me: i'm back!

johnny: and so are we!

eris: ello govnas!

me: of course i get the crazy people

eris: we aren't crazy!

me: so how come this one was in a mental asylum

johnny: one way to find out! read the chapter!


Chapter 4

"W-what do you mean Eris got you locked into a mental asylum?" she asked hesitantly and he smiled widely at her. Is this guy really crazy, she thought worried and he chuckled.

"Look, when Eris lived in Australia… let's just say the two of us got into too much trouble." He said and he walked into the vacant living room and she followed behind warily. They sat on the couch and she sat down far away from him causing him to smirk. "It's alright Shelia, I don't bite."

"Whatever… now tell me how Eris got you locked up in a mental asylum." She demanded and he held his hands up smiling.

"Alright, alright-don't get your panties in a twist!" he said giving her a crazed smile. Wanda glared at St. John who smiled back. "It was when Eris was 4 and I was 6; we had just snuck away from our parents and ran to the old run down carnival. Since it was empty and no one would notice we were there, so we got in one of the carts in the Ferris wheel. Eris had just found out she had powers so we thought we'd make a little experiments with our powers."

"What can you do?" she asked wearily and he took out a small lighter. Wanda watched as he flicked it on and the flames wrapped itself around his other hand. She gasped in surprise and he smiled. "Doesn't that hurt?"

"Of course not; if I didn't have control of it, it would hurt like a bitch." He laughed and Wanda cocked her head to the side. "so like I was saying, we thought that it'd be fun to make an experiment with our powers. I made a fireball and Eris tried to make it bigger with her powers, but we didn't realize that her powers were controlling chaos."

"so what happened?" she whispered pulling her knees to her chest. So far she found St. John's story interesting and it made her on edge. St. John chuckled and stared at the fire circling his hand before it turned into a small ballerina.

"Eris' powers flared out of control and my fireball turned into a full blown out fire. I made sure it didn't hurt us, but we burned down the rest of the carnival." He sighed and Wanda looked at him shocked.

"You burnt down the whole carnival?" she asked and he nodded. Wanda looked at him seriously for a minute before laughing wildly. St. John stared at her for a millisecond before laughing with her.

"I know, it's pretty funny; but of course no one else thought so." He sighed smiling grimly "you can guess the rest."

"They sent you guys away."

"Yup; they decided that instead of risking the chance of us pulling something, they sent Eris here and let me stay in Australia."

"So how'd you get out?" she asked and he smiled crazily again. Wanda smiled at him wickedly "you broke out, didn't you?"

"No, I just displayed good behavior." He said and they both laughed "Yeah, I broke out."

"Well your safe here… though how'd you get into America?" she asked and he laughed nervously.

"About that…it's a funny story…" he smiled and she rolled her eyes.

"I'll see what I can do." She sighed and he smiled.

"Thanks Shelia. So got a room for me to crash in?" he asked and Wanda threw her arms in the air.

"Why is everyone sleeping? It's only 3 in the afternoon!" she growled and St. John chuckled.

"Well Shelia, there's nothing really to do around this time of day." He smiled. Wanda rolled her eyes and pointed up the stairs.

"It's the third door on the right next to the one that's locked." She sighed and he raised an eyebrow.

"Why's it locked?"

"None of your business."

"But if we're gonna be housemates I think I have a right to know."

"Go upstairs."

"Make me!"

"I will!" she growled her hands going blue. St. John brought out his lighter which produced a large three headed dragon. The pair started battling it out when Avalanche came downstairs pissed off.

"What the hell's going on?" he demanded as the dragon disappeared and St. John pointed to Wanda.

"She did it, mate!" he yelled running up the stairs and into the room Wanda had instructed him to use earlier. Avalanche looked from where St. John disappeared and to Wanda.

"Um… how was your day Lance?" she asked when a small explosion went off.

"Yes, I did it!" St. John screamed and Wanda ran upstairs.

"I told you to stay out of there!" she yelled.

"What'cha gonna do about it Shelia?" he laughed. Avalanche sighed shaking his head looking at the ceiling in anger.

"I shoulda stayed back home…" he mumbled.


me: awww! porr lance1

johnny; poor lance! i gotta fight off wanda

eris: that's what you get when you break into wanda's room! woo oh oh!

me: why are you singing that's what you get?

eris: cause i thought it'd be funny

me: you just gave me an idea for the next chapter!

johnny: now look what you've done! and besides you're sleepin with pietro!

eris:n-no i-i'm not!

johnny: ya huh!

me: hush children!

eris and johnny: yes ma'am

me: please review...it'll keep me sane among these two