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Chapter 4

"I can't believe I have to go get Epona." Link huffed. Our brave hero was on his way to the Spirits Spring that what near his humble home. "This is crap."

He makes his way to the gate that signifies the entrance of the village. Now how was he going to get his trusty steed? Ilia wasn't just going to hand the horse over. No, that would be to easy. She was most likely going to drown him!

"Link" colin looked up at our hero in shyness. "are you going to see Ilia?"

"yeah" Link drawled out his answer.

The boy looked at the ground and rubbed his foot in the ground. "maybe its just me…"

Link rolled his eyes. I'm pretty sure its just you

"but those guys don't normally let people through…" the sad boy looked back at the 'guys', who were the baby Malo and his older brother Talo. "um, Link, you think…"

I swear to god! Spit it out! Link wanted nothing more than to shake the boy.

"you think we can go to see Ilia together?" he finally said

The annoyed Link stared blankly at colin. Then just walked passed him, didn't even say word. Link decided he would ignore the kid until he hit puberty or something. He had to much to take care of as it is.

Our young hero walked straight to the brothers and noticed that colin had followed him.

Oh well, he could follow if he wanted. Link didn't care, he just kept going.

"Hey!" Talo quickly cut in front of Link. "we've been waiting for you, y'know, Link."

Malo hurried to stand next to his brother. "Yesterday was soooo much fun! Yeah, chasing that monkey was great!"

Talo, hearing was his brother said, puffed out his chest. "I was just telling Malo here about how we wanted to show it to him, but we let it go instead." It seems his ego inflated larger.

The younger brother looked at the older sibling with a skeptical glance. "oh, you didn't get caught, Talo?"

Ego boy swiftly changed the subject and glared straight at colin and sneered, "oh, colin. Way to spoil everything by telling your dad, nice job."

The littler on continued on, "yeah, thanks a lot! We got scolded by our dad something awful. I thought it was never going to end…"

Link stared at the boys with a bored look. Blah blah blah. He moved to step past them but was cut off yet again.

"I bet you're trying to go see Ilia, aren't you?" the boy with the ego put his hands on his hips. "well, there's no way I'm going to let you pass!"

"kid" Link said. This was seriously pissing him off. "I'm bigger than you so-"

Talo completely ignored Link and saw his wooden sword. "oh hey neat! Link! Lemme borrow that sword!" The kid swung his arms about acting like he had a sword. "if I'd had that wooden sword yesterday, I could've handled it all alone, definitely!"

"no" was all Link blatantly and stepped around the boys again. Link's third attempt was not his lucky one. Talo and Malo hopped right in front of him again.

"C'mon!" Talo hopped up in down. "let me borrow that wooden sword right now!"

All Link wanted to do was go home. Screw the sword. His horse. That dumb princess. He had to much on his plate and this made him a bit livid. But he had to calm down, they were just kid. Kids who were horrid little demons.

"sorry kid" Link had to cut down what he was really going say. It was a little inappropriate.

The look on Talo's face made Link want to twitch. It was the look of determination. Damn.

"What?! Why not? Its ok! Just lemme borrow it!" Talo whined.

"not on your life" Link growled. Was this kid going to get the idea. No was no.

"Look," Talo tried to portray seriousness. "we're never gonna let you leave here until you tell us we can borrow that wooden sword right now!"

Who did he think he was? Link was two feet taller than him. He could step over him or punt him across the forest. Link liked the latter. He liked it a lot.

Talo and Malo stood defiantly. They were determined to get the sword and Link was going to give it got them.

Link stood there a minute looking at Talo. "That's it." A smile came across his lips as he slowly pulled out the sword.

Talo gave our hero a odd look. "uh.. Link wha-"

Talo never got to finish that sentence because our pissed off hero smacked him a good one in the face. You could hear his jaw break.

Then he proceded to beat Talo's head in until nothing was left.

Don't think Link forgot about the other two. Malo tripped and colin was frozen in fear so the to were easy to get rid of.

Now he had only one problem. He had three dead bodies to hide. He also forgot beth was there so she already ran back to the village. Great, now everyone had to die and-

"are you gonna give it to us?" Talo's voice pulls link out of his daydream.

Damn it wasn't

Yay! I finally got another chapter out…