Rolf, the weird foreign boy was hard at work out on his farm. He was busy tending to his turnips. Around him, his farm animals were grazing or cleaning themselves.

Ed, Edd, Eddy, and Alucard were hiding behind a nearby fence, watching and waiting. Alucard's mouth began to water uncontrollably.

"Uh, why is your mouth salivating so much," Edd asked.

"Why wouldn't it be?" said Alucard. This boy, with all these farm animals - it's like a real honest-to-god blood mine?

"That makes sense even to me," said Ed.

"Alright, here's what we're gonna do," explained Alucard. "You stay here while I do in the animals. Then, when I have that kid in submission, you guys come out, and we'll do the deed together."

"Sounds good to me!" Eddy said enthusiastically.

Rolf was still tending to his turnips when his animals all started crying out hysterically, accompanied by the sound of gunfire. He turned around and couldn't believe what he saw. A creature wearing a cape and wielding machine guns was shooting and killing all of his animals. Blood and other fluids flew spurted everywhere and body parts were sent flying. Rolf's goat, Victor, tried to attack him, but he pointed his guns and riddled his body with bullets and reduced him to a pile of fluids, organs, and bone matter.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?" Rolf cried out in a rage.

Alucard pointed his machine guns at Rolf's head and replied, "Heh! Living in the past. That's a very fine way to live, I say sarcastically. It's no wonder you're not getting everywhere in this country, since you're too proud to assimilate. And as for the meaning of this..."

Ed, Edd, and Eddy all came out of hiding and pointed their own guns at Rolf's heart. "The tables have turned!" Edd intoned.

Rolf started to cry and beg for mercy; "Oh, please guys! I'll never hurt you again! I'll even give half my allowance to you!"

"SLEEP NOW IN THE FIRE!" the Eds all replied. And with that, Alucard and all of them fired their guns, ripping through Rolf's flesh and vital organs and cutting him up limb from limb. His brains oozed out from his head as his body collapsed on the floor in a pile of its own gore. Alucard fired some more rounds, and in a moment, Rolf was dead.

"Oh my fucking God, I am going to love this!" Alucard said delightfully as he handed the Eds another $10. He then went around the farm (what was left of it), and consumed the entire bloodbath. He practically had an orgasm inside of him as he drank. When he was done, he was more hyped up than ever.

"Oh man, I feel great!" Alucard said. I feel like I could challenge the world to battle! You guys know who you want to get next, 'cause I'm rarin' to go!"

"You guys go on," Ed said quietly. "There's something I must take care of on my own."

"What the hell are you talking about?" Alucard asked.

"Relax," said Edd. "I think I know exactly what Ed is referring to."

"Go get her, big guy!" Eddy encouraged him.

And so Ed went off on his own..for the time being.