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AN: Mwahahaha... I have updated god knows how many times in two days.. Fear me.
Warnings: Random humor.
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"Reno..." Rude asked, staring at the Turk cowering behind the potted plant in his office. The redhead made a noise that might've been annoyance, peeking out from behind the leaves.
"I'm not here." Reno announced in the tone that Zack used when he was wearing a lampshade on his head. Rude decided that now was a good time to pretend he knows nothing about this. If Reno used that tone, things were never good.
"Right." He agreed, attention refocusing on his precious rubber duck. He wondered if Reno not being here meant that he couldn't gather blackmail. Rude was getting a really strong urge to sing "rubber duckie, you're the one."
"Hey Rude do you have the... Is that Reno hiding behind your plant?" Elena demanded as she walked in the room. She pointed at Reno, looking confused. Rude glanced at the plant.
"No." He stated simply, placing his rubber duck back into the drawer and turning back to his paperwork. Elena raised an eyebrow.
"Then someone who looks suspiciously like Reno just randomly decided to take refuge behind your plant." Elena asked, looking at Rude dubiously. Rude stared at her, eyes serious behind his glasses.
"Elena, I don't know what you're talking about. There is no one behind that plant." Rude said as Sephiroth peeked his head into the office. Reno squeaked and returned to the vents. Sephiroth darted back out. Elena and Rude looked at each other.
"That didn't happen either." Rude said, nodding once before drawing a duck on his paper.
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TBC
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