Ok ok I know it took me a while but i had to go get cookies for everyone who reviewed so here.
Anyway here is the Cuarta(4th) chapter( once again i don't know how to say chapter in spanish. Enjoy and Review
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Axel and the giant idiot, Bronx, walked out of the portal into an arena called Death's Slow Approach. It was a huge area, at least the size of two basketball courts. On one side of the arena was a huge glass window. On the other side were thirteen black leather chairs, were the Organization sat. Most of the members were not there, only Xemnas, Xigbar, Zexion, Demyx, Luxord, Saix Larxene, and Roxas."Ok", said Axel. "All you have to do is wait here and when we say start, you can start fighting. Ok?"
"Ummmm, I'm hungry, when do we get to eat?", asked Bronx.
"You can eat if you live. Now I'm going to go over to my seat and remember, don't start fighting until the Superior tells you to, Ok?
"Uh, who's the Superior?", asked Bronx.
"He's the guy that looks like he was under a tanning bed for too long, and he looks like he uses a whole can of grease in his gravity-defying hair." Axel said.
"Oh", said Bronx.
Axel turned around and thought to himself, 'Oh God someone please put this giant retard out of his misery'. He teleprted out of the arena and reappeared in his seat. When he sat down next to Demyx, he saw Roxas teleporting into the arena with the hooded figure. Before he could say anything to Roxas, he teleported next to Axel, and took his seat, and Xemnas started to speak.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are here today to bind these to in holy matrimony-"
"No one's getting married!", yelled Xigbar.
"Oh yes, sorry", Xemnas continued, "Today Organization XIII will be receiving a new member. Whoever successfully kills the other candidate, they will receive the right to be called Number XIV. But, we will still be known as Organization XIII because I already had bussiness cards printed up, and It would cost a fortune to get them reprinted. Now, will the two potential members tell us their names."
Bronx turned toward the Superior and said, "Deeeeeerrrrrrrrrr...". Bronx seemed to be in a catatonic state but Xemnas had a solution:
"Xigbar, hit him with your shoe."
"No problem!", Xigbar said taking off his shoe and throwing it at Bronx.
"Ow!", Bronx yelled, "Uh my name is Bronx!"
"And you?", Xemnas said, pointing to the hooded figure.
"My name is Xi-", The hooded figure was once again cut off.
"Who cares about formalities!", Luxord yelled from his seat, "Come on, we want to see some blood!"
"Alright fine," Xemnas said, "But before we start, Larxene and Saix, you may say some 'words of encouragement' to the two combatants."
Saix and Larxene walked out of the row of seats and down to the arena. Saix walked over to Bronx and started yelling.
"YEAHHH! WHAT YA GONNA DOOO!"
"I'M GONNA KILL!,", yelled Bronx.
"WHO YA GONNA KILLL!"
"THAT GUY!",yelled Bronx, pointing to the hooded figure.
"AND HOW YA GONNA DO IT?",yelled Saix.
"PAINFULLY AND SLOWLY FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, SIR!"
"YAHHHHH", yelled Saix.
"YAHHHHH", yelled Bronx.
"STRIKE POSES WITH ME!", yelled Saix.
Saix ripped off his shirt, and Bronk did the same. They started to do model-like poses, grunting, and yelling, and quikley throwing their fists into the air. Then they finally stopped and Saix yelled one more time.
"NOW GO DO WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU TO DO!"
"YES, SIR", yelled Bronx, saluting.
Saix started walking back to his seat, his shirt ripped, almost completely off his body. Larxene made her way to the hooded figure and placed a hand on his shoulder.
"How are you doing?", she asked.
"I'm fine, can't complain. Oh, just one question how are we supposed to fight each other?", asked the hooded figure.
"With weapons. You can summon you weapon like you did when those people attacked you, right?"
"No, that was by accident."
"Well, anyway, take this.", Larxene handed the hooded figure a long samurai sword, with a red handle and a square handguard.
"Why, are you helping me?", he asked, taking the sword.
"Because I know you can win, and kill this guy the same way you killed those people."
"Oh," said The hooded man. He didn't sound very enthusiastic about that.
"Oh, and one more thing", Larxene said, "Take this!", She raised her hand and slapped the hooded man, across the face.
"OW! That hurt, you whore!", he yelled.
"Are you angry?", she asked with a smile.
"Hell, yeah I'm angry!"
"Then use that anger, and direct it at him.", she said, pointing at Bronx, who was picking his nose.
"Ok", the hooded figure said, rubbing the side of his head that is his cheek.
Larxene walked away, joining Saix on his way back to his seat.
"You know your guy is gonna lose," she said with a smile.
"Wanna bet?"
"Sure. How much are you willing to lose?"
"50,000 munny. Are you in?", Saix asked.
"Yeah."
Larxene and Saix made their way back to their seats, just in time for Xemnas to talk again.
"Is everyone ready?"
"Yeah!", everyone in the room yelled.
"Start!", Xemnas yelled.
Bronx started off. He raised his right hand into the air, and it started to glow a mettalic silver. He thrusted his hand into the hard floor. He gripped and pulled out a huge mettalic axe with a sharp tip. The axe had to be at least as tall as he was.
"Aw, Fuck!", yelled the hooded hooded figure didn't do anything fancy. He got in his stance, placing his left hand out, and raised his sword above his head( like Riku's stance). He waited for Bronx to make the first move.
"YAHHH!", Braonx yelled charging at the hooded figure, his axe held high above his head.
"Ok",thought the hooded figure, "I just have to time it just right."
Bronx got close enough to the hooded figure and brought down his axe. At the last second the hooded man rolled out of the way, letting the silver axe hit and become stuck in the floor. Bronx held onto the axe with both arms, trying to pull it out of the ground.
"Now!", thought the hooded man. He rushed for Bronx and brought his sword over his head, ready to strike Bronx's wrist. The hooded figure brought the sword down on Bronx's arm, and the second it made contact the sword broke in half.
"DAMMIT, LARXENE!", yelled the hooded figure, dropping the broken sword and running away from Bronx who was laughing maniacally.
"Ha ha ha ha! Looks like the little man can't cut it! Here I come!", yelled Bronx, finally pulling his axe from the ground. "I'm gonna fuck your dead body!"
"Ew! That's disgusting!", yelled Roxas and Demyx.
"No, no, no!", yelled Axel. "What did I tell you? That is not cool. Not cool!"
"Ha ha.", Saix laughed half-heartedly to Larxene, "Looks like Bronx is going to win and apparantely is going to rape the other guy's dead body. I think I'm going to spend your money on apple juice. Did you know that apple juice gives me really bad farts? I'm going to fart on you when I drink my juice, Larxene."
"That juice isn't on you tongue just yet." She replied.
Xigbar and Zexion turned to Larxene and asked her. "Larxene why would you give him a broken sword? You just want to see him die, don't you?" Xigbar asked.
"Oh, no no no", she said with a smile, "With that sword broken, he'll have to draw out his real weapon. I saw it before and I want to see it again."
"Oh", said Zexion turning back towards the fight. "But, really, that's cruel."
"I know."
Bronx had caught the hooded man and was now holding him by his throat. "Oh, poor little man. Can't fight with the big boys!". He threw the hooded man towards the wall, banging his back against it. His hood wavered a little to show a little amount of hair.
"I saw hair! I saw hair!" yelled Demyx from his seat, "His hair is black. I mean really, really dark black."
"No you didn't," said Roxas, "That was just his hood."
"No it wasn't. I know what I saw."
The hooded man staggered to his feet, but his sides were meet with the blunt edge of Bronx's axe, sending him to the floor again.
Bronx walked over to the hooded figure, grabbed him by the cuff of his cloak and said; "Tell me your name."
"What?", panted the hooded figure, trying to catch his breath.
"I like to know the name of the people I kill."
"You...can..call me Your Killer.". Said the figure, laughing as he spoke.
Bronx got a very stupid expression on his face. "Wait, that would mean you killed me, right?"
"Yeah. Pretty much, you idiot."
The hooded figure dissapeared from Bronx's grip and reappeared behind him. His hands were now smoking with darkness, swriling around his hands, as if it wanted to take form. He stuck both of his hands outward and pure jet black darkness swirled around his hands.
"So," said Xemnas, sitting in his seat and eating Doritos. "His element is Darkness."
"Wait a minute", said Xigbar, "I thought your element was Darkness?"
"No," said Xemnas who seemed offended, "I control Nothingness. What the hell do you think I have been talking about all these years?"
"Kingdom Hearts. Ok, well if you control Nothingness, then what does Zexion control?", Xigbar asked.
"Illusion, dumbass!", Zexion called out, "We've been nobodies for how long, and you dont even know what I control? Don't talk to me anymore Xigbar!"
"But-"
"Yes, don't talk to use anymore, Xigbar," Xemnas said, interrupting Xigbar, "You don't even know us." Xemnas continued to eat his chips.
Back in the arena, the hooded figure grabbed the darkness that was swirling around his hands. The darkness quikley dispersed and left a sword in each hand. The swords short only about 20 inches long, dark gray in color and they had no handgaurd. The handle was jet black and long, while the blade was double edged and had three small jagged spikes on the top and bottom edge.
"That's it?", said Saix, "They don't even have a handgaurd."
"It's what the blades can do that I like." said Larxene.
"And what can they do?", asked Saix.
"Wait and see.", she replied.
Bronx growled, "Just because you have swords, doesn't mean I wont win!" He charged at the figure, his axe at his side. Before he could get far enough, the hooded figure had dashed to Bronx's leg, and sliced at it, blood jetting out from the wound. Bronx screamed with pain, and failed to notice that the figure was on his back. He jammed both of his blades into Bronx's shoulders, and slid down, leaving to huge, bloody gashes in Bronx's back.
"Aaaaah!", Bronx yelled, dropping his axe. "Thats cheating!"
"How's that cheating?", asked the hooded figure, holding his now bloody blades.
"You're fat! Which means your slow!"
"I'm not fat! I just have untoned muscle!" yelled the hooded figure, he was offended.
"And, Now," said the hooded man, "I'm gonna kill you and use you skull for sex and then a decorative bird house!"
"Ew!" , said Roxas.
Axel merely shook his head and placed it in his palms.
Demyx got up out of his seat, put his hands to his ears and ran out of the room, yelling, "Oh, my God! What is wrong with these people!"
The hooded figure didn't waste time. He ran to Bronx's fallen axe and grabbed it. He ran to Bronx, and hit him twice in the face with the flat side of the axe. While Bronx was trying to recover, the hooded man raised the axe and jammed it into the ground, leaving the sharp edge facing out, at an angle, towards Bronx.
"Now, die!", the hooded man laughed.
He got into a stance and re-summoned his blades.
"Ok, just like before. I can do this." He thought. He threw his blades forward and the blades seperated from the handles, leaving a thin chain connecting the blades to their handles. Bronx finally regained his composure and yelled, "Motherfucker! I'm gonna kill you-Aaaaaah!" Bronx was screaming when the two blades landed in his front shoulders. The hooded figure started to pull on the handles and contracting the chains, tyring to pull Bronx closer and closer to the sharp tip of the axe. "No no no! Please don't! I don't wanna die!", Bronx screamed, pleading for his life. He tried to pull away from the hooded figures grasp but coudn't escape. Closer and closer he came to the tip of the axe until the hooded figure tugged one last time, bringing the base of Bronx's neck to the tip. The tip of the axe portruded from the back of Bronx's neck, covered in blood. The blades retracted from Bronx's shoulders, making a SHINK! Sound as the chains dissapeared back into the handles, leaving nothing but blood covered blades. The hooded figure desummoned his swords and wlked over to the now dead corpes of Bronx. He pulled out a white cloth and threw it at the top of Bronx's bloody head.
"Clean yourself up. You're dead."
"Ha! I win Saix give me my munny, bitch!", yelled Larxene to a dumdfounded Saix.
"But...but...how? Those swords-", Saix was cutoff by Xemnas.
Xemnas stood from his seat and said, "Our new Number XIV. You will-"
"What's you name? Show us your face!", Xigbar yelled, "We're tired of waiting and so is the reader!"
"Uh...ok", said the hooded man. He raised his hands to his hood and pulled it down, revealing jet black hair, that flowed backwards, light-medium brown skin and hypnotic black and white eyes. "My name is Xinck."
"That's not the name I gave you!" yelled Larxene.
"It's better than the name you gave me, asshole! You tried to name me Analsex!", the nobody now identified as Xinck yelled.
Larxene started to chuckle to herself until Xemnas spoke up.
"Larxene, you cannot name members Analsex."
"Why not? It has an "X" in it"
"Because, it was funny the first time you named a member that, and it was a little less funnier when you named another member the same thing. But three times is'nt funny at all. The name that Xinck has picked for himself will do fine."
Everyone was content with the events of the day, except Saix who lost a bet and Bronx who is now dead but who the hell cares? Everyone went on with their business while Xemnas showed the new member, Xinck, around the castle.
"So," said Xigbar to Luxord, "What do you think about the new member?"
"What do you mean 'What do I think'? He just got here, there's nothing to think of him."
"Dude! Are you serious? We finally have a black guy!"
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