We went to the mall and there were like sooo many twelvies there like it was sooo annoying because they think theyre so cool and edgy but theyre actually wannabe hipsters. Luke and Leia and i were so fucking hungry so we went to the food court and got smashed avocado on toast which they served on a chopping board it was so edgy and we only paid $23 dollars for it. How good is that i am so good at getting bargains.

Then we went to some clothing stores to get some clothes for me to wear on my mission with Anakin.

First we went to that Swedish clothing line Acne cause their clothes are so good and like I love Sweden and i know so much about it. I went and tried on this really nice shirt and i looked so good in it and all these boys were looking at me wearing it but i didnt buy it.

THen we went to Topshop to pick out some more clothes for me. We were browsing and luke was picking out some really good outfits for me cause he has like really good fashion taste and he knew how to make me look really hot to impress anakin.

"Omg theres a nirvana tshirt you would look so cute in this" said leia.

"Yeah i would look so fucking hot." I said.

"Yeah you should totes buy it" said leia

"I might but like i hate those people that wear nirvana tshirts when they dont even know who nirvana are like i bet most people who have a nirvana tshirt dont even know that nirvana are a band. ANd like thats so ignorant and like i love kurt cobain and i feel really emotional on the anniversery of the day he died so like its really disrespectful of those people"

"Yeah thats like so bad" said leia. "I wish i could look as good as you in all the cloths tho".

"OMG leia but u so do i dont even know why you keep degrading yourself for me"

"I just feel so inadequate around u like ur so perfect" she said and i was like "um hello i have anxiety and also i have depression and im on mediaction for it like im not perfect at all. But like i am also gender non-conforming so its like really hard to buy clothes for myself like im genderfluid so like i think that these clothing stores are so like discriminatery about queer people like me"

"Yea like it must be really hard for you" said luke being all like manly and protective over me.

"Yeah i know" I replied, picking out a sexy red dress with rips at the bottom and a pair of studded heels. "But like Im used to it"

"OMG tho you have to try that on" leia pointed at the dress. "Youd look fully amazing"

"Ok" I said and headed to the changing rooms before stopping and frowning. "OMFG look at this they only have like male and female rooms. Thats so fully cis-centric. Like just cause cis people get to be more confortable in there skin doesnt mean they can lord it over the rest of us OMFG" I took deep breaths, trying to clam myself before anything could bring on a panic attack. "I should totally go speak to the manager after this"

I stepped into the changing room to try on the dress. It looked so amazingly hot and edgy on my slender body and played up my big boobs and butt just right, I shook by my long beautiful silvery honey blonde hair and smiles at myself. I looked so hot anakin wouldnt be able to resist me.

"You should try these on" luke suggested offering me some daring thigh high high heeled boots 'you have such great legs theyd look sooooo sexy on yu"

Luke was right of course i wore the boots with a choker and a leather jacket. I looked so 90s because like no one wears leather any more cause theyre all like following tho fucking kardashian trends and wearing fucking beige like the beige bitches they are.

"You look amazing in that" the store manager who was kinda cute said 'how about a discount for you gorgeous"

"Uh thanks but not thank" i snapped "cos you are just offering me shit based on my appearance which is super objectifiyng and sexual harassmant and also I wont be comeing back to your shop cause like YOUR FUCKING CIS CENTRIC"

Then I used the force to do a jedi mind trick on him and walked out without paying. Like i knew the jedi counciol would be mad and compain about the darksid if they ever found out but like I DIDNT GIVE A FUCK what they thought cause what had those fucking privilidged ableist fucks ever done for me anyway.

Luke and leia followed me out of the shop laughing at the stupid store manger and together we went back to the jedi school.