AN: Hmph! Not so many reviews this time, eh?
Anyway, now to get down t' things...
Dthehalfdragon: Aw, don't worry about it! Just try looking it up on google to make sure you spelled it right!
Wolffox: Thanks! Yeah, that line was probably one of my favorites too... and yeah, there is one golden rule with Anda; try to take his cookies without permission and he'll PROBABLY beat you up. Or in the case of a friend doing it get a good bump on the head or three.
Allycat: Thanks! And... wait... oh! You're the author of the Supernova Truth or Dare thing! I didn't even notice! Wow, coincidence, huh?
Mysterious Panther: Yeah, he needs some milk for his cookies! Sure, cookies are okay alone, but with milk they are AMAZING. He's handling it okay, but he still needs a doctor. After all, what kinda Pirate King would he be if he couldn't ignore some bullet wounds? And yeah, Anda don' like it when you be takin' his cookies.
NED: Thanks for the character! Good to hear that my comedy = good (sometimes).
Silver Wolf: Er, I think that's just the first time so far. Though it IS probably gonna become a running gag. And thanks for the character! Glad to hear that my chapters are liked (not that people haven't complimented them already)!
Joker: Of course! Why wouldn't I? Penguins are cute! ...But not as cute as pandas...
Alright, there is something you must know. MUST. Joker has drawn Anda and done a heck of a good job. Just go to DeviantArt and search War P. Anda. It's great and you will LOOK AT IT OR DIE. You can see Joker's art of Neelia, too; Just go to Fan-art, then skins, then search 'First Picture.'
Also I forgot to do a Disclaimer last chapter too. Oh, and the stars? Yeah I forgot to note them in the end... sorry. I'll just note them here instead. *Anda's brain is on overdrive. His mind cannot pause. Thus the lack of ,'s and .'s. **Yes he is insane if he has too much sugar. ***Yes, lazy-copy-paste, I know.
Disclaimer: I own one piece! ...OF CAKE! But, no, not the anime/manga series.
Disclaimer: I don't own one piece of cake anymore, I ate it. I still don't own One Piece, either.
Munia: Thanks for the character! And yes, I shall hopefully live long and shall hopefully prosper. Mhmm.
Also, whoever I choose as the Doctor still won't appear until this arc is over, so Doctors are still as welcome as ever.
Launch of the Pirate Kaizoku!
Arc; Marines!
Chapter 3;
A fight to the Finish!
Anda was getting quite angry now. Nobody had even talked to him. With frustration building up inside of him it was only a matter of time before he exploded... and by a matter of time I mean a matter of seconds.
"HEY! YOU!" Anda yelled, running up to a random person, who gave him a strange look. "GIVE. ME. SOME. FREAKING. MILK!" He yelled, slapping the person in the face with his sign each time for emphasis. "Why you little-!" the man yelled, wiping some blood from his nose. As the man was about to punch him, Anda punched him in the face, knocking him out cold. Several of the pedestrians in the area froze. "NOW GIVE ME SOME MILK!" Anda yelled at nobody in particular. One unfortunate man who happened to have a grocery bag with milk tried to sneak away, but Anda saw this movement and ran up to him, ignoring the pain that shot through his leg. He quickly snatched the bag and threw anything that wasn't milk onto the ground before grabbing two cartons of milk and walking away. Now what was he gonna pour the milk into? He quickly grabbed an empty mug from someone who had just come from a bar and poured quite a bit of one of the cartons into it.
He happily dunked a cookie in the mug before completely demolishing it, then proceeding to do it again and again with other cookies. Indeed, he was quite content. That is, until someone adressed him. "Hey, you," they said. Anda looked up to see none other than Neelia Avercie, the Lieutenant of the island, staring down at him. Anda got up, grabbing the mug from the ground and stared into her eyes, having a bad feeling about this.
"Uh, hey," he responded. He reached into his scarf (which he had refilled earlier with some of the cookies from the boat), grabbed a cookie, and dunked it into his milk, then bit into it.
"Did you beat up some of my men earlier?" she asked. Now Anda was confused. This girl wasn't wearing Marine stuff or anythin', so that couldn't be it. Still, he might as well check, just in case, right?
"D'pends. Who are you?" Anda asked, raising a brow, then dunking and biting his cookie again.
"I'm Neelia Avercie."
"...And who are your men?"
"Some Marine idiots."
"Well, then yeah, I probably did."
Neelia sighed, putting two fingers on the bridge of her nose. "Well, I really don't feel like arresting anyone right now, but I guess I have to..."
"...On what charges?" Anda asked, ready to counter with the fact that they were stealing his cookies. HIS cookies. NOBODY EVER steals HIS cookies.
"Assault of Marine officers-one of which is presumed dead in the ocean-damaging of properties," she pointed at a rather damaged building that the Marine with a pistol had JUST HAPPENED to crash into, "and judging by what I just saw, theft."
"Yeah, but first off I jumped in and saved that guy after I beat up the others," he pointed to an unconscious Marine on the docks, "and second, THEY TRIED TO STEAL MY FREAKING COOKIES!" Anda yelled, feeling victorious.
"Well, hate to break it to you, but theft, assault of Marine officers, and damaging of property is worse than just theft," Neelia said calmly. "If you'll just surrender peacefully I won't have to knock you unconscious."
"...Eh? What gives you the right to knock me out?" Anda asked, apparently still unaware that Neelia was a Marine.
"Um, I'm a Marine Lieutenant?"
"...Oh..." Anda meekly said, before grinning. "Sweet! I get to fight a Marine Lieutenant already!"
"...What do you mean by that?" Neelia asked, apparently still unaware of the fact that Anda was a pirate.
"Um, I'm a pirate," Anda said, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh, I can arrest you for that too."
"...Dangit!"
"So are you going to surrender or not?" Neelia asked. This was getting boring.
"Um, not?" Anda replied, reaching into his scarf for another cookie.
"Alright, so I guess we'll have to fight, then," she said. She quickly tried to kick Anda's stomach, but Anda jumped back with his left leg, causing him to spill his milk all over Neelia's jeans.
"...Oh, crap," Anda said, remembering the last time he had spilled a drink on a girl's clothes. However, Neelia didn't seem too angry about the clothes; slightly frustrated, maybe, but not angry.
"Great, now I'll have to buy new jeans..." she muttered before beginning to run at Anda again.
"Uh... panda cookie-toss!" Anda yelled, throwing the cookie he had grabbed earlier at Neelia's face. Neelia hadn't expected him to throw the cookie, and as she was fast she was fairly close to him by the time he threw it, resulting in her having to quickly swivel out of the way to her right. This was a mistake. Anda's good leg was on his left, which would be her right. She managed to hear "Panda Rifle!" before feeling something his her gut and cause her to be knocked back a few feet. Anda had jumped up lightly with his left foot and twirled in mid air before smashing his left foot into her stomach.
Of course, having been looking away at the time, Neelia hadn't seen this. Holding her stomach she looked at Anda, who was twirling his tonfa in his hands and hopping long distances with one leg to get to her. After all, he had to keep off his right foot as much as possible. "Panda clamp!" He yelled, pouncing towards her and moving his tonfa in an arc-like motion. However, Neelia was quick. She moved her body so that she could go inbetween the tonfa and punched Anda in the gut as a revenge shot. Anda coughed, losing his breath as Neelia took advantage of this by sweeping her leg under him and tripping him. He dropped his tonfa, and she put her foot on his chest to pin him down.
"Hey! Lemme go!" Anda yelled, using his arms to try and move her leg while his legs squirmed as if he was a five-year old tied to a chair being fed medicine. Then he turned the tables. "Panda Sweeper!" He yelled, using his legs to push on the air at his feet and shooting away from Neelia, almost causing her to trip. As she was regaining her composure and planning revenge on our panda-themed-hero, she saw Anda spinning, head faced towards her, and fist at his side. He yelled "Panda Bullet!" before shooting at her, spinning faster than before as she noticed blood spurt from his injured leg and him wince in pain. Not caring how the heck he jumped on air, she ducked under the attack and grabbed his bleeding leg, putting as much pressure on it as possible as revenge for making her lose her composure, spun once-slightly suprised with the force of the attack-before letting him go, letting him land in a heap.
Fortunately for Anda, he had landed in a kneeling position, ready to get up. Unfortunately for Anda, the leg he was kneeling on was his injured one, and the only one he could use to get up. Grunting in pain, he was trying to get up when he noticed Neelia running up to him. He then pushed himself harder, and was about to get up when Neelia punched-uppercutted, actually-him in the face with her seastone-knuckles.
"THAT'S FOR THE JEANS!" she yelled, as it appears that she was, in fact, angry about the milk. Anda was actually in mid-air from the blow, and was taking in the situation.
"Panda Rifle!" He yelled, still in mid-air, as his left leg shot into Neelia's face. She was knocked a fair distance away from him as was he from her. As he landed on all fours, panting, he yelled "WELL THAT WAS FOR PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE!" Before putting his left foot on the ground and hoisting himself up.
Neelia, on the other hand, determined not to lose her composure, had somehow managed to land on her feet and skid a few inches. After hearing his yell, she simply smirked. 'That was for punching me in the face?' What did he expect in a fight? Her to play him a song on her orcarina? Quickly running towards Anda she prepared to counter his upcoming attack; she had seen this startup before. He was spinning with his head faced towards her, arm at his side.
Anda suddenly burst towards her, spinning once more. This attack was suprisingly fun to use, he thought; it was almost like going on a rollercoaster and going upsidedown and rightside up several times in a quick succession. He felt the usual shot of pain but refused to let it affect him; he wasn't going to let... it was Neelia, right? Yeah, he wasn't going to let NEELIA counter him this time. He kept his eyes focused on her, ready to direct his spinning punch at her at just the right time...
Neelia saw more determination in his eyes this time than before. She knew he was going to try something, she just didn't know what. Readying herself for anything she got in a defensive stance.
Anda noticed that he was very close now. It was now or never. He drew his arm back, ready to punch Neelia's face into next Tuesday.
Neelia saw his arm pull back. She pulled her own arm back as well, ready to catch his punch and counter his attack with her other hand.
AN: Aaaannnnnnnnd... cue the cliffhanger! Who will win? Only time will tell!... And maybe Joker who I told the outcome to already! I hope the small amount of humor during the fight is enough to quench your thirsts, faithful reviewers.
Oh, and RANDOM QUESTION OF THE DAY; What's your favorite cookie? Oh, and I'm changing Crewmember Acceptance Status to NAKAMA acceptance status. Because that's what the Panda Kaizoku will be! Nakama!
Nakama Acceptance Status: MEDIC!