A/N: Thank you guys! I loved the reviews! They made me happy. There is going to be a lot of spoilers. Hope you like!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Jess or Jamie. Adrianna belongs to Once-Twice-Thrice.
Name: Adrianna
Hair: Red-brown wavy hair that reaches to her shoulders (usually pinned up with chopsticks)
Eyes: Grey eyes
Height: 5'8
Age: 18
Style: She wears jean shorts and a spaghetti strap top. She wears glasses that she constantly pushes up on her nose and carries a Gir drawstring bag that always seems to have whatever she needs.
Personality: She acts annoyed around super hyperactive people, attempting to smack them to calm them down, but all past experience show her hanging with said hyperactive people. She absolutely hates to be hugged or surrounded by people, yet she seems to attract them anyway. She tends to tease people, never to the point of being mean, and runs like mad, if she goes a little too far. She moved out when she first turned eighteen and lives on her own. Her favorite Naruto characters are the Akatsuki, especially Tobi, and Naruto.
Jess's POV
This is crazy. There can NOT be Naruto characters in my house. They were fictional, right? Well apparently not, because the seven very scary/awesome/hot ninjas were staring at us.
They all looked at us and around the room. I scooted next to Jamie, who threw a piece of pizza at Deidara. He caught it with his mouth. I, still holding Tobi, and while petting his hair, said, "This is crazy, I'm holding the cutest person in the Akatsuki and Naruto, Gaara, Itachi, Hidan, Sasuke, and Deidara are in my house."
"How do you even know about Naruto? No offence but you don't even have electricity." Jamie asked staring back at them, not blinking.
"I know the owner of an internet cafe and he lets me use the computer all the time for school, but on Saturdays he lets me watch Naruto." I was still petting Tobi.
"Uh, girl-san? Can you let Tobi go now?" Tobi asked looking scared, well as scared as one can look with a mask on.
"Oh right, sorry." I said letting him go and watching as he ran behind Deidara and cowered.
"Who are you and where are we?" Itachi asked stepping forward. "How do you know us?"
"Uh, I'm Jess and this is Jamie. You're in my house and we know you cause we're psychic!" I exclaimed.
"This is a house? It looks more like a cave." Naruto said looking around.
I sweat-dropped. "I'm sorry that I can't afford an actual house!" I shouted glaring at him. He meeped.
"Can I have a real answer?" Itachi asked.
"Okay, we know you cause your from an anime called Naruto." I said, and he stared at me like I was a freak. "Huh?" He asked, unintelligently. "I thought you were supposed to be the smart one." I said.
"What is an anime and why is it named after me?" Naruto asked, scratching his head cutely.
"Awww!" Jamie said running towards Naruto and hugging him. "You're just so huggable!" Naruto blushed and stood there.
"An anime is like a TV show." I said. They looked at me blankly. I sighed. "You know like, umm, a book, but with real voices and people and scenery." More blank looks. "I'M NOT GOOD AT DESCRIBING THINGS!" (A/N: I am horrible at describing things)
"Okay, let's chillax. I have internet on my iPod." Jamie said, getting it out. I watched as she pulled up episode 1 and shoved it in their faces. Some of them backed away, but others looked closer.
"What the?" Sasuke started as he saw himself as a kid.
"Hey it's us, teme!" Naruto shouted, looking closer.
"Practically everything that has happened in your life, past and present, shows up as a TV show." I said. "Though I don't know why Sasuke doesn't want to kill Itachi or why you haven't killed us yet, especially Jamie cause she took Dei-Dei's pizza?" I said Deidara's eye twitching at the Dei-Dei part and Hidan laughing at his expression.
"We sorted out the Sasuke trying to kill me thing right before we were transported here, and doesn't your show or whatever, tell you that and we stopped killing people awhile ago." Itachi explained.
I turned to Jamie and said, "That is impossible! At the part I'm at everyone in the Akatsuki has died except Madara and Zetsu and Sasuke had formed another team and is trying to destroy the leaf village!"
"I know! I'm so confused." Jamie said. "Hold on let me try something." She then walked up to Hidan and kicked him in the shin.
"YOU ***** COME HERE! I WILL SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN-SAMA!" Hidan said chasing Jamie.
"HEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP!" She screamed.
"May I also say that Madara, Kakazu, Hidan, and Zetzu had not wanted to stop killing people." Itachi said calmly while everyone else was staring horrified at Hidan who had sliced Jamie's arm and was now licking her blood.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR, ******! Jamie screamed looking frightening. Everyone ran to the other side of the room, watching intently and also slightly scared.
I looked at Jamie surprised and a little scared. She was emitting a strong killing intent.
Jamie's POV
I was pissed.
Hidan just sliced my arm really deep and it hurt a lot. Speaking of Hidan, he was doing the crazy ritual thing. I am so screwed.
"HAHAHAHA! TAKE THIS *****!" Hidan shouted preparing to shove his scythe into his stomach. I winced and closed my eyes, expecting pain, but it never came.
I slowly opened my eyes and saw a girl with red-brown hair pinned up with chopsticks standing over Hidan, holding his scythe and smacking him with it. Thank goodness he was out of the circle.
"Why *smack* would *smack* you *smack* hurt *smack* a little *smack* girl?" *smack* The girl asked, still hitting Hidan.
"Who are you calling little girl!" I shouted.
The girl looked up and walked over to me looking at me closely.
"Oh sorry, you're so short I just assumed." She said throwing the scythe back to a practically unconscious Hidan. It hit him in the stomach. "I'm Adrianna by the way."
I glared at her angrily. She eeped and ran over to Jess hiding behind her.
"Who are you and what are you doing here?" Jess asked turning around and looking at her.
"Your door was open and I heard shouting and barking and screaming, so I decided to see if ya needed help. I never expected to see Hidan trying to sacrifice someone or the other Naruto characters hiding in a corner with a cat."
"Cat?" I said looking towards the corner. There I saw Etna cowering, hair raised. I quickly ran over to her and picked her up, calmly petting her.
"Barking? OMYGOSH! I FORGOT ABOUT HOSHI AND ONYX!" Jess yelled running out then running back in with two angry wolves.
They cornered the Naruto characters growling at them.
"You have two wolves!" Adrianna screamed.
"Yep and they are MAD." Jess said watching calmly as Hoshi attempted to bite Sasuke.
"AHHH! CALL BACK YOUR BEASTS!" Naruto screamed holding on to Gaara who had a blank face.
"They aren't beasts! They are wolves. Doesn't Kiba and his family raise them?" Jess said.
"Wolves? Kiba's family raises ninja dogs." Naruto said.
"Aren't they the same size though?" I said imagining Akamaru in Shippuden.
"Hmm, I guess so..." Naruto said slowly letting go of Gaara and reaching out a hand to Hoshi.
Hoshi sniffed his hand then bit it. "OW!" Naruto pulled his hand back and rubbed it, while anime tears were silently coming out of his eyes.
"Yeah, I wouldn't recommend that any of you guys do that." Jess said.
"So why was the door open?" I asked.
"I always leave the door open at night incase Hoshi or Onyx need to go to the bathroom." Jess said petting Onyx, who was in her lap.
"Can we figure all this craziness out in the morning? I am tired." I asked, barely keeping my eyes open.
"I guess. I'm sorry guys but I don't have any blankets that you can use." Jess said apologetically.
"Wait! I'm pretty sure I have a couple of blankets in here." Adrianna said digging through her Gir bag.
"Oh you're staying to?" Jess asked.
"Well it's nighttime and you have Naruto characters in your house, so I thought I would stay." She said pulling three small blankets out of her bag.
"Why do you have blankets in your bag?" I asked.
"I don't know. Stuff randomly appears."
I just stared at her weirdly.
"I guess you can share a room with Jamie and the Naruto people can stay in here." Jess said getting up to leave the room. "Leave two blankets to them."
"Okay." Adrianna said throwing two blankets at Naruto. "So I guess you're Jamie?"
Oh right, we never introduced ourselves.
"Yep and the other girl was Jess."
"Cool, so where is our room?" She asked, getting up.
"Next door to the right." I said, also getting up.
"Okay." Adrianna said, walking inside the room.
"I have my sweatshirt and you have spaghetti straps so you can have the blanket." I said, laying down putting my back to her.
"Thanks, night."
"Night."
Nakazumi's POV
I woke up with a really bad headache.
"Ugh! My head." Katsumi said, sitting up.
"Mine too." Sanna said, also sitting up.
"Same here." I said. They turned to me.
"What happened?" Katsumi asked.
"No idea. Where's Takami?" I said, looking around.
They looked around too and frowned.
"I don't know." Sanna said.
"Can we find Takami?" I asked, worried for my best friend and sister.
"Sure let's go upstairs." Sanna said, getting up.
We all walked upstairs slowly heads still hurting. When we reached the top, a pleasant scent hit us.
"My mom can't cook." Sanna said.
"TAKAMI!" I shouted, running towards the kitchen while Sanna and Katsumi clutched their heads, groaning.
When I reached the kitchen, Takami was making pancakes. I looked at the table and saw biscuits, eggs, bacon, and Tylenol.
I grabbed a Tylenol and a glass of water and gulped it down.
"Takami!" I shouted again, hugging her from behind.
Sanna and Katsumi entered the kitchen and quickly gulped down a Tylenol. Then they glared at me.
"Sorry." I said, hiding behind Takami.
"Zumi get off of me, I'm trying to make pancakes." Takami said, pushing me off of her and turning around.
I sat at the table with Sanna and Katsumi waiting for Takami to get done.
"Here." Takami said, placing the pancakes on separate plates and setting it in front of us.
"Yummy!" I said, digging in and grabbing some pieces of bacon.
"Slow down, idiot!" Katsumi said, watching me eat.
"I'm not an idiot! I'm only eating fast because me and Takami have to go soon." I said, still shoveling food into my mouth.
"Why so soon?" Sanna asked.
"It's 1:00 P.M." Takami said, pointing to the clock on the side of the wall.
"Really? Geez, we slept late." Sanna said.
"We have to go! Sorry Santa! Bye!" I shouted, dragging Takami out the door.
We started walking home and soon we reached a small-ish house.
I ran up to the door and knocked since me and Takami forgot the key.
"Hello?" Grandma said, opening the door.
"Hi Grandma!" I shouted.
She smiled and said, "Forgot your keys again?"
"Yeah sorry." I said sheepishly.
"It's no problem dear, me and grandpa were about to eat lunch, are you girls hungry?" Grandma asked us.
"No thank you, we ate at Sanna's." Takami said, walking through the door after me.
"Okay. You girls go outside then, it's beautiful outside." Grandma said.
"Are you sure? Don't you need help?" Takami asked.
"I'm not that old! I can still do things for myself. Now you and Nakazumi got outside. Shoo!" She shooed us out and locked the door behind us.
"I guess we didn't have to leave." I laughed and started walking back to Sanna's with Takami. we walked up to Sanna's door and knocked.
"Did you guys forget something?" Sanna asked, opening the door.
"Nope! Grandma kicked us out." I giggled as she let us in.
"I can see why, it's so pretty outside. Let's go for a walk!" Sanna suggested.
"Yeah!" I agreed.
"Okay." Takami blinked.
We all stared at Katsumi. "Fine." She rolled her eyes and went to get dressed. She put on a black tank top and white skinny jeans.
"Let's go!" Sanna said, moving towards the door.
"Uh, Sanna?" Takami said.
"Yeah?" Sanna turned.
"Aren't you missing something?" Takami gestured at her sharingan pajamas.
"Oh! Oops!" Sanna ran out of the room and came back with a jacket. "Thanks for reminding me!"
Takami started to open her mouth but Katsumi just shook her head. "Just let her go." She said, walking out the door, us following.
We were walking for about 15 minutes when we passed a very ugly run-down house. The door was open and there were flashes going past it, just blurs of what seem to be people and animals. There was also a lot of shouting. "OOH! PARANORMAL!" I shouted running into the house, the others running after me.
I ran into the house and inside I saw, three animals, three girls, and a bunch of cosplayers that looked real.
"What?" Was the only thing that came out of my mouth as Sanna, Katsumi, and Takami joined me.
"The?" Sanna blinked.
"****?" Katsumi was getting dizzy.
"!" Takami had a shocked look on her face.
"Hello." One of the girls waved at us.
"Uh hi." We waved back.