AN: Special thanks to trickster3696! They helped me out with this chapter. Go check them out! And if you have an idea, please tell me! I'm running out of ideas XD
Anyway, on with the story!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia nor Pokemon. They belong to their respective creators.
Germany sighed. Italy looked at the country. "What is it Germany?"
"It's just..." Germany sighed again. "Italy?"
"Ve~?"
"Why is it that no one listens to me?"
"What do you mean Germany? I listen to you!"
"No it's just... I feel like no one takes me seriously unless I'm yelling at them. Why is that?"
"Well, you are pretty scary! In a good way! You look scary on the outside, but nice on the inside!" nodded Italy. Eevee chirped it's approval.
Japan popped up from out of nowhere. "I agree with Italy. When we first met, you were a bit frightening, to say the least. However, the more I got to know you, the more I realized that you are actually quite the nice person. I must apologize for that."
"It's quite alright Japan. And thank you. I suppose perhaps I should yell more to get everyone's attention..." Germany muttered. Italy paled. "You don't have to yell all the time Germany!"
It was too late. Germany slammed his hands onto the meeting table. The Bad Touch Trio and Tauros came to a stop. Everyone looked at him. Italy hid behind Japan.
Germany duly noticed that pretty much everyone was covered with tomatoes, even the Bad Touch Trio, except for Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Hungary and Austria. That was probably because Hungary somehow sent them flying back with her frying pan, and the Swiss shooting them before they got too close.
How that both worked, no one will ever know. Except for one specific human, typing on her computer...
"Tony!" Germany addressed the alien. On the other side, Tony took a loud sip from his soda. "I want you to think of ways to fix this whole mess! You got that?!" Tony nodded.
He pointed to the Bad Touch Trio. "And you three! Get off the bull, and stop throwing tomatoes at everyone! You're causing a mess!"
England, just realizing that his meeting room was completely ruined, fell to his hands and knees in despair, before starting to mutter nonsense.
"It's a Tauros, amigo..." muttered Spain, as they got off.
"Now," ordered Germany. "Until Tony finds a way to fix this, we'll have to keep ourselves occupied. We're obviously not getting anything done while we're in this meeting!"
"Occupied, huh?" smirked France. Everyone backed away from him.
"I know!" American yelled. "How about a Pokemon tournament?"
"So that's, like, a tournament, with Pokemon?" replied Poland. America nodded his head. "Yeah man! It's gonna be totally awesome!"
"I doubt it will be as awesome as me though," Prussia rolled his eyes, before drinking a swig of beer.
"Let's try it! It will be fun!" agreed Russia.
"I-I agree with Mr. Russia!" said the Baltic (Trembling) Trio.
England got rid of his depression. "I see why not. It will be better then whatever France has anyway." France snorted. "It's probably just an excuse for you not to look at your now destroyed meeting room."
"What was that?!" They started fighting again.
Some countries muttered their complaints, until Russia released his killing aura. Flinching, everyone nodded their agreements. The short fight between England and France ended, the two also muttering their agreements.
And so, with the power of the Russian Federation, the personifications of their respective countries were forced to battle it out in a Pokemon tournament.
"I have one tiny question," said China. The countries looked at him. "Where are we supposed to have this tournament?"
Russia smiled. "I have no idea! But you guys can figure it out, da?"
"Actually, yes," said England, getting out his star wand.
"What, you're going to teleport us to another planet?" snorted France.
"What makes you think I'm going to do that?! No, I have a basement."
"A basement isn't going to fit a Pokemon tournament Iggy," deadpanned America.
"Don't call me that America! Anyway, check this out." England gave the wand a wave. One of the tiles on the floor glowed, before opening up. The nearest country, who was Taiwan, looked down, and saw a ladder leading to infinite darkness.
"You sure this is safe?" Taiwan nervously.
"Oh, plenty," nodded England, before going down. Sighing, the other countries followed.
"This had better not kill us Angleterre! I would like to live for at least a few hundred more years, thank you very much," France shivered as he was climbing down.
After heading down the ladder for quite a while (it's a very long ladder), they were in an underground room. Not just any underground room however. It was... big.
The room had it's own indoor authentic looking sky, with moving clouds. Below, was a floor covered with grass. At the end of the room, was a huge lake. The entire room was four times the size of the meeting room, the lake being the size of said room.
The countries all made it down the ladder, their Pokemon either climbing, flying, etc., down to reach the floor. All of them looked in awe at how gigantic the place is.
"Ve~ It's so big! It's the size of Grandpa Rome's old house's living room!" chirped Italy. Romano narrowed his eyes while looking around, after reaching the end of the ladder. "Are you becoming blind Veneziano? It looks smaller than that."
"I really need to visit your grandfather's house one day Italy..." said Germany sweat dropping.
"What I want to know is HOW THE HELL DO YOU FIT THIS UNDER SOMETHING?!" yelled Turkey. His Sandile just did not care, laying down on top of the grass, before sleeping. Greece also decided it was the perfect time to doze off, his Purrloin right next to him.
"It took a bit of magic, and some help from Romania and Norway, and in the end, well, yes, it is quite big," said a proud England. "Everything here is fake, even the grass and lake. All created by magic."
"You see, this is a pocket dimension. The ladder from the meeting room is a chain from our world to this pocket dimension. I use this room on occasion to test some things out. It can change depending-"
"We don't need the speech Angleterre. Can we start the tournament now?" interrupted France, who was yawning.
"Iggy's speeches are totally boring," agreed America.
"Why does no one listen to me?!" yelled England.
"Don't we have a bit too much people?" added Japan. The countries looked around.
In all, there was Japan, Italy, Germany, America, England, France, China, Russia, Taiwan, Vietnam, Hong Kong, South Korea, Turkey, Greece, Egypt, India, Poland, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Belarus, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Norway, Romania, Prussia, Hungary, Austria, South Italy, and Spain. In all, 30 countries. Way too much.
"Well, for one, I'm not joining this fight," said Switzerland, being the neutral country he is. Liechtenstein nodded, and stepped back with him.
"As much as I don't want to agree with Switzerland, I am also not joining. I see no point in this," scoffed Austria, stepping back.
"If Mr. Austria isn't joining, then I suppose I will not as well," said Hungary.
Egypt hefted Greece onto his back, and stepped back, before promptly dropping him on the ground. India sighed, before also stepping back. The Baltic (Trembling / Scaredy Cat) Trio stepped back hesitantly. Poland also stepped back when he saw Lithuania step back.
"What do you think we should do Vietnam?" Taiwan whispered into Vietnam's ear.
"U-um, I don't really want to join, so I think I'll pass," blushed Vietnam. This had them both step back, along with Hong Kong, Norway, and Romania, all three of them uninterested in this whole thing.
"What should we do Romano?" asked Italy.
"I think we should back out of this one," muttered Romano, before looking at Spain. "Oi! Tomato bastard!"
"Si, my lovely Romano?" asked Spain.
"Win this for me!" ordered Romano. Spain beamed. "You got it Romano!"
Russia looked at all those who stepped back, and grinned. "That's alright everyone. Though I wished at least Lithuania stayed, so I could beat his Pokemon to death~!" Lithuania hugged his Leafeon, both shivering.
In the end, only Germany, Japan, America, England, France, China, Russia, South Korea, Turkey, Belarus, Prussia, and Spain were left. "So all that's left is 12," counted Germany.
"Wouldn't this mean that there will have to be a three way battle at the end?" asked China nervously.
"That would make this all the more cooler! Let's do this dudes!" cheered America.
Belarus coughed. America sweat dropped. "And dudette."
Meanwhile, unnoticed, a voice sighed. "Why does everyone forget me? I guess I'll just watch this whole thing, seeing as even my own brother forgets me."
A Cubchoo and polar bear were nearby, both eating pancakes with maple syrup. The polar bear looked at the voice. "Who are you?"
The voice sighed again. 'I'm Canada."
AN: Hope you've enjoyed this chapter. Again, special thanks to trickster3696! Trickster3696's idea was for the countries to have a Pokemon tournament. So here it is!
While making the chapter, I realized that there were way to many countries in the meeting. So I decided to have some just not do it. I think it's fine, as it might not have been fair. What if I decided to pair Italy with Russia? So yeah.
Also, some of the countries are just scaredy cats, so having them not join the tournament is just me writing them correctly...
Hope you've enjoyed the chapter! If you have, please review the story, and tell me what you think! Until then, this is Dragon, signing out! Until next time!
