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Music of The Devil
The five were on the road and Roanoke was looking out the window when she saw it. "OH MY GOD! Pull over! It's an Avril Lavigne concert!" Little Rock gasped and so did Wichita. "Oh no! First global warming... Now this!" They both chuckled and Roanoke gave them a death glare. "Don't go there." When they pulled over, Roanoke jumped out of the car first and sprinted to the stage. She ran up the steps and put her hand where her heart is. "I'm in love." She ran over to the drums and started whacking them, then she ran to Avril Lavigne's own guitar. "Oh my god! It's hers!" She ran up to the microphone and started singing 'The Best Damn Thing'. Little Rock stared and laughed and the rest just stared. When the others got on the stairs, there was a rustling behind the curtains. They all pointed their guns at it... And out she came. Yes. Avril Lavigne. "Hey, hey! Watch it! I'm not the undead!" Roanoke dropped her gun. "I think... I'm going to faint. Somebody catch me." When she fell backwards, everyone ignored her so she just fell.
"Is she okay?" asked Avril. "Well, she's just probably your biggest fan ever so y'know." said Wichita. "I don't think she's waking up." said Little Rock, poking Roanoke's face. "I got this." said Tallahassee, walking over to Roanoke and stooping down beside her. "Hey Cabbage patch, Lavigne is leaving, I'm taking my shirt off and there are zombies everywhere!" he yelled in her ear. Roanoke shot upwards and knocked heads with Tallahassee. "Where, what, who, how!" Roanoke looked around frantically. "Liar, don't joke about things like that!" pouted Roanoke. "So, um, I hear you're a big fan of mine." spoke up Avril. "Oh, hell yes! I have like, everyone of your songs, posters, everything!" exclaimed Roanoke, hopping up to her feet. "Well it's nice to meet you, especially since I haven't seen a real human in ages!" Roanoke had the hugest smile on her face and she suddenly started to throw punches in the air. "OH MY GOD! IT'S AVRIL FLIPPIN' LAVIGNE!" she yelled. "Gosh, Roanoke, you sound like Tallahassee when we met Bill Murray." said Wichita. "You guys ran into Bill Murray!" exclaimed Avril. "Yeah, but this guy over here killed him." they all turned their heads and glared evilly at Columbus. "Ok, that was an accident! You guys can NOT hold that over my head forever!"
"Yes we can, now, you wanna sing?" said Avril. "Heck yes!" screamed Roanoke. "Grab a mic!" The two girls grabbed a mic each, Little Rock took back up, Wichita used her slight knowledge on how to play a guitar and Tallahassee and Columbus kind of stood and watched. "When you're out I don't know what to do! I do not think that I can wai-ai-ait to go over there to talk to you! I do not know what I should say and I walk out in silence, that's when I start to realize what you bring to my li-ife, damn this guy can make me cry-y-y-y! It's so contagious! I cannot get it out of my mind, it's so outrageous! You make me feel so high! All the time! They all say that you're no good for me, but I'm too close to turn arou-ou-ound! I'll show them they don't know anything! I think I got ya figured out! So I walk out in silence, that's when I start to realize what you bring to my li-ife! Damn this guy can make me smi-i-ile! It's so contagious! I cannot get it out of my mind--it's so outrageous! You make me feel so hi-igh! All the time!" they sang and when they finished, they all burst out into laughter. "I dedicate that number to my southern baby Tallahassee!" yelled Roanoke and running up to glomp Tallahassee. Tallahassee grabbed her and swung her around in circles. She laughed and ran back over to the front of the stage.
"Someone having a concert without us?" came a voice from the side curtain. They all turned on their heels and brought out their guns. "Relax, it's just us." The hidden individuals came out and Roanoke passed out again. "THE BLACK EYED PEAS!" yelled the girls and the boys just stood there a bit unfazed.
Little Rock and Wichita jumped up and down and let out small screams while Roanoke was still passed out on the stage while Tallahassee stared at her, smirking while the Columbus just stared at the other girls blankly. Fergie then walked over to Roanoke and kicked her in the side, sending her flying in the air. "Holy crap! Was it true? There are rock stars in heaven?" Fergie narowed her eyes. "What?" She smirked. Roanoke shook her head, at that, Tallahassee helped her up. Little Rock was standing there, staring at the singers. Will. I. Am turned to her and snapped his fingers, Little Rock came out of her daze and blinked. "Whoa! You're- I mean- I- I mean... You rock!" Will. I. Am chuckled and high-fived her. "Never washing this hand again." She mumbled to herself. Fergie interrupted everyone. "Guys! So, do you wanna sing with us or what?" Everyone yelled. "Hell yeah!" The band and the girls got on the stage and started singing 'Boom Boom Pow'. Fergie got to her slow solo. "People in the place, if you wanna get dow-wn, put your ha-ands in the air, Will. I. Am drop a beat now!"
here's my cut of the chapter! =)
"I'd be rockin' them beats, yup yup, I'd be rockin' them beats, yup yup y-yup, yup yup. Here we go, here we go satelite radio, y'all gettin' hit with the boom, beats so big i'll be steppin' on leprechauns, ya'll gettin' hit with the boom, y'all gettin' hit with the boom, y'all gettin' hit with the-" At that, Columbus yelled. "ZOMBIES ARE ATTACKING THE GATES!" When everyone stopped Roanoke sweared. "You gotta be kidding me!" Then, The Black Eyed Peas stopped. "Sorry guys, we gotta split. Nice meeting you dudes!" Fergie yelled running off. Avril stood there then took a piece of gum out of her pocket. The five looked at her. "I have nothing better to do, you can go on and leave me here." Roanoke scoffed. "Hell no! The greatest singer on earth is not being left here to die! You're coming with us!" Avril stopped and looked at Roanoke. "Are you serious?" She had a serious look on her face then Roanoke crossed her arms. "Do I look like I'm joking?" Tallahassee smirked. "Cabbage head never jokes Lavigne! When she's serious... She's serious!" Little Rock chuckled. "Yeah! Come on Avril! Roanoke just got me to like you and she was so totally right about you being the best singer ever! Waaayyy better than Miley Cyrus!" Roanoke chuckled and so did Avril. "Thanks Little Rock, but, anyone could be better than that little scum-bag, no offence to you if you like her." Avril ruffled Little Rocks hair. "None taken!"
"Let's go!" yelled Columbus. "Shut your frikkin face, Columbus! You always gotta ruin the climax of the story! God! So anyway, let's go!" said Roanoke, grabbing Avril by the arm and running off the stage with the others on their heels. Zombies began to swarm into the concert hall and the gang began to pump their legs so hard they felt like they were flying. "Almost to the van!" yelled Wichita. Just then, Avril tripped up and fell on the asphalt. "AVRIL!" screamed Roanoke. (Just so you know, at this part, everything would be played in slow motion and sappy music would be playing in the background.) Roanoke ran back and knelt down to Avril on the ground. "Come on, Avril, we can still make it!"
"I can't go on, go on without me, I'll be okay."
"I can't leave you Avril, not after all that's happened."
"It's okay, --"
"Alright, come on, let's go!" Tallahassee cut in, grabbing Roanoke by the arm. (cue the sound of a record being stopped abruptly) "Avril!" yelled Roanoke as she was dramatically dragged away to the van. She saw Avril being swarmed by zombies and she screamed. "Stfu!" yelled Columbus, getting everyone's attention, they all looked at him like he was crazy. "What did you just say to me?" asked everyone but Columbus in unison. "I said... I'll go make fruit stew..." said Columbus, staring at his feet, scared of all four of them. "That's what I thought you said." snorted Roanoke, hopping into the van. Wichita drove and they sped off to God-doesn't-even-want-to-know-anymore.
An hour later, Roanoke was still sulking in her spot by the window. "It's okay, Cabbage patch, she was probably gonna die eventually anyway." reassured Tallahassee. Roanoke grunted. Tallahassee had a thoughtful yet playful look on his face. "Will this make it better?" he asked, leaning in and kissing her deeply. Roanoke's eyes widened but she went along with it. He pulled back and grinned. She smiled. "Yeah, I think it might." she said, and they continued to make out. Wichita rolled her eyes, Little Rock made a face and Columbus was sniggering from the front. "Let's go to Pizza Hut or something." said Little Rock. "There's no one to make the pizza." said Columbus. "True." Roanoke pulled apart from Florida. "As long as it isn't a mall, a water park, a zoo or a concert... I'm cool."
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