Loracarol: I DO NOT own InuYasha, or Aladdin.

InuYasha: You say that every time, don't you think that they would have gotten the hint by now?

Loracarol: Not if they are extremely stupid, (which you aren't,) but I have to do it anyway.

Sango: I've got a bone to pick with you! Why does it end up with Miroku and I getting married!

Miroku: Oh Sango, I am sooooo hurt.

Loracarol: Miroku, shut it, Sango, you know you've A) always wanted to hear him sing, and B) wanted to see him without his shirt on.

Sango: (Trying to hide a blush.) No-not true!

Loracarol: Whatever, let's get on with the show!

P.S. Tomodachi means friend.

Miroku: And now, esteemed tomodachi, we feast! All right!

Loracarol: Miroku breaks the bread in two and gives half to Shippo, who begins to eat, but Miroku looks over and sees two young children through the garbage for food. The girl,( who looks remarkably like Rin) sees him, then drops her find and tries to hide. Miroku looks at them, then bread, then at Shippo.

Shippo: Uh-oh!

Loracarol: Shippo takes a big bite of his food, but Miroku gets up and walks over to the children. The girl pulls her brother back.

Miroku: Here, go on--take it.

Loracarol: The children giggle with delight. Shippo tries to swallow his bite, and then looks guilty. He walks over to the children and offers his bread to them. In delight, they pet him on the head.

Shippo: I am not a freaking dog (like InuYasha) that you can just pet whenever you want!

Loracarol: Shippo……..

InuYasha: Hey I resent that!

Kagome: Language!

Loracarol: That did not go as planned, let's try over.

The children giggle with delight. Shippo tries to swallow his bite, and then looks guilty. He walks over to the children and offers his bread to them. In delight, they pet him on the head.

Shippo: Ah, don't. Huh?

Loracarol: Shippo sees Miroku walking into the daylight, where there is a parade going on. Miroku peers over the shoulders of people. He sees Kuranosuke Takeda (see episode 78)riding on a horse.

Random Person #1: On his way to the palace, I suppose.

Random Person #2: Another suitor for the princess.

Loracarol: Miroku is startled as the two children come running out from the alley. The boy, (who looks curiously like Kohaku) runs out in front of Takeda-Sama's horse, startling it.

Kuranosuke Takeda: Out of my way, you filthy brat!

Loracarol: Takeda-Sama brings up his whip to attack the children, but Miroku jumps in front of them and catches the whip.

Miroku: Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners

Kuranosuke Takeda: Oh--I teach you some manners!

Loracarol: Takeda-Sama kicks Miroku into a mud puddle. The crowd laughs at him.

Miroku: Look at that, Shippo. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

Loracarol: Takeda-Sama stops and turns back to Miroku.

Kuranosuke Takeda: You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.

Loracarol: Miroku rushes Takeda-Sama, but the doors to the castle slam shut in his face.

Miroku: I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas. Come on, Shippo, let's go home.

Loracarol: Miroku makes the climb to his home with the view, then tucks in Shippo for the night.)

Miroku: Riffraff, street rat.

I don't buy that.

If only they'd look closer

Would they see a poor boy? No siree.

They'd find out, there's so much more to me.

Loracarol: He pulls back a curtain to reveal the beautiful palace.

Miroku: Someday, Shippo, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.

There, that wasn't so bad, sorry I haven't updated in a while, end of the school year is coming, so I should be able to finish it relatively soon.