidden under his seat.

Before Yuffie could do anything Seifer leaned down towards her and kissed her on the lips. Yuffie was disgusted and repulsed, but she found that she couldn't bring herself to break that kiss. However fortunately for her someone else did.

"Get off of her!" she heard a voice yell angrily as she felt Seifer get pushed away from her and the kiss was broken. Yuffie saw Seifer being tackled to the ground as one of her friends started attacking him. As she started to look at the fight more clearly she realized it was Roxas.

Riku and Tidus jumped onto Roxas and pulled him off of Seifer. The two guys pulled him over to an empty seat and threw him into it. Roxas glared at Seifer who was getting to his feet.

"What was that Roxas?" Riku asked him.

"He kissed Yuffie." Roxas said flatly.

"So what? A week ago you didn't even know her. Besides we all just saw her punch a guy in the face after he tried to kiss her. It's not like you're dating her is it?"

"I guess you're right." Roxas admitted. "But think, if you saw a girl being kissed by a guy who was cornering her in an alley less than a week before, what would you do?

Riku was about to answer, but he appeared to think better of it and turned to go sit down.

Sora was watching Roxas sit in his seat looking at the floor for a while before he said " Now that… was weird. He looked behind him at Kairi, she was back to making out with Tidus. Sora's stomach lurched and he came to the conclusion that he had to try to talk with Kairi when Tidus wasn't around.

Yuffie was talking with Selphie in another of the seats nearby.

"Oh my god! I can't believe that Seifer kissed you! He is such a creep, isn't he?"

"Yeah, I guess so." Yuffie was having a hard time trying to keep up with Selphie's rapid speech.

"Well? How was it?" Selphie asked Yuffie as excitedly as she could. Selphie was always eager for as much potential gossip as she could get. "Don't ask me what I'm talking about, you know full well what it is.

"Well the kiss Seifer gave me was horrible. I don't think it was that bad of a kiss, but realizing who it came from made it one of the most disgusting experiences I've ever had."

"I know what you mean. I'd much rather kiss someone like Wakka or that new boy Roxas or-"

Yuffie blushed as Selphie listed all of the people that she would rather kiss then Seifer.

"What was that whole thing with Roxas all about anyways? Are you going out with him or something?"

"No!" Yuffie answered a little too quickly, but after some coaxing she told Selphie "Well, he helped Riku and Sora kind of save me from Seifer's gang.

"Really?" Selphie asked she seemed a little disappointed so Yuffie decided to tell her the rest of the story.

"Well he also kind of saved me from being robbed." Selphie's eyes widened at this, "I was about to get mugged when he tried to knock down the mugger from behind. It didn't quite work and he was about to get shot until I knocked the guy's gun out of his hand.

"Oh… That's so sweet." Selphie said, her brown eyes shining. "You are really lucky to have a guy like that who likes you."

"What!"

"You heard me." Selphie said as though she were daring Yuffie to argue with her. "I mean he almost got shot trying to help you… And he's really good looking."

Yuffie pretended not to hear the last part of what Selphie said and pulled out her MP3 player. It was going to be a long flight…

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Note: Thanks very much XoXo Emiko oXoX and FallArbor You were my first 2 reviewers! Yay!!!!!!

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