Hey! This is the sequel to 'Tia Dalma and the Cheese'. R+R please! Enjoy!
The Revenge of Thee Cheese!
As the crew of the Black Pearl sleep soundly in their hammocks a deadly foe rots in their cargo hold…
Gibbs: What is that smell?!
Pintel: It wasn't us!
Ragetti: I couldn't be too sure bout that!
Gibbs: Hmm…back to sleep you fowl rats!
Jack: Waiting patiently for the men to fall back asleep before he sneaks down to the cargo hold for some rum. A-ha! Seizes the opportunity and creeps down to the cargo hold. One - the bottles empty - second time - still empty!
There is a sudden scurrying of feet. Jack spins around but there is no-one there!
Jack: Odd?!
Scary voice: Hello Jack.
Jack: WAAAAHHHHH!!!
Scary voice: What's wrong Jack?
Jack: Wh - who are you?
Scary voice: I am Thee Cheese! DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!
Jack: Thee Cheese?
Thee Cheese: Yes I am Thee Cheese!
Jack: And why are you haunting my ship?
Thee Cheese: Because I want you to eat me!
Jack: You want me to eat you?
Thee Cheese: You heard correctly!
Jack: But I don't like cheese!
Thee Cheese: EAT ME!
Jack: NEVER!
Thee Cheese: Starts to try and bite Jack's ankles.
Jack: You crazy cheese! Tries to stab Thee Cheese with a feather! This isn't working!
Thee Cheese: Your feathers cannot harm me! I am made of dairy goodness!
Jack: ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
After several moment of being chased by Thee Cheese, Jack manages to escape and barricade the door to the cargo hold.
Gibbs: Shiver me timbers Jack! What was all that noise?
Jack: Its that cheese! The one she gave us! It is ALIVE!
Gibbs: Jack…
Jack: If you don't believe me, go down there and fight it!
Gibbs: Sighs and walks down into the cargo hold.
Jack: Is it still there?
Gibbs: WAAAAHHHH!
Jack: Well?
Gibbs: I'll lock the door, you get the gun! We'll shoot the little bitter!
Jack: Nods and runs off to get the gun. Hurriedly come back to find Pintel and Ragetti eating something smelly.What are eating?
Ragetti: Cheese, I thinks it's called!
Pintel: It's rather tasty! OW! Me eye!
Jack: Notices the cheese beginning to swell and backs off.
Gibbs: Where are ye going?
Jack: Thee Cheese gets up and runs at him. ARGH!
Gibbs: Sometimes I wonder about him!
Will: What is going on down here…Thee Cheese swallows Will
Gibbs: I suppose we better get him out of there!
Hope you liked that! Please review! Don't worry! Thee Cheese will not come after you if you eat its cousins!