Okay so heres chapter 4 hope u guys like it
Disclaimers: I do not own Twilight I only make the characters do funny things

Emmet's Pov

After we got back from our shopping trip I tried to figure out a way to steal Jaspers Emo clothes so i could replace them i was running out of time to complete my list only 12 hours untill midnight! How to get rid of Jasper...OHH I KNOW!!

"Oh Jasper.."

"What Emmett"

"Starbucks is still open" I started getting myself excited

"OMG! NO WAY! I WANNA GO I WANNA GO RIGHT NOW!!" Jasper ran out of the house screaming about a Toffee Nut Frapachino with a cream base

MWUHAHA MY EVIL PLAN IS WORKING!! OH NO EDDIE CAN HEAR!! I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE...!

I kept singing the song in my head as i grabbed the bright clothing from my closet and ran as fast as i could to Jaspers room. I grabbed all his clothes and stuffed them in a garbage bag then grabbed his eyeliner and replaced it with pink, baby blue and green eyeshadow. I ran out of there as fast as I could, just as i got to my room and stuffed the garbage bag in the closet i heard Jasper screaming about how he spilt his Starbucks thing on himself.

Jaspers Pov

I drove all the way to fricken Seattle for the best thing on the planet then I SPILT IT! I stomped up to my room to change my clothes and maybe read a book, when I opened my closet it was pure horror.. it was a montage of colour

"Alice! Upstairs! NOW!"

"ooo!" I heard Emmett say

Alice appeared at the door "What's wrong Jazzy"

".This." I growled

"Whats what sweetie"

"WHY is my wardrobe COLOURED!"

"The walls have always been coloured?" she said nervously.. Ha like she didn't know what I was talking about!

"MY CLOTHING ALICE!"

"WHAT ARE YOU ACCUSING ME!"

"uhhh umm no?" Ohh crap shes mad now

"JASPER HALE ARE YOU ACCTUALLY ACCUSING ME OF SABATOSHING YOUR WARDROBE! WELL I THINK YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID!" she screamed as she slammed our door

Emmett's Pov

After Alice slammed the door Jasper came out five minutes later in red skinny jeans, purple top and a green hoodie he looked like a Christmas tree! Now I need to check my list to see what i have left

1. Eat a Jar of Pickles – Check

2. Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart – Check

3. Find a Yummylicious Grizzly Bear - Non Check

4. Make A Vampire Dog – Non Check hmm I still have that puppy..

5. Buy A Cell and Prank Call Mike Newton – Non Check

6. Replace Jaspers Emo Clothes – CHECK!

Okay so TO THE MALL!! Again...yay..

So I got to the mall to buy a cell phone and I saw Mike and Jessica oh this was gonna be good..

Okay its prank time! I was sitting near the giant fountain in seeing and hearing range of Mike and Jessica

Ring..Ring..Ring...

"Hello" Oh this was even better it was Jessica who answered the phone

"Hi Is this Mikes phone" I said in my highest girliest voice possible

"Um Yea.. Who are you"

"Mike's girlfriend silly"

"...And.."

"Okie Dokie!"

I watched as Jessica snapped the phone shut and walked over to Mike

"What's wrong Baby why such an angery face"

"WHATS WRONG!" she shrieked back

"Ya Babe whats wrong?"

"YOUR CHEATING ON ME AND NOW YOUR PLAYING DUMB!?"

"What? I'm Not..Baby come on I'm not cheating on you" Mike was almost in tears... what a baby

"Then explain why a girl just phoned saying you are her boyfriend! I'M SO SICK OF THIS! GOOD BYE!" Jessica walked briskly out of the store and mike was crying and curled up on the floor whimpering about how it was only a one night stand

I decided to go find my puppy to make my vampire doggy so he could live happily with us and we wouldn't eat him

Okay so thats chapter 4 sorry its short but i promise the next one will be full of Emmett's attempted Vampire dog! So plz review guys! Il give u purple monkeys...or a cookie