Disclaimer: I am not Rick Riordan, and therefore I do not own Percy Jackson or any character connected to the series.

"Let it go for this time, boy. But if it happens again..." she trailed off with venom clearly present in her voice as she made her hand look like it slit her throat, while looking at me, and with that, she and her hunters turned back into their silver huntress dresses.

"Well, there we have it. LET THERE BE PARTY" Zeus boomed, and so the party began.

Puh, I think I dodged a bullet there. That was close, or else I might have had to eat from a straw for the next few months.

Apollo, still in his X-men costume, came up to me with an apologizing look present in his eyes.

"I am sorry, Perce, about the whole superheated arrows thing. I didn't really mean to. That little sister of mine is quite the lunatic. I mean, with those lesbian girls and wolfes and whatnot, eventually you'll get crazy." He said to me.

"It's okay Apollo, I am sure you just wanted to help me. Beside that costume of yours is totally awesome, isn't it?!" I asked as we went over to the place where the liquor and the punch bowl were placed.

"Ooh yeah, totally awesome! Just as awesome as my haikus." I tried to stop him before he could come up with a haiku, but I had no such luck as he just started with a very pleasant haiku.

"Cyclops is awesome

Apollo is awesome too

And so is you too" and finally he finished his torture. My ears were literally bleeding, due to my awesomeness powers freaking out about how totally not awesome his haiku was, but I couldn't let the dude down, so I tried to flash him my best smile, but I am afraid I might have looked like The Joker.

"That .. was great, cuz. I hope to hear more from you, but for now, couldn't you mix the two of us a really nice drink, huh?" I said to him, as his eyes went big as teacups. I don't think he has ever heard anyone praise one of his haikus before.

"You really mean that Perce! You are great! How 'bout some absinthe, you know, we gotta get you with some mortal chicks, yeah? I met this one chick the other day, totally tapped it, I'm sure she has a friend available for you too? If not, I am sure you could join in."

I didn't really get to say anything because in a pink puff of parfume, that almost choke me to death, Aphrodite appeared. My my, was she happy!

"Oooh Percy, there you are. You should like, totally, have a talkshow, like that guy Dr. Phil, and you are pretty hot too. I would looove for you to give me advice on looove! " she squealed and winked at me, as I had to hold my hands over my ears to make sure that they didn't bleed yet another time for the past ten minutes.

Still choking, I manage to stutter "Uhm, Aphrodite, I don't really think I can give you advice on love. And Dr. Phil, isn't he that old man who talks about family problems?" Hmm. It might be a good idea actually. Gods know this family could need it, and it might be hilarious. A plan taketh shape. Maybe I could ask Hermes, surely he'd love it. Apollo might too. But for now I would enjoy my party.

Luckily my dad and my mother came towards us, and as they came to me, they asked me if I would talk to them in private., which I agreed on. We went outside the party that was clearly going on in the throne room with booze, sexy nymphs and goddesses pouring down shots as they danced to "Shots" by LMFAO. It was quite the sight, I can promise you that.

Now standing outside the throne room with my mother and father, I asked them, what they wanted to talk to me about.

"Well, you see Percy, I know, we haven't really been the best parents, or parents at all, and for that I am sorry" Poseidon said, as Athena corrected him "we are sorry, kelp head, he's my son too you know."

"Yeah yeah, owl head, whatever, we are sorry Percy, and we know it might take long for you to accept us as your parents, and we understand that." Poseidon went on.

"So we agreed, that as it is your 18th birthday, that you should have a present to make up for all the other years we haven't been there for your birthdays. So we present to you" Athena almost squealed "A CAR!", and with dramatic flair that surely could rival the almost god of theatre Zeus, a car appeared right on the streets of Olympus in a golden flash!

I was shocked. A beatiful seablue Bugatti Veyron stood right there, the blue colours waving across the car almost as if it was the ocean, shining beautifully in the dark heaven filled with stars.

My father threw me the keys, "It's yours all alone." I still couldn't manage to say a word, and my mouth was gaping and drooling, and I might have drooled on my mothers sandals, because suddenly she exclaimed "Eww, you drooled on me."

I went to them and gave them the biggest hug I ever given anyone, a hug that might rival a hug of Tysons.

"Thank you, thank you, it is great" I told them.

Still shocked that I had hugged them so sincerely, they grinned and said, "We are happy that you like it. Now come inside and enjoy the rest of your party!".

If you have any ideas to the party or suggestions to what I can do with this story. I have my own ideas, but it is always nice to get feedback.

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