A/N: I'm bored so I'm going to update this fic.
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Recap:
Kreacher snapped his finger and a round cake appeared in Draco's hands. "Thanks." He said. Kreacher smiled at him and disappeared.
The Golden Trio gaped at him; Hermione because he said thanks, Ron because Kreacher smiled and Harry because the elf willingly obeyed his orders.
"We're here." Ginny whispered.
"Ginny and I prepared some plans Hermione. Since we're all resetting seventh year we don't need uniforms that much so we can wear any type of clothing we could." Luna whispered to her.
Hermione gulped. She didn't see that coming.
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The group rode the Thestral carriage. They smiled at each other. Across Hermione were: Ron, Neville and Luna. Beside her were Harry and Ginny. Ron smiled awkwardly at her. Neville and Luna were snogging heavily while Harry and Ginny were flirting nonstop.
The ride stopped and Hermione sighed. She jumped out and resisted the urge to run away from her lovesick friends.
Seriously, Luna and Ginny are tempting me. Hermione thought as she quickened her steps. She had been thinking so hard that she didn't notice a grey owl deliver a note in front of her. She jumped and took the note.
Granger,
Don't forget about the Truth or Dare. Blaise, Pansy, Theo, Daphne and Astoria's all excited.
Hey! We're not excited. By the way this is Blaise.
Give me the pen Blaise and if you aren't then why are you three jumping up and down singing 'Truth or Dare with the Gryffindors?'
We aren't singing. We're cheering Drake. –Pansy
Let's just send this.
DM, BZ, PP, AG, DG, TN
Hey why am I the last? -Theodore
Hermione giggled. They're quite a bunch.
I can have the elves bring us snacks.
The common room of the Heads Dorm would be soundproofed and charmed so no one can lie if they pick truth.
They're six so I'll invite Luna, Neville, Harry, Ginny, Ron. That makes us six.
Maybe I should invite two more.
Maybe I should stop talking to myself.
"Maybe you should stop talking to yourself." Ron said as Hermione ran into a wall. She yelped and fell down.
"What?" She asked dazed.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Head Girl." Ron announced. The hall boomed with laughter. Hermione stood up and laughed too.
"I was just thinking something." Hermione said.
"So let's have a sleepover at your dorm 'mione." Ginny said as they sat on the Gryffindor table.
"Actually Draco and I have something planned for the evening." Hermione started.
Ginny raised her eyebrow. Harry spluttered, Nevile yelped as he fell off the bench and Ron spewed pumpkin juice all over the place.
"Ew." Hermione said casting a drying spell on all of them.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY PLANS?" Ron roared, his face reddening to the exact shade as his hair. Everyone looked at him. The first years that had just entered the Great Hall jumped a mile. Some even cried.
"Sit down and I'll tell you." Hermione said.
Ron sat down, his ears still red.
"Let's hear it then."
"Well…Draco and I had been planning to have you, Harry, Ginny, Neville, Luna, Parkinson, the two Greengrass, Nott and Zabini in our dorms and play Truth or dare."
"Since when have you called the ferret Draco?" Ron asked.
Hermione sighed. Calm down. "Since he's been Head Boy."
"Fine." Hermione smiled sadly.
"Why Truth or dare?" Harry asked. The last time they had played truth or dare…He shuddered thinking about it.
"Because it's better than what Granger planned: Scrabble, Pictionary and Visionary." Draco said appearing from their backs.
"What are you doing here?" Ron asked narrowing his eyes.
"I'm just here to ask Granger if she wants to come to our dorms or would tomorrow be paramount?" he asked sarcastically.
"Let's go." Hermione said. They followed Professor Mcgonagall's directions and stopped in the portrait of the characters of Much ado about nothing. Hermione gawked at them pointing at each character.
"Hero…Benedick…Claudio…"
"Greetings Heads. Choose a password." Bennedick said.
"So what should we choose?"
"Pop goes the weasel."
"Malfoy!" Hermione shrieked.
"Weasel?"
"The password is ferret." Hermione said crossly.
"Hey!" Draco said as the portrait opened.
"Whipped." Bennedick muttered to him. He grimaced as Hermione headed to her room immediately. Their things had been brought to their rooms. He smiled. The Dorms was first class. A moving portrait of Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin dueling was hung on his door. On Hermione's door, he saw the two reading together. He shrugged at the oddness of it.
"HERMIONE JEAN GRANGER! OPEN THIS DOOR! HEY FERRET! Oh. Nice one Hermione." Ginny and Luna giggled.
Draco jumped and hit his head on the door. "What do you want Weaslette Loony?"
"We're here to give Hermione the makeover of her life." Luna said and opened Hermione's door. There was a shriek and a yelp. A thud was heard too. Draco ran across the room and saw Hermione half naked, her towel covering her below but above…
I wouldn't mind some of that. Bad Draco licked his lips.
That's Granger. Close your eyes. Good Draco said.
"GINNY! LUNA! DON'T YOU TWO KNOCK? MALFOY! GET OUT BEFORE I BLAST YOU OFF. PERVERT!" Hermione shrieked and sent Draco away with a spell. Draco hit the door with the back of his head.
"Wow." he grinned slyly.
He heard the two girls apologizing profusely. Wow…never thought Granger has a hot body. He shook his head and went inside his room to change.
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Hermione's POV
"GINNY!" Hermione yelled again as Ginny shoved her underwear to her.
"What?" the redhead asked innocently.
"Why are you forcing me to wear lingerie?" She yelled. There was a splutter and thud. "MALFOY! Muffliato."
"Because it makes you feel sexy and trust me you'll need it." Luna said.
"Why is it orange?" she whined.
"Ron's favorite color is orange." Ginny winked.
"You do realize of course that it isn't in my to-do list to flash him my underwear." Hermione blushed.
"But it is in his to-do list to see it." Luna finished. Hermione gaped at her friends. Why had she picked them again? There were times when she thinks that she would've been leading a normal life if she picked Ravenclaw when the Sorting Hat made her choose. The Sorting Hat had been undecided whether to put her in Gryffindor or in Ravenclaw so it made her choose.
But that would mean no Ron.
No heartbreaks and headaches then. Her subconscious told her.
She sighed.
"You agree then." Luna said and shoved her the scarps she was supposed to wear.
When she got out, her outfit was laid on the bed: a red halter top that plunges too low for Hermione's liking, denim short shorts that she'd seen a muggle artist wear and a pair of gold wedges. After an hour and thirty minutes of wrestling with Hermione's hair, Ginny got tired and went out. There were yells and shrieks. A few minutes passed and Ginny was holding a bottle of Sleakazy's.
"Where did you get that?"
"From the ferret's bathroom."
There was a loud bang and Draco went in, wearing nothing but trousers and sopping wet."Granger! I thought Weaslette had a boyfriend," he whined. "If you're going to invite your friends here just to molest me then I suggest that you do not do it."
"Don't flatter yourself Malfoy," Ginny snorted. "Harry also have a six-pack. Besides I just went to borrow some Sleakazy's."
Malfoy just went out muttering about pervert weasels.
"That boy is smoldering hot." Luna commented. Hermione blushed. Whoa was I just staring at Malfoy's body?
Um…Girl, that's natural. It's your hormones.
Normal? I was just being polite by talking to him and looking at him instead of not looking at him.
Just keep telling yourself that sweetie.
Other thoughts raced in Hermione's mind as Ginny and Luna poured Sleakazy in her hair. "OUCH!" Ginny yelled as her finger began to bleed. She was just combing her hand through Hermione's hair when she felt something cut her.
She plunged her hand on Hermione's mass of hair and took out the offending object. Ginny and Luna gaped at Hermione. A quill came out bloody.
"So that's where it went." Hermione blushed.
"You have quill in your hair and you didn't notice. A quill!" Ginny shrieked.
"Reparo." Hermione muttered repairing the mirror. "Shut up."
Luna and Ginny burst into a fit of giggles. "Shut up. I told Ron and the others to meet me in five minutes."
The two stiffened. They began to put a light foundation on her face and left it at that. Ginny put Hermione's hair into a complicated twist so the sides cascaded softly in front of her while the rest were pulled into a bun.
"Now remember: flirt with Ron. We'll try to dare Ron to kiss you and hope that it goes from there, now let's go." Ginny said as they heard simultaneous knocks.
"HERMIONE!" "DRACO!" Pansy and Ron yelled.
Hermione grabbed a green tight jacket. Draco's eyes widened as he saw Hermione.
"You dress up good Weaslette, Loony." Draco said after Hermione snapped her fingers in front of his face.
There were more knocks. "Should we let them in or should we let them figure out the password?" Hermione asked.
As if on cue, Harry and Blaise yelled "Mudblood!" and "Ferret!"
The portrait opened to see their friends glaring at each other. "The password is Mudblood?" Neville glared at Draco.
"Ferret?" Blaise asked glaring at Harry.
"The password is ferret. Now all of you form a circle!" Hermione yelled. Everyone jumped and entered. They immediately formed a circle. Hermione sighed. She looked around her. To her left were: Ron, Harry, Ginny, Luna, Neville, Blaise, Astoria, Pansy, Theodore, Daphne, and Draco. Hermione groaned. Ron and Draco were glaring above her head again.
"NO GLARING! Now we shall play Truth or Dare." Hermione said nicely. She snapped her fingers. A house elf appeared.
"Miss Granger your order is here: Popcorn, Ice cream, blueberry cheesecake, chicken and fruit cocktail." the elf disappeared after that leaving the food in the middle. Ron inched towards the chicken while Draco took the blueberry cheesecake. The two began to eat with fervor while Theo and Harry ate the ice cream. Neville and Blaise shrugged and took the popcorn. Soon they were munching quickly.
"Boys." The girls shook their heads and each took a bowl of fruit cocktail.
"This is good." Ron said gulping down his fifth chicken.
"Dobby made this didn't he?" Draco asked finishing his fifth slice. Hermione nodded. Draco and Ron seemed to have a contest on who would finish first.
"Now let's play. Astoria?" Hermione began.
Astoria nodded at Hermione. "Yes Hermione?"
"Let the ball roll." Hermione said.
"Fine then…I'll start with a Slytherin. Theo, truth or dare?"
"Dare of course. I'm not a wimp." He said looking sideways at Ron who was gulping his eight chicken.
"I dare you to run to Snape and declare your undying love for him and give him a flower." There was a moment of silence before everyone laughed.
"Give him a lily." Ron choked out.
"Yeah!" Harry said pounding the floor with his fists. The Slytherins looked at the Gryffindors curiously. "Why?" Theo asked. He had gone deathly pale in the last few seconds.
"Just do it. Oh yeah. If you don't want to answer the truth or do the dare then you must remove one article of clothing." Ginny added.
Theo looked like he wanted to remove his shoes but shrugged. "I don't want to start the game with cowardice. Everyone piled out after Theo. Hermione placed an invisible charm on them so only Theo could be seen.
The brown haired boy ran to the Potions room. Snape looked at him.
"Yes Mr. Nott?"
Theo shuffled to him closer. "Er..sir? I would just like to say that I really, really love you and that you should have this in memory of my undying love for you." Theo held out a white lily. The sides were rimmed with red.
Snape reddened and looked as though he wanted to kill. His hands crushed the lily with ease. "Mr. Nott! Two weeks detention and 50 points from Slytherin!" Snape yelled.
Theo just nodded weakly and went out then came in again. "Um sir…Slytherin still hasn't any points."
"Three weeks!" Snape yelled throwing a vase which Theo ducked.
The group laughed heavily as they went to the dorms.
"Did you see his face? He looked like he was about to Crucio Nott." Harry's lip quivered as he laughed.
Once they calmed down, Theo looked at Hermione for approval. Hermione nodded.
"Weaslette," Theo smirked. "Truth or Dare?"
"Truth." Ginny said quickly as she saw the mischievous glint in Theo's eyes.
Ron snorted. "And here I was thinking that all Weasleys were in Gryffindor."
"Shut up or there will be one less Weasley." Ginny threatened.
"Goodness knows how much I would like that." Draco muttered loudly. Ron glared at him biting into his fifteenth chicken.
"Fine then." Theo sighed.
"Give it your best shot."
"What is the most embarrassing event that happened to you?" he asked.
"Well when I sent " green and red sparked at her head.
"You can't lie Gin. I charmed the room." Hermione said.
"Fine! Well when I was seven and there was this cute boy that I really, really, really liked. We see each other in Ottery. We never told our names to each other but he was older. He liked me too I guess and mom invited him to the house once. I didn't know that he was going in and when I was in the shower alone, the boy went in and saw me naked. He vowed not to say anything of course but I was so mortified that I had mom to put 9 locks on the loo." Ginny finished blushing to the roots.
Harry hugged her not liking the way Ginny said really.
"Wait…ohmyfuckinggod!" Theo roared.
"Yes Nott, that was you." Ginny blushed.
"Past is past." Harry said possessively hugging the girl of his dreams.
"Of course besides, I never liked you. I just thought you're cute." Theo said.
"Alright now Ginny, continue." Hermione said.
"Ron Truth or Dare?." Ginny's eyes glinted.
Hermione shivered.
"Dare." Ron puffed his chest up. He faltered as Ginny laughed maniacally.
"Stop! You sound like a serial killer." Hermione said.
"I dare you to kiss…" Ginny stopped.
Hermione closed her eyes. She knew it was her.
"Malfoy."
"WHAT!?" Ron, Hermione and Draco all yelled.
"You heard me. Now kiss for 15 seconds." Ginny said.
Ron glared at her. He then bent down and removed his left shoe and put it on the middle.
"Nah ah Ron, you must remove the entire article of clothing." Luna smirked.
Ron glared at her then to his sister who was snuggled up to Harry. He took off his other shoe and put it in the middle reluctantly.
"Chicken." Ginny muttered.
What was that for? Hermione mouthed to Ginny behind Harry's back.
I have a plan and I wanted to see my brother humiliated.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "So Hermione." she heard Ron.
"Dare!" she squeaked.
"Damn! I was going to ask you who you like." Ron said giving her a lopsided grin. Hermione thanked the gods that she was sitting. Her legs had turned to jelly at that time.
"Good thing I said dare." Hermione said.
"Fine then go to Professor Mcgonagall and tell her that you heard from a fifth year who heard from a group of third years who was told by a first year who was told by a second year who was told by a fourth year whose brother was a sixth year that Umbridge is going back as Hogwarts Inquisitor." Ron said.
Everyone shuddered. Their hatred for Umbridge makes their hatred for Voldemort seemed like love.
"Fine then." Hermione said. They got up and followed. Hermione knocked on the door.
"Come in Granger." Professor Mcgonagall nodded.
"How did you know it was me?"
"You are the only student that knocks five times. Students don't really knock and if they do it's two or three." the professor smiled.
"Professor," Hermione began biting her lip. "I heard from a fifth year who heard from a group of third years who was told by a first year who was told by a second year who was told by a fourth year whose brother was a sixth year that Umbridge is going back as Hogwarts Inquisitor. Kingsley and Dumbledore seemed to have talked about this and agreed."
"That toad? THAT DAMN FUCKING SHIT OF A BLOODY BITCHY MOTHERFUCKER? I shall kill her if she made even one step inside Hogwarts. I shall kill her with my bare hands." Mcgonagall said. Hermione had yelped and fell on the floor as she heard the professor swear.
"Didn't know she swears." Ron whispered to her. The group was invisible of course. Hermione squeaked and ran out.
The charm went off as they entered the Head Dorms. Every one of them was gaping and shocked.
"Pansy Truth or Dare?" Hermione asked as they got over the shock that their prim and proper professor have an arsenal of choice words.
Pansy shook herself. "Truth."
"Now's the time to make the biggest revelation in Hogwarts. When and to whom did you lose your virginity?"
"I'm still a virgin." Pansy said.
"WHAT?!" The Gryffindors plus Luna yelled.
"I'm not a slut contrary to popular belief." Pansy groaned.
"Wow." Hermione said shocked.
"Yeah but the Slytherin Sex God is here." Daphne giggled as Draco blushed.
"Potter Truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
"You're no fun." Ron whined.
"Says the one that chickened." Harry retorted.
"When did you realize that you liked Ginny and what were your thoughts exactly?" Pansy asked mischievously.
"When I saw her in between platform 9 3/4," Harry blushed. "DO I really have to say exactly what I was thinking?"
Everyone nodded. "Fine then but bind Ron first. I thought that she was a beautiful girl that would look good in a wedding dress. I also thought of green-eyed, redheads. I also thought that she'd soon grow up to be a beautiful woman that would have big boobs."
"LET ME AT HIM!" Ron shouted against Hermione's spell.
"Calm down Ron." Hermione whispered. The boy visibly calmed down before laughing hysterically. "Better you than other."
Ginny was looking at the ground, blushing. "That was the time that I also liked you," She said. "I liked Harry Potter when I was a kid but when I saw you I began to like Just Harry."
Harry grinned like a kid told that Christmas had come early. He lunged and snogged Ginny.
"Erm…ehem." Hermione coughed as the couple was still going at it and it had been five minutes.
"Er sorry…erm…Luna Truth or Dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to sit on Neville's lap for the entire game." Harry grinned at the blushing Neville. The boy looked ready to faint as Luna sat on his lap.
"Draco Truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
"What were you thinking when you saw Hermione naked."
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.
"I can explain! Harry sit down put that wand away. Ronald put the frying pan down. Neville don't stand up, Luna will fall!" Hermione yelled.
"Explain then." Ron said glaring at Draco.
"Ginny and Luna opened my door when I was changing and my room is across his so he saw me." Hermione blushed.
There were some glares passed. "Answer the question Malfoy."
"I wouldn't mind some of that." he whispered.
Everyone's eyes widened.
"YOU'RE GOING DOWN MALFOY!" Ron yelled lunging at him.
"You pervert!" Harry yelled.
"How dare you take advantage of innocent Hermione!" Neville roared.
"STOP! RON DROP THE FRYING PAN! HARRY DROP THE ROLLING PIN AND NEVILLE NO BASEBALL BATS!" Hermione yelled. "MALFOY! I PUT A CHARM SO NO ONE CAN LEAVE UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER!" She added as she saw Draco try to crawl out.
"Now go choose Malfoy."
"Fine. Blaise Truth or Dare?"
"Dare."
"Kiss Astoria."
The two blushed. Draco knew that the two were dancing around for too long. Blaise bent down his head and Astoria thought of nothing but pure bliss. After a while they broke apart breathless.
"I love you." they said simultaneously blushing.
"Three Broomsticks, Hogsmeade weekend?"
"It's a date." Astoria nodded.
"Daphne Truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
"Do you like Theo?"
"No." she said quickly.
Hermione waited for sparks to fly off but nothing happened. Theo visibly sagged. "I told you Blaise." he said weakly.
"Sister Truth or Dare?" Daphne asked.
"Dare."
"I dare you to yell tomorrow at the Great Hall. 'Who'd like some of this?' and tap your ass."
Astoria blushed but nodded. "WHAT? You're not going to use a chicken?" Blaise asked.
"I'm sure no one would think of it as though I'm offering myself. They'll know it's a dare." Astoria shrugged.
"Keep out of Seamus' way then." Hermione grinned.
"Granger Truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
"Do you like "
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A/N: I'm going to be gone for a few days so this is long.