The Grim ED-ventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy

By Winter Knight

Chapter 4: SAW-ED in half

Note: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy nor "that Grim show"…

Also, this is a short filler chapter, I'm currently busy with things in real life. So this is something to tide over you fans.

Also I have lot of ideas for upcoming chapters as well as "Operation H.A.I.R." however I'm opening a vote for what Billy and Mandy character other than Dracula will make upcoming appearances, but the main rule is that I will only allow supernatural creatures/adults in the upcoming chapters because I have a loophole where even though adults cannot be seen In the Ed, Edd, n Eddy world, it didn't say anything about supernatural beings (i.e. Grim, Dracula, Nergal, etc.) so cast your vote today and I will respond!

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"Huh? Hey! This isn't my bedroom, why do I still feel groggy? Where am I and why does it smell like Ed? (sees Ed) oh that figures. And why can't I breathe?" (looks in a mirror and screams at the sight of a huge blue jawbreaker completely filling his mouth and he also sees Ed with one in his mouth too)

As Eddy came to and sees Ed, he discovers that they are trapped in a filthy bathroom, they see a TV monitor and it suddenly turns on and they see what looks like Plank but in clown make-up, "plank" then says to them "Eddy, this is your wake-up call. Everyday of your so-called "working life" you have scamed kids out of their allowances for jawbreakers. Now your greed and lust for jawbreakers will be the cause of death for you will suffocate to death by means of that very jawbreaker in your mouth"

"Hey! What did Ed do?" yelled a seriously scared Eddy

"Plank" then says "umm...he's once used me to scratch his butt...now then. Your aim in this game is to kill Ed for I have the hammer that I stuffed in his head that will crack the jawbreaker and your teeth. You have until six on the clock to do it. If you do not kill Ed by six, then Double D and Grim will die (Eddy then sees a rather deranged Nazz placing a shotgun collar on Double D and then she uses Grim's scythe to slice off Grim's skull from his body and place a reverse bear trap on Grim's skull)but as for you Eddy... I'll leave you in this room to suffocate and rot. Let the game beg..." and Ed yells out "Look what I found in my head Eddy!"

And so, Eddy grabs the hammer and carefully smashes the jawbreaker without breaking his teeth and saves Ed too but accidentally breaks some of his teeth. Eddy noticed there was a key in his mouth and when Eddy unlocked the main door, he sees a demented Johnny with "Plank" and with Nazz as his apprentice. Johnny then says, "I dunno how you got out of that trap but I have some bad news for you Eddy... Grim and Double D didn't escape my traps before you did" and Johnny is seen holding Double D's "sockhat" that is covered in blood and the cracked skull of a now lifeless Grim. Eddy screams and it suddenly turns black...

Eddy screams and realizes that this is all a dream and then he pulls out his list of people to scam and he crosses off Johnny 2x4 and Plank's names because Eddy thinks the dream is a vision of things yet to come. Eddy then realizes that he shouldn't have watched a certain movie...and drink a entire six pack of cola as he had to change his sheets. Plank watches him from outside while he is cleaning his bed linen.

THE END...OR IS IT!!!