Making this up as I go along, so, I apologise for the rubbish storyline, but whatever. Enjoy :)
The next morning, all of the Avengers, including Pepper, found themselves in Fury's office in the Helicarrier. They'd decided to keep Loki's presence a secret- they didn't think Fury's temper could stretch quite that far.
"You can't run around here all day." Fury told them sterenly.
"We can run around back at Stark Tower. Duh." Clint supplied, stating the obvious. Fury frowned as he stared at the seven kids in front of him.
"No, I've decided to send you all of to school. It'll get you off my back, and will help keep the fact that the Earth's Mightiest Heroes have turned into small piles of spots." Fury told them, leaning back in his chair and placing his hands behind his head, expecting uproar.
"Okay." Natasha shrugged "but... We have something we need to tell you..." Fury sat up again. Leaning in intently. "Oi!" She called through the door and Loki walked in, grinning broadly at the Director, who looked like he was about to pop.
"The fuck?" He cried, collapsing back into his chair. Seeing Tony grin at his despair
"Are you behind this?" Fury spat at Loki, who wiped the small fleck of spit from his cheek, looking disgusted, before he spoke.
"Maybe, maybe not." His grin widened at the Directors horrified gaze. Everyone was shocked to see Fury suddenly drop the subject however, and he pointed at Loki.
"You're going with them. Y'all start tomorrow, and for crap sake don't tell anyone who you actually are. I'll get Coulson to email you your new timetables." And with that, each Avenger stalked from the room, grinning broadly.
"Who are you?"
"I'm Tony, this is Pepper, she's going to be CEO of a massive company when she's older, and she's gonna have the sexiest boyfriend in the world." Pepper sighed, trust her to wind up in the same English class as Tony and Clint.
Her, Tony, Clint, Bruce and Natasha were all in year nine, all being thirteen to fourteen years of age, while Steve, Thor, and Loki were in year ten.
"Right. And who is this?" The teacher said, her lips pursed as she looked at Clint. Who was grinning madly.
He put on his best deep voice as replied: "I'm BatMan." He smirked at the teacher who looked confused.
"Whatever Birdie, this is Clint." Tony said, sticking out a thumb and gesturing at him.
"Alright, I think I need to split you two up..." The teacher replied, sensing she was in the presence of two trouble makers.
"Bruce!"
"What?"
"Help!"
Although Natasha would never admit it; she was more or less shit at Science, and that's where she had wound up with Bruce first period. Bruce sighed as he checked over Natasha's work sheet.
"Question one, that's fracking, Nat, like what they say in Battlestar Gallatica."
"Battlestar what?" Natasha asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Forget it." He replied, not being bothered to explain the TV show. Bruce was bored, finding the science too easy, but going along with the flow anyway.
"Hey, Bruce?" Natasha asked, giving him a nudge. "You've got an admirer..." Bruce looked up at Natasha who was beaming brightly, her eyes rolling in the direction of a girl sitting a few tables away. Who quickly turned away when Bruce looked at her.
"For the love of God, do not tell Tony." Bruce said, pleading with Natasha who just grinned at him even more. Bruce looked deadly serious.
"Fine..."
The two enjoyed the remainder of their science lesson, apart from when two boys started to flirt with Natasha, who promptly let some of her more hidden assassin techniques out. Each boy now supported a broken finger.
"Don't you think that was a little harsh?" Bruce asked, as they walked from the poor excuse of a lab.
"Whatever." She shrugged and they swept along the corridor with the other rush of kids.
"I do not understand."
"It's Math."
"What is Math?"
Loki was having the time of his life watching Thor try and learn all these new words. They had maths of Asgard obviously, but it was slightly different in major places. Mainly the fact that they had different words for things. Watching Thor try to work this out was hilarious.
Steve was looking grim as he watched the confused brother, and the snickering brother. He knew maths, that was one thing that hadn't changed all that much over the years.
He felt a pair of eyes watching him and he turned to face them. A boy with thick locks of red hair and plastered in freckles was staring at him.
"Where're you from?" The kid asked suddenly, watching Steve in fascination.
"Urggghh Brooklyn." Steve replied truthfully. The boy looked bored.
"You've got that question wrong. X equals 6, not 5."
"Right." Steve said, this kid was started to annoy him.
"I'm Jackson." He said, sticking out his hand for Steve to shake.
"Steve." He replied curtly. He knew this whole school idea was a bad one.
"Did you know that you have the same name as Captain America?" Jackson asked excitedly, bouncing up and down in his chair.
"Urgh, right." Steve nodded, trying to get back to his work.
"Don't you think he's amazing? My mate Scott says that Iron Mans the best, but I think he's a twat. What about you?" Steve grinned as the boy ranted on about how Captain America was the best person in the world, and how he thought Tony was an idiot. He'd have to introduce them later.
"Urgh... I don't really know." He said truthfully, the boy just carried on telling Steve all about the Captains past victories. Steve just sighed and nodded.
"You what?!" Natasha roared at lunch, as she looked at Tony's and Clint's beaming faces.
"Got a detention. Apparently making slingshots and firing rubbers at people isn't acceptable in the class room." Clint tugged on his voice at the end, doing his best imitation of their teacher, Miss Brittle.
"Who cares though right? It's not like its gonna make that much of a difference to anything is it?" Tony said, still grinning broadly.
"What else did you do?" Natasha seethed, ignoring her sandwich.
"I may or I may not have installed Jarvis into the schools computers." Tony shrugged.
"Why would you do that?" Thor groaned, he had learnt who JRvis was, and also knew that he was something no one else had, other than Tony.
"I got bored so I uploaded him during ICT, and at the same time changed some dumbass kids grades to a B is stead of an F."
"Why?" Pepper groaned.
"I dunno." He replied shrugging.
Steve walked up, with Jackson in tow.
"Guys, this is Jackson." He pronounced, introducing the kid to his team members.
"Hiya." Everyone chorused simultaneously. Jackson nodded to each person happily.
"Jackson is a big Captain America fan- and he hates Iron Man. You hate Iron Man too, don't you Tony?" Steve grinned at Tony who was scowling at the pair.
"Yeah, he's a dumbass. All he has is money, that's his only talent." Jackson grinned, not catching on to Tony's death glare. Pepper and Natasha were hiding their giggles.
Jackson turned to the two girls and surveyed them.
"Wow. You're really pretty." He said, looking awestruck at Pepper.
"Hey! She is not yours to ogle!" Tony shouted quickly, holding Peppers hand as Pepper laughed at Tony's defensiveness.
"Jeez... Oh well I'm going. It was nice meeting you all." He waved and stalked off, Tony glowering after him.
"Little shit. What the fuck were you playing at Steve?" Tony roared at Steve, everyone was laughing as Tony glared, still clutching Peppers hand.
"Calm down. The guy was an Avengers freak. Thought it'd be funny." He shrugged.
Just then, the bell rang and they all scooted off to their lessons. Apart from Tony and Clint, who made a sharp detour to the outside of the school, saying something about 'don't have time for History' as they went.