The Ballad of the Golden Goose

by Clar the Pirate

If one were stuck to the back of a goose, one might be tempted to attempt writing a poem or two, to pass the time.

4. The Youngest Daughter

The youngest daughter had an awful lot of Winnie the Pooh read to her when she was little. The typo is as deliberate as Wellington's victory at Waterloo.

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Youngest Daughter

Look at that gold
Goose
I want to hold,
Whose
Feathers are bold;
Lovely lovely lovely
Gold

Gold –gold

Gold.

Just one feather
Maybe
Two be on the safe side.