A/N: Chapter Four! It's for "Fore"man! Hahaha I'm so lame… Well anyways, the song is called "I Can Transform Ya" by Chris Brown. And yes, House is rapping (because he's awesome). Chase sings a lot…whoops…well, we can't have Taub singing…soooo…too bad for him.
House rapping
Foreman singing
Chase singing
Foreman and Chase singing together
"Chris Brown?!" Chase said in bewilderment as he reads the song sheet. "That describes your relationship with 13? Wow…" They were in House's big office, looking over the lyrics of Chris's new song. Foreman nodded, sitting on the jade cotton lounge chair. He breathed through his nostrils, hoping that they will accept his offer of them being backup singers. Chase already did one for Thirteen…but is he--?
"So who's rapping?" House piped up, interrupting his thoughts. He sat on the big and boss-like chair, playing with his big red and gray ball. He looked into the idea, especially for the fact that his original boring (Thirteen is his second boring duckling) co-worker is actually RAPPING. House had a huge grin on his face, confident that Foreman will rap awesomely.
"Yeah, who is?" Chase asked, curious.
Foreman looked at the both of them. Chase isn't the type to listen to rap…and it'll be funny to see House rap a couple of lines.
"House," he replied after a moment of silence. House gave him an "WTF?" look, but then smiled once again.
"You think it's funny to see your ass-of-a-boss to rap?" he confirmed the reason, putting his ball away. Chase looked at Foreman with an amused look on his face, also looking forward to see his boss act all black. After all, Chase had already humiliated himself before ('Yo Mama' joke, anyone?).
"Okay…you're on."
"You're up first." Foreman uses the remote that he found in the lounge chair, and pointed at the dock station's direction. The famous song starts to play:
Go hey 'Lil Mama
I can transform ya
No I can't dance, but I can dance on ya
Fore-man on the beat, Chase move ya feet
And baby I can transform your him to a me
I can change your life, make it so new
Make you never want to go back to old you
Ciroc and lime, give it a 'lil time
And she can transform like Optimus Prime
(Verse 1)
Need a ride
I can range you up
Money, I can change you up
You can ride your own
No longer be the passenger
Swag low, I build you up
Knees, we can stand you up
Red lips, red dress, like 'em like a fire truck
(Bridge)
What you need, you can have that
My black card, they don't deny that
See potential in ya, let me mold that
I can transform ya, I can transform ya
(Chorus)
I can transform ya, I can transform ya
Anything ya want I can, I can get it for ya
You're my baby girl
Shoulda known I did it for ya
I can trans, I can trans, I can transform ya
Shoes, you got it (got it)
Bags, you got it (got it)
Cars, you got it (got it)
M-money, still got it (got it)
I can, transform ya, I can transform ya
Anything you want I can (I can) get it for ya
(House rap solo)
Okay
I can transform ya, like a transformer
I can turn you from a human to a Greg House,
Take you off the bench, t-turn ya to a starter
Then I take you home and put you on a charger
Then my car transforms to a charter
And we can fly to wherever you ever thought of
I take you to where its warmer
Then I gotta rip off your dress like a warm up
But I'm just getting warmed up
So tell your man he better get his Voltron up
I transform her to a Ducati
And then I transform me to a Bugatti
'Cause her form puts me in a trance
I transform smaller and she puts me in her pants
with Fore-man on the Beat, Chase move ya feet
And Wilson transform a good girl to a freak
(Chorus)
I can transform ya, I can transform ya
Anything ya want I can, I can get it for ya
You're my baby girl
Shoulda known I did it for ya
I can trans, I can trans, I can transform ya
Shoes, you got it (got it)
Bags, you got it (got it)
Cars, you got it (got it)
M-money, still got it (got it)
I can, transform ya, I can, transform ya
Anything you want I can (I can) get it for ya
The song fades, and House continue to make some "gangsta" gestures. Foreman chuckles softly, then turning his iPhone off.
"So, what do you think?"
"I think I should rap more."
The two ducklings laughed, but House seemed serious.
"Alright," Chase agrees, "Next time we need a Kanye, we should call him first."
"That's sounds fine to me," Foreman replies to the wonderful suggestion. "I meant are we going to do this—" he makes a circle with his hands, adding House and Chase into the circle, "this thing?"
"Yeah," they said in unison. Foreman smiles and walks out of the office, satisfied.