A/N: I'm being nice and actually writing this before my life gets too hectic. This will be my last chapter for a while, because we have a LOOOOONNNG string of games and I won't have anytime to post anything up. Also, there will be some bad language. I'm thoroughly pissed right now, so I'll probably write a lot of... "bad" words. Also, the battle scenes suck like crap.
"Shit!" Toshiro exclaimed. He quickly took out his soul candy and popped one into his mouth. He gave orders to his mod soul to take care of everyone while he took care of whatever made the girls on the soccer team faint. He was joined by Matsumoto a few seconds later. They proceeded down toward the field. Karin was still concious, but she was having trouble standing up.
"Kurosaki-chan, are you all right?" Matsumoto asked Karin.
Karin replied weakly, "Yeah, I'm ok. I'm just worried about the others." She made another attempt to stand up, but she was knocked back onto her knees. "It's the first time I've actually had trouble standing up." And just as she said that, their foe appeared in front of them.
"Menos grande!" Mastumoto exclaimed surprised. "Why is a menos grande here?"
"It's fine. It's only a gillian." Toshiro said and slashed through the menos grande with Hyourinmaru. Obviously the hollow was defeated, but another one came, this one an adjuchas. Toshiro was a little caught off guard, but he recovered and yelled, "Sit in the frozen heavens, Hyourinmaru!" Then Hyourinmaru pierced the hollow which then turned the adjuchas into ice. The ice broke and the hollow was defeated. (A/N: Yes. I know. A crappy ass battle scene. Not exactly in the mood to describe every single thing that happens.)
Karin stood up and breathed a sigh of relief. "Thanks," she said.
"Yeah." Toshiro said. Then he observed the soccer field. Some of the girls were starting to wake up, so he said, "You should go help them up. It would also be best if you could tell some lie about how there was an earthquake or something hit all of them and they all fell unconcious and you were the only one not hit or something."
"That's a bad excuse, but yeah I'll do that." Karin then flashed him a little grin and proceded into helping her teammates up.
"Let's go Matsumoto, we should go find Abarai." And so they left.
Around the same time that was happening, at Urahara Shop...
"Oh shit." Renji breathed as he looked straight up towards the gillian's head. "What the hell is a menos grande doing here?"
"I'm not sure taichou," Misata said, "but it seems like Hitsugaya-taichou and Rangiku-san have also encountered a few hollows." Misata checked her soul society phone. Renji and Misata both popped in soul candy. Misata ordered her mod soul to take the fainted girl away from danger, and Renji told his mod soul to make sure no one was around the shop.
"Hey, Nakamura," Renji said, "you can handle this, right?"
"Yes." Then Misata proceeded to slash the gillian in half. However, there were at least another trillion more hollows that appeared out of nowhere.
"Nice work, Nakamura. Now we just have to take care of these little guys."
"Yes sir." Misata nodded at her taichou, who in turn nodded back. They began defeating all the hollows in the area. They both slashed down all the hollows until all were defeated.
"That was quite a workout." Renji said.
While sheathing her sword, Misata retorted, "Maybe if you didn't eat so much, it wouldn't have been such a workout taichou."
"Are you saying that I'm fat?" Renji barked.
"No taichou, just that you are out of shape."
"So you are saying that I'm fat."
"No sir, I said that you are out of shape. I never once said that you were obese."
"Obese and being fat aren't the same thing. But being out of shape and being fat are. You are calling me fat. You really shouldn't call you taichou fat, you know. They might just one day kill you."
"I'm not really sure why you care so much sir. I thought it was only women that cared if they were fat or not."
"Well maybe since you aren't a woman you don't care if you're fat or not." Misata glared murderously at her captain.
"You're calling yourself a woman taichou. And also you shouldn't call your lieutenant unfeminine. They might just one day injure you."
"How did I call myself a woman, huh? And I said that you weren't a woman because it's true. Girls are supposed to not eat as much as you do and not sleep as much as you do and not be as bitchy as much as you are. They're supposed to be nice, supposed to keep themselves back from eating so much, and their always supposed to be active. You aren't active, nice, or ungluttony, so there."
Before Misata could retort, they heard a voice, "It's been six years and you two still haven't started to get along have you?" Rangiku asked.
"Who would want to get along with this buffoon of a taichou?!" Misata exclaimed.
"I'm no buffoon!" Renji screamed. "And no one can get along with you because your uncooperative, unsocial, too lazy, too mean, too rude, too (insert bad adjectives), and too freakking bitchy to get along with!"
"Well at least I'm not as stupid as you taichou." Misata answered back.
"You two stop it this instant!" Toshiro interrupted. Miraculously, both of them stopped. "Listen, while I was at that high school today, a gillian and an adjuchas showed up. We defeated both of them, but I still don't understand why they were there."
Misata nodded and said, "Yes, we know. Taichou and I encountered a gillian here also, and a bunch of other hollows not worth naming."
"Ok, well, we should find out why they were here. I understand a few everyday hollows here and there, but menos grande showing up, something's up." Renji said.
"Thank you for pointing out the obvious taichou. Anyway, I believe it may be the fact the at Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia are here in Karakura town. Kurosaki-san's reiatsu is quite large right? They could be attracted to his huge reiatsu. Kuchiki-san's reiatsu isn't that bad either, so I think the hollows may have been after them." Misata concluded.
"If that is true," Toshiro said, "we should keep an eye out towards any large reiatsu. If we can become successful in locating the two, we can stop all the hollow attacks."
"That's pretty simple. That really is our mission anyway." Renji said.
"But I'll also keep an eye out at that school." Toshiro added. "That Kurosaki girl, the older one, she has a pretty large amount of reiatsu compared to normal humans. It must be a family trait, so I'll watch out for the whole family. Now we need to find places for us to live for the duration of the mission."
"Ohh! I'm we're going to Orihime's house! She always makes the best food!" Mastumoto exclaimed.
Toshiro sighed. That was going to be torture for him. "Then we'll stay at this shop." Renji announced. "If Nakamura makes food for the rest of the time, I'm sure I won't be called a freeloader."
"So I guess that 's all we need to discuss. If you need anything, call on the phone." So Matsumoto and Toshiro went towards Orihime's house while Misata and Renji went inside the shop.
A/N: That's it. Sorry, I wanted to write more, most of it is all drabble and stupid stuff. I was kinda bored and didn't know what to do so I just did that full conversation about fatness in the middle. I won't be able to update for a while, so sorry. Review!