A/N:

Chalice: Um…thank you all for the nice reviews! And Ergh, as I've already told you, we did give ZidlersChick the credit for that line, if you'd bothered to read through the entire chapter, you would've seen it.

Moni: You go girl!!

Chalice: Um…yeah…

Mika *has eaten to many painkillers, so she can't say anything more intelligent than*: Maaaa!

Chalice: And KinnaCat: you know who I am?!

Moni: She's flippin'…

Mika: Maaaaaaa?

Chalice: Um…Mika? You're drooling…

Mika: Ohhh…

Moni: Let's get on with the story!

Chalice: Ok, here's chapter four:

How to catch a Mika:

Mika and Chalice was walking back to get the horn, when they suddenly heard:

"Help! Help!"

"Let me guess…" Chalice said.

"Ooo, I don't want to, I've read way to many slashfics!"

"No, you idiot!" Chalice exclaimed, "it's Merry and Pippin!"

"Oh"

"Let's go watch!"

Mika looked strangely at Chalice, but didn't say anything, and followed her back into the woods.

After a while, they came into a clearing. There they found Merry and Pippin surrounded by 7 orcs.

"Um…are you sure we can't talk this out?" Merry said.

"No! If we catch you, Sauruman will give us action figures!"

"It's Saruman!" Chalice bellowed, running forward. Unfortunately, she didn't notice the tree in front of her.

'BUMP!'

She fainted dead away, and was lifted up by two orcs.

"Can we keep it?" they said, pleadingly.

"Um…ok," their leader said, "and get the other ones too!"

An orc smacked both Merry and Pippin on the head with a club, so that they fell unconscious to the ground.

Mika stood, peering out behind a tree. Then she slowly turned, and went the other way.

'Crack!'- the twig under her feet said.

"What was that?!" the orc leader yelled.

"There's someone in the bushes!"

"Get it!"

All six orcs ran off, leaving the three unconscious prisoners behind.

"Oh dear…" The orc leader sighed.

Meanwhile, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli had reached the clearing, and stood watching.

"Should we do something?" Legolas said.

"No, that's Boromir's job, remember!" Aragorn replied.

"But he's not here!"

"It's in the script!"

"Oh, ok."

"So, when do we come in?" Gimli asked.

"When the orcs have carried them off."

"Oh…ok."

"Is Chalice supposed to join them?" Legolas said.

"No, but there isn't anything we can do, except waiting."

So they sat down and waited.

After a while, Mika had climbed up a tree, and was watching the orcs.

"It went that way!" Orc nr. 1 said.

"Hey! We things have feelings too!" Mika yelled.

"Aha! It's in the tree!"

"Duh!" said Mika.

"Can anyone of you climb?" Orc nr. 2 asked his companions.

"No"

"No"

"No"

"No"

"No"

"Ok, ok, I get the point!"

"Haha! You can't catch me!" Mika said.

"Ah, well," Orc nr. 1 shrugged.

And they left.

When she'd spent about an hour in the tree, Mika climbed down.

"Stupid orcs," she muttered, "now where is my Leggo-boy?"

She didn't get far before she noticed an enormous bear-trap in the middle of the path.

"Ha! Do you think I'm entirely stupid?" she laughed. Then she noticed it.

A Legolas action figure. In the middle of the path.

The box that was balanced on a twig right over it was completely ignored.

"Leggo!" she yelled; and ran over to pick it up.

The orcs hidden in the bushes pulled the rope, and the box fell down over Mika.

"Yay! We got it! We got it!" They cheered.

Inside the box, Mika was pondering over the fact that night had come so soon.

"Ah, well, I might as well get some sleep then."

She hugged her Legolas action figure, and went to sleep.

*

Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli had been watching the single orc leader for a while, when the six orcs returned. Between them, they were carrying a sleeping Mika. There was a smile on her face, and she was hugging a…Legolas doll?

"Oh, no!" Legolas exclaimed, "we have to save that?!"

"Afraid so Leggy," Gimli said.

"Look!" Aragorn said, "they're leaving, this is were we come in!"

He looked very formal, and said: "I have decided to follow the orcs. I won't leave Merry and Pippin to torture and death while we still can save them," he grinned, "let's hunt some orc!"

"What kind of a stupid comment is that?" Legolas muttered.

"Yay!" said Gimli.

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Ooops! We forgot Gollum's skirt…um…well, it's coming ^^;

Moni: I'll be back! *laughs insanely*

Disclaimer: If recognized it, it's not ours (how many times have we said that now?).