Ashiko: Hey! I'm back! Who's happy!
Kukai: YOU ABANDONED US FOR WEEKS!
Ashiko: Haha... sorry. ANYWAYS! We have 4 new stars! Saaya Yamabuki, Lulu DeMorcerf Yamamoto, Nadeshiko Fujisaki and Kirishima Fuyuki.
Dia: Leave your dares for them!
Asuka: Whatever... welcome to another episode of SHUGO CHARA! TRUTH OR DARE!
Miku: Anyways, our co-hosts s far are Asuka, Aourie, Taylor, Me, Dia, Megan, Lala and Tiffany!
Tiffany: Hey guys! The first letter is from xXRukuXx
Oh nice story so far :D Ikuto: Say "I love you" to Amu 100 times. Amu: Dress up as a boy and ask out a random girl. Rima: Spy on Nagihiko for a full day. Nagihiko: Dress as Nadeshiko for a week. Yaya: Act like your mother. Kairi: Don't use any technology for a whole month. Tadase: Dress as girl and jump off a cliff :D Utau: Sing one of your favorite song. Kukai: Go back to the random dude that you asked out and kiss him and try to make Utau jealous. ~Ruku~ ^_^"
Aourie: HAHA! So funny!
Taylor: I know! Ok! Ikuto?
Ikuto: Amu... I love, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you...
Megan: This might take a while. Rima?
Rima: *Spies on Nagihiko*
Dia: *Sweatdrop* Nagihiko?
Nagihiko: *Dresses As Nsdeshiko*
Amu: NADESHIKO!
Nagihiko: Uh.. Amu... it's me... Nagihiko...
Lala: Awkward! Yaya!
Yaya: Now, Yaya do your homework and eat your dinner when you're done.
Megan: Awkward! Kairi!
Kairi: I will not use technology... MY COMPUTER! *Bursts into tears*
Ashiko: ...Ok then. Tadase?
Tadase: *Dresses like a girl* I WILL NOT JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
Ashiko, Asuka, Aourie, Dia, Lala, Megan, Miku, Taylor and Tiffany: *Pushes Tadase off A Random Cliff*
Tadase: AHHHHHH! I'M OK!
Ikuto: Aww I was hoping you'd die.
Everyone except Ikuto: IKUTO!
Utau: I will sing Black Diamond, it's my favorite.
Black Diamond - Hoshina Utau
Ichiban no negai goto oshiete Taiyou ga mesamenu uchi ni Saa nani ga hoshii no? nani wo motomeruno? Furueru te de inori wo sasagete kizutsuitemo usodarake demo saa nani wo utau no? nani wo shinjiruno? saa nani ga hoshii no? nani wo motomeruno?
"anata no hoshii mono"
volume furi kireru hodo tsuyoku
ooki na koe de sakendemite
hajimeyou sekai ha
hikari ni tsukimatou kage to odoru
sou kimi no te wo totte
atsumeta kagayaki sono tenohira ni
subete sukuitoru yogoreta yozora ni
kuroi daiyamondo burakku dayiamondo
"ánata no hoshii mono"
ishi no nai ningyou no you jane
namida datte nagasenai
kesshite kusshinai
honmono dakega kagayaiteiru
mienai chikara ni sakaratte
mayotteiru dakeja garakuta ni naru
subete furi kitte yuganda yozora ni
kuroi dayimondo burakku dayimondo
atsumeta kagayaki sono tenohira ni
subete sukuitoru nejireru yozora ni
kuroi dayimondo burakku dayimondo
Utau: Thank you!
Ashiko: *sweatdrops* Amu has Ikuto finished proclaiming his love for you?
Amu: *Blushes* Y-yeah he h-has. B-by the way, Ashiko d-does not o-own Shugo C-chara!
Ashiko: Thanks for the disclaimer, Amu.
Asuka: AMU'S TURN!
Amu: What no!
Ashiko, Asuka, Aourie, Dia, Lala, Megan, Miku, Taylor and Tiffany: *Force Amu into boys clothes*
Amu: *Transports to a random strret*
Random Girl: Hey
Amu: Uhh... hi. You wanna go out with me?
Random Girl: Sure!
Amu: I can't take it! *Rips off wig* I'M A GIRL!
Random Girl: OH MY GOD! MY BROTHER WARNED ME ABOUT YOUR BROTHER! AHHH PERVERTED LESBIAN STALKER FREAK!
Amuu: NO IT'S NOT LI- What, your brother was the guy Kukai hit on? HAHAHAHA!
Taylor: It's your turn, Kukai!
Kukai: OH HELL NO!
Ashiko: *Drags Kukai kicking and screaming to the Random Dude*
Kukai: Umm, hi!
Ashiko: *Forces their heads together*
Utau: *Twitches, Twitches, Twitches SNAPS!* GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND! *Pulls them off each other and makes out with Kukai*
Ashiko: EEEEPPPP! KUTAU MOMENT!
Megan: Ashi-chii, your ruining the moment *Drags Ashiko away*
Ashiko: I did, didn't I? Oh well. Lala, take it away!
Lala: The next letter is from ME!
Yay! ummm can I be co-host again. I have made better dares! Ikuto: You must kiss every person you see! Kukai: Dress like a girl and kiss every person you see! Tadase: Go die in a Moose! Rima: Tell Nagihiko you hate him! Then slap him gently (Yes, I am cruel) Amu: Kiss Kukai to make Utau jealous again! Tadase: Go die in a Moose again! I loved the part when you said Kukai sings like a dying cat, dog and moose all squished together!
Ashiko: I loved that part too, Lala.
Miku: Ikuto's turn!
Ikuto: *See's Dia* Crap. *Kisses Dia*
Amu: IKUTO YOU TWO-TIMER!
Dia: IKUTO YOU IDIOT! *Beats up Ikuto*
Ashiko: *Sweatdrops*
Taylor:... Okay then. Kukai's turn!
Kukai: *Dresses like a girl and sees Ashiko in front of him.* Crap. *Kisses Ashiko*
Ashiko: *Blushes 34 shades of red*
Everyone except Kukai and Ashiko: INCEST!
Ashiko: *Smacks Kukai* Idiot!
Tiffany: Tadase's turn!
Tadase: No.
Ashiko: *Forces him down a Moose's throat and throws a gun in.*
Tadase: Fine! *Gunshot is heard*
Taylo: Did he actaually kill himself?
Dia: I'll get the reviving kit.
Aourie: *Pulls Tadase out of the Moose*
Megan: *Revives Tadase*
Tadase: THANK GOD! *Hugs Ashiko* I LOVE YOU!
Ashiko: Get off me! Megan give me the gun!
Megan: *Gives Ashiko the gun*
Ashiko: *Points the gun at Tadase* GET OFF!
Tadase: Sorry *Gets off Ashiko.*
Ashiko: That's ok. Rima?
Rima: I HATE YOU, CROSSDRESSER! *Slaps Nagihiko*
Nagihiko: *Winces at the pain.* Lala is cruel!
Lala: Yes, I am!
Nagihiko: THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING!
Aourie: AMU! *Pushes there heads together*
Utau: *Twitches, Twitches, Twitches SNAPS!* GET OFF! *Pushes Amu off and makes out with Kukai*
Dia: *Covers Ashiko's mouth* Ok, now you can scream.
Ashiko: AHHH! KUTAU MOMENT OMG! *Is muffled*
Tiffany: Tadase!
Taylor: *Shoves Tadase down a Moose's throat and tosses the gun in*
Tadase: SERIOUSLY! *Gunshot is heard*
Dia: Got the revival kit
Asuka: *Pulls Tadase out of the Moose*
Ashiko: *Revives him*
Tadase: Thanks!
Taylor: Whatever!
Ashiko: HEY TAYLOR THE NEXT LETTER'S FROM YOU!
Taylor: Oh yeah, it is!
Hi~ Ha ah aha boys sooooo hate me now well whatever here's another dare. rima and nagi the two of you have to live together for a week again same thing cameras will be watching you. -Blueberry
Ashiko: *Throws Nagi and Rima into a room*
-1 week later-
Rima: That pervert snuck into my bed!
Nagihiko: For the last frickin' time, I was chara changed with Rhythm!
Rima: So your would be self is a pervert? THAT MAKES YOU A PERVERT, IDIOT!
Asuka: NO MORE ARGUING!
Aourie: Next letter is from GoldsworthyGonteir123!
Hey, hey, hey! I just started reading this story and I have to say it's hilarious! I love it! My dares: Yoru (since no one has done anything with him): proprose to Miki (who also hasn't been in it, I believe) like he means it, speech and everything. Miki: has to accept the proposal and kiss him passionately. Amu: wear a black slutty French maid outfit and pink cat ears and a sign around your neck that says "Do you need any assistance?" and a winky face, then go out in public. Ikuto: (It's not really embarrasing, but cute) write "Amu" and draw hearts all over your arms in sharpie, as well as "Amu" inside a heart on your cheek. Nagihiko: Go up to Rima's mom and tell her that she's the one you really want Kukai: Bake chocolate laxitive cupcakes and eat one Utau: Eat the rest of Kukai's cupcakes Rima: Listen to Ikuto's iPod (which is probably filled with a lot of rock and screamo songs to fit his stray cat, bad boy persona.) Tadase: Go up to a little boy and tell them "You're my cuppy-upy-up-cake!" Kairi: Give Yaya a giant bag of candy, then take to an ice skating rink while she's sugar high Yaya: At the skating rink, announce to everyone there that you're pregnant and Kairi is the dad. Kusukusu: Dye part of your hair black and pink horizontal stripes. Rhythm: You do the same as Kusukusu, but black and blue instead Kiseki: Scream the scream parts of "The Final Episode" by Asking Alexandria. (If you can't tell, I'm a scream fan. Heehee) Dia: You have to do the singing parts of "The Final Episode" Pepe and Daichi: "Raise" a flour sack together for the day. (you know, like the health class projects) El and Il: Switch places for an hour, that includes clothes, hair styles, and personality. Temari, Ran, and Su: Sing the chorus of the song "Sexy Naughty Bitchy" as a trio, with Ran as 'Sexy', Su as 'Naughty', and Temari as 'Bitchy'. Musashi: Thiis is a truth for you. If you could be a couple with anyone, charas or not, who would it be? I think that covers everyone! Heehee! Also, if you're going to have means a guest, since my username is long, you can call me Emi-chan! Can't wait for the next update!
Ashiko: PLEASE WELCOME EMI-CHAN!
Emi: Yo!
Asuka: Oh yeah! And you can send the charas dares too!
Emi: Yoru?
Yoru: Miki, you are the most beautiful girl in the world-nya. I love you-nya. Miki Hinamori, will you marry me-nya?
Miki: Yoru... YES! I LOVE YOU YORU! *Hugs Yoru*
Yoru: I love you too, Miki-nya!
Ashiko: Aww! Miru!
Dia: Adorable!
Emi: Amu!
Amu: *Dresse up in the maid outfit and goes out*
Random People: PERVERT! PERVERT! PERVERT!
Random Girl: OMG IT's THE LESBIAN FROM BEFORE!
Amu: I AM NOT A F***ING LESBIAN YOU B***CH!
-Please stand by for technical difficulties-
Amu: CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED YOU CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED SHUT UP!
Tiffany: I never knew you could swear so much!
Amu: I can defend myself.
Ikuto: That;s my little strawberry!
Amu: I-I-Ikuto!
Miku: No need to studder, Amu!
Lala: Ok! Ikuto?
Ikuto: I HAVE ONE ALREADY!*Pulls out book with Amu's name with hearts around it*
Amu: *Blushes 54 shades of red*
Emi: Total Amuto moment.
Ashiko: *Draws a heart with Amu's name in it on Ikuto's cheek*
Amu: *Blushes 74 shades of red*
Tiffany: HEHE!
Emi: Nagihiko?
Nagihiko: *Goes up to Rima's mom* Come away with me! You're the one that I really want!
Risako Mashiro: WHY! THAT'S FLATTERING BUT APPALING YOU LITTLE-
Nagihiko: *Runs away* That was embarassing
Ashiko: OHMIGOD! *Falls off the chair, laughing, crying and holding her side*
Tiffany: KUKAI!
Kukai: *Eats the laxative cupcakes after blowing up the kitchen making them* BATHROOM! *Races to the bathroom*
Ashiko: *Laughs harder*
Utau: *Eats the rest* BATHROOM! *Runs to the bathroom*
Ashiko: BUT KUKAI'S IN THERE!
Utau: I DON'T CARE!
Ashiko: PERVERT! *Laughs harder*
Ikuto: Picks up Ashiko and pats her back* Breath, breathe. It's okay to breath.
Ashiko: Ok I'm back!
Ikuto: Thank God! I thought you would choke!
Ashiko: I almost did!
Taylor: Rima's turn!
Rima: *Listens to Ikuto's iPod* *Eyes widened* OMG! There's so much.. and, and AHHH!
Aourie: I take it his iPod is horrible.
Rima: *Nods frantically.*
Mku: Tadase?
Tadase: *Skip up to little boy* Your my cuppy-cup cake!
Little Boy: AHHH! BIG BROTHER IT'S THE PERVERT!
Tadase: NOT THIS FAMILY AGAIN! *Runs away*
Ashiko: *Chocks while laughing*
Kukai: Shit, she's choking! *Hits Ashiko on the back*
Ashiko: *Coughes* I'm okay!
Kukai: Thank God!
Asuka: Kairi-kun! Oh and guys, check out the Kaiya fic Ashiko and I are writing! It's on my account and it's called "Last Chance"
Kairi: *Gives Yaya candy and takes her to the Ice Rink*
Yaya: HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHAT? YAYA-CHI IS PREGNANT! AND KAIRI-KUN IS THE DAD!
Kairi: *Blushes over 200 shades of red*
Ashiko: WHAT? HOW COME I WASN'T INVITED TO THE WEDDING?
Dia: Ashi... It's fake -_-"
Ashiko: Oops!
Megan: KusuKusu, Rhythm?
KusuKusu: WE ALREADY DID!
Megan: Cool. Kiseki, Dia?
-One Awesome Screaming and Singing Moment Later-
Ashiko: THAT WAS FRICKIN AWESOME!
Kiseki: My voice hurts.
Asuka: Stop talking!
Kiseki: I need my voice to take over the wor-
Ashiko: *Covers Kiseki's mouth* SHUT UP!
Miku: Ashi... -_-"
Emi: Pepe, Daichi?
Ashiko: NO! DIACHIL!
Dia: Ashi -_-"
Ashiko: DAICHIL FOREVER! NOOO! DAI-
Dia: *Hits Ashiko over the head* Shut Up!
Ashiko: Sorry.
-One Baby Raising Moment Later-
Pepe: That was so hard-dechu.I WANNA BE THE BABY-DECHU!
Daichi: Pepe-chan -_-"
Ashiko:EL! IL! TIME TO SWITCH PLACES!
Il: IT'S LOVE! LOV EI SAY, LOVE!
El: Hmmph! Utau-chan! Charanari with me this time!
Ashiko: Il's was spot on.
Aourie: Totally.
Taylor: Yup.
Megan: Ran, Su, Temari! Your turn!
Ran: I pick all my skirts to be a little to sexy
Su: Just like my thoughts they always get a little naughty
Temari: When I'm out with my girl I always play a bit bitchy
Ran, Su and Temari: Can't change the way I am. Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy, Me!
Miku: Musahsi! It's a truth for you!
Dia: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Musashi: Umm... Pepe-chan?
Ashiko: That as so meant to be!
Megan: Yup! Next letter comes from D.M Rose!
Hey! I am in love with you story... Just wanted to tell you Okay here are my dares: Kukai: Go outside and scream to every girl you meet that you love them. Ikuto: Go on a date with Tadase Tadase: Tell everyone that you're actually a girl and want to date them Nagihiko: Dress up like Nadeshiko and go out on a date with the first guy that ask you out and not tell him that you're an actual boy and let kiss you and such. Again! You can't tell him that you are a guy! Kairi: Go skydiving out of a plane Amu: Bake some cupcakes and with your tongue feed it to Ikuto (So, basically, make out) Rima: Go to Nagihiko's house and propose to him in front of everyone. Yaya: Steal a lollipop from a little boy Utau: I want to see who would win in a fight... You or Nagi? And If i can... may i co host? please? pretty please? ~Rose
Ashiko: PLEASE WELCOME ROSE!
Rose: Hi! Kukai! Your first!
Kukai: This has been the worst day of my life! *Goes outside*
Ashiko: *Listens throught the door* *"I LOVE YOU! is faintly heard*
Kukai: *Comes back in* That was torture.
Rose: Hehe! Ikuto!
Ikuto: Everyone must hate me *Drags Tadase on a date*
Tadase: Wait! Ikuto-nii-san! What about my dare!
Ikuto: YOU CAN DO IT WHEN YOU COME BACK!
Tadase: Ok then.
Rose: Ha! Nagihiko?
Nagihiko: *Switches Clothes with Nadeshiko* *Goes to Random Street*
Random Dude: Hey.
Nagihiko/Nadeshiko: Uhh hi?
Random Dude: Wanna go out?
Nagi/Nade: Sure?
Random Dude: AWESOME! *Kisses him*
Nagi/Nade: *Twitches* I have to go now. BYE!
Radom Dude: See you later... uhh..
Nagi/Nade: Nadeshiko is my name! NOW GOOD BYE! *Goes home*
Ashiko: HAHA! LOL!
Megan: Kairi!
Kairi: There is no way! Those things are dangerous, and-
Ashiko: *Pushes Kairi out of a plane and throws him a parachute* YOU WERE BORING ME!
Taylor: This is going well... Amu?
Amu: *Sigh* The world hates me! *Makes out with Ikuto while a cupcake is on her tounge*
Ashiko: ...
Kukai: Why aren't you freaking out?
Ashiko: I'm not an Amuto fan. There ok, but... overused.
Aourie: TADASE!
Tadase: *Goes to Random Street* Hey guys! I'm a girl and I LOVE YOU! *Goes home* THAT WAS EMBARRASING!
Ashiko: *Falls off her chair, laughing, crying and holding her side* THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE YET!
Tiffany: Let's hope she doesn't die of laughter.
Asuka: Rima!
Rima: Nagihiko, will you marry me?
Hana Fujisaki: OH MY DEAR SON IS GETTING MARRIED! AND TO RIMA! I MUST MAKE ARRANGEMENTS OH THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Nagihiko: MOM!
Ashiko: *Chokes*
Kukai: *Smacks her back as hard as he can*
Ashiko: I'm ok. I choked on my laughter before it even came out!
Kukai: I realized!
Dia: Yaya's turn!
Yaya: *Walkes up to a little boy and snatches his lollipop* HAHA! *Runs Away* Just like taking candy from a baby!
Ashiko: YOU DID JUST TAKE CANDY FROM A BABY!
Aourie: BEFORE THIS GETS BAD, UTAU DO YOUR DARE!
Utau: *Wrestles Nagi* I WIN!
Ashiko: That settles that!
Megan: The last letter is from xXLala-ChanXx
NAGI! I LOVE YOUR HAIR! how do you get it so awesomely awesome. tell me your secret and wear your bunny dress. or i will shave your head. ALL OF IT. Miki: Make out with Kiseki. I know you like him Tadase, Amu, Ikuto, Kukai, Yaya, and Kairi: Dance to the Lucky Star opening dressed as farm animals. Except for Tadase. He has to be a maid. Saaya: Sleep in a tank with 20,000 scorpions. Rima: Glomp Nagi Su and Iru (Or Il): Act like each other Temari: Roll around in a puddle of mud. Forget about your kimono, DO IT! I'll get you a new one Hosts: Here's some bacon LALA IS OUT Y'ALL
Ashiko: Awesome dares Lala-chan! Now lwt's finish before I pass out! Miki!
Miki: *Makes out with Kiseki* Am I done?
Ashiko: Yes.
Miki: Cool.
Asuka: Nagi?
Nagihiko: I use special shampoo!
Ashiko: Ok that just spells out 'G-A-Y' GAY!
Asuka: Ashi-chii!
Ashiko: Sorry. Tadase, Amu, Ikuto, Kukai, Yaya and Kairi! It is your lucky day!
-One Dancing Moment Later-
Kukai: I'm never doing that again.
Ashiko: KUKAI! YOU DANCE LIKE YOU SING! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, YOU LITTLE-
Asuka: OK! RIMA DO YOUR DARE!
Rima: *Glomps Nagi* I'm Done!
Ashiko: THAT WAS SOOOO CUTE! Saaya's turn
Saaya: *Goes to sleep* AHHH! IT HURTS!
Ashiko: Ok. Su and Il!
Il: I'm the cooing chara-desu! I'm happy and cheery-desu!
Su: I'm the evil devil chara that hates love!
Ashiko:... Spot on!
Miku: Temari?
Temari: *Rolls in mud* MY KIMONO! *Flys off crying*
Ashiko: SOMEONE GO FIND HER!
Extra's: *Run afer Temari*
Ashiko: Thanks for the bacon! And see you next time on...
Everyone: SHUGO CHARA! TRUTH OR DARE!