The fourth chapter is up! You should be proud of me. I should be proud of me. I also should update some of my other stuff instead of writing this. But I don't feel like it.
Virtual cookies go to everyone who said that the singer was Aragorn. And a single virtual cookie to those who said Aragorn or Pippin.
Pippin is mentioned in the very first verse of the first chapter, it says that Merry stole the lamb from him. Everyone remember that bit, it'll show up in a later chapter.
Merry ate his little lamb.
Little lamb.
Little lamb.
Merry ate his little lamb.
Which was a bad idea.
We will avenge the little lamb.
Little lamb.
Little lamb.
We will avenge the little lamb.
By stealing the Ring of Power.
I had a premonition about livestock.
About livestock.
About livestock.
I had a premonition about livestock.
They were stealing the Ring.
We're preparing to attack the Fellowship.
Attack the Fellowship.
Attack the Fellowship.
We're preparing to attack the Fellowship.
To steal the Ring from them.
Even they couldn't be that dumb.
Be that dumb.
Be that dumb.
Even they couldn't be that dumb.
To steal the Ring from us.
We will attack at midnight tonight.
Midnight tonight.
Midnight tonight.
We will attack at midnight tonight.
And steal the Ring from them.
I mean, if the Ring isn't destroyed.
Isn't destroyed.
Isn't destroyed.
I mean, if the Ring isn't destroyed
Things will get very bad.
The chicken is chickening out.
Chickening out.
Chickening out.
The chicken is chickening out.
She says this will be bad.
I'm not quite clear on what'll happen.
What'll happen.
What'll happen.
I'm not quite clear on what'll happen.
If we don't destroy the Ring.
She says the Ring must be destroyed.
Be destroyed.
Be destroyed.
She says the Ring must be destroyed.
And if it isn't, bad things will happen.
I wish Gandalf was here so I could ask him.
I could ask him.
I could ask him.
I wish Gandalf was here so I could ask him.
He'd probably just tell me to shut up.
We'll sell the Ring to someone who'll destroy it.
Someone who'll destroy it.
Someone who'll destroy it.
We'll sell the Ring to someone who'll destroy it.
If we can find someone strong enough.
We found a place to camp tonight.
Camp tonight.
Camp tonight.
We found a place to camp tonight.
There's no sign of attacking livestock.
The horse says he knows who can destroy the Ring.
Can destroy the Ring.
Can destroy the Ring.
The horse says he knows who can destroy the Ring.
He calls it a 'Mary-Sue'.
Now Boromir is having premonitions, too.
Premonitions, too.
Premonitions, too.
Now Boromir is having premonitions, too.
About why the livestock would attack.
We'll sell the Ring to the Mary-Sue.
The Mary-Sue.
The Mary-Sue.
We'll sell the Ring to the Mary-Sue.
And get revenge without destroying the world.
Boromir says they want the Ring.
Want the Ring.
Want the Ring.
Boromir says they want the Ring.
Everyone seems to these days.
We are preparing to attack.
To attack.
To attack.
We are preparing to attack.
And avenge our friend the lamb.
The Ring is causing too much trouble.
Too much trouble.
Too much trouble.
The Ring is causing too much trouble.
I say we just give it to them.
Why bother stealing the Ring after all?
After all.
After all.
Why bother stealing the Ring after all?
We can just kill them all.
Nobody seems to disagree.
Disagree.
Disagree.
Nobody seems to disagree.
We'll get rid of the Ring tonight.