I Love Me...I Love You...But Mostly POTC:

Rhea2 (rhea is my aunt's name)

williz (gotta luv will and lizzie)

Little Miss Sparrow (my friend would luv to steal ur username)

blackmagic365 (i missed u!)

freak and proud (i'm a potc dork and proud!)

SpAzZzZaTaCk (ur crazy and that's wicked cool!)

I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THIS! NOT SURE IF IT'S ALL THAT 'LOL' FUNNY THOUGH...I'VE BEEN IN A HORRIBLE MOOD BUT I TRIED SUPER HARD TO MAKE THIS ENTERTAINING FOR YOU!

Ana leaned over and whispered to Liz, "Uh...does he seem a bit nervous to you?"

"Yeah," She whispered back as they watched Jack come down the isle, "It's kinda odd. I've never known him out of all people to be scared or nervous about anything."

"I know." Ana replied, "There's only one time I've ever seen him like this."

"When?"

"The day that I told him that his Grandma Pearl was coming over to visit him for a month with two more dresses for him to try on."

Lizzie giggled quietly, "Mimi, you're awful."

"I know, but that's why you, Jack, and Will love me so much."

Jack walked down the isle slowly, trying to remember at least a little bit of what he had written down. He cast sideway glances to his left and right; seeing the happy grins on their faces only made him feel worse. A small seven year old boy purposely stuck his foot out in the middle of the isle, making Sparrow trip and fall on the floor with an OOF; he could hear the small red head laughing, and he glared coldly at the kid before deciding to yank a strand of his hair out.

"Ow!"

"Serves you right." He said coldly. Jack finally got back up and continued his walk down the isle and up the small staircase that led up the stage, 'Oh fudge monkeys,' He thought panicky as he made his way to the microphone, 'What in pineapple's glory am I gonna do?' He looked out at the huge crowd and his eyes bugged at the sight he saw, 'E-gads, man! Since when were where there so many people in here?' Sweat wettened his palms, 'Calm down, Jack, it's just a blasted speech! No need to worry because half of 'em don't give baboon's butt about what you're gonna say. Just picture them all in their underwear; think Lizzie...or even better, Ana." Instead the images of Principal Oxwood flashed in his mind," Oh blue gravy; it's horrible! The pictures are sizzling my eyes! It burns, IT BURNS! Delete, delete, delete!" Sparrow took a deep breath before speaking.

"Um...as Principal Oxwood informed you, I am Jack Sparrow." He took a deep breath, "This whole year has been great for me. I've seen a good number of things and events that I will never forget. M...my mom and...teacherw, have supported me and the rest of the 2004 graduates."

"Oh my gosh, he's already screwing up." Ana said quietly. Elizabeth leaned over to whisper,

"How?"

"Because he's hesitating, using fragments, and he said 2004 graduates."

"Yikes, poor fella; I don't blame him though. If it were me, I would've passed out a long time ago." Replied Liz.

"Yeah, as soon you set foot on campus." She giggled, causing Elizabeth to glare and stick her tongue out at her. Ana smiled at her reaction and sat back so she could pay attention to what Jack had to say.

"Also," He continued, "These years have not been the easiest, but they have also not been the hardest. My classmates and me,"

"I, Jack, I!" Elizabeth shouted in a loud whisper.

"I mean, I and my classmates have experienced many things that we will never forget, such as...as...as..."

Ana sighed and rested her face in her hands, mumbling, "He's doomed," Under her breath.

The words finally hit him, "Such as the performances and assemblies, the trips, and the food fight that quite a few of us contributed in." The audience let out a short round of laughs and giggles before giving Jack a chance to continue, "I stand before yooouuu." He belched into the microphone.

"What in the?" Ana said, relifting her head in shock, "Did he just burp?"

"Yeah!" Elizabeth giggled along with the rest of the audience; Sparrow blushed.

"Excuse me." He apologized, "Er...I stand before you with my 2006 classmates."

"2005, Jack, 5!" Liz whispered.

"2005 classmates," He corrected, "as we enter into the world outside of our mother's houses."

"What about fathers, dude?" A random guy from the audience yelled, errupting laughter from everyone.

"Yeah, fathers too." Sparrow chuckled, "But as I was saying; we'll be leaving home, and using the great knowledge that our teachers and parents have taught us ever since we first started daycare...thank you." He finished, recieving applaud and cheers from the large crowd.

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"I blew it." Jack groaned quietly as he took his seat; the graduation was finally over and everyone was just sitting around and talking.

"Not exactly; it was more like uh...um...erm..."

"Jack you jacked that speech up." Will finished with a roll of his eyes at Ana's hesitant word choice; she glared and pinched him hard on the thigh. "Ow! I was just telling the truth! We all said that we would be straight forward with each other and that we wouldn't sugar-coa anything!"

"So!" Ana yelled, "We meant things like gossip and rumors! How would you like it if I told you that your head looked like a square, your hair looks like a ghetto Shirley Temple, and it looks like someone punched your face flat?"

The other three froze and stared at her in surprise. It was rare that Ana acutually turned on them, and even then she wasn't that harsh. Just as she was about to apologize for her outburst, Will responded, "Does my hair really remind you of Shirley Temple?"

Ana let out a frustrated sigh, "I give up!" And she stormed off, but not before she said one last thing to Sparrow, "And Jack?"

"Yes, love?"

"Just so you know, the correct way to talk about you and the rest of our classmates is 'my classmates and I' not 'I and my classmates." Then, she left to find something to drink.

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It was 5:00PM and everyone was going home. "So, what are you gonna-" Elizabeth was cut off at the familiar, and very annoying sound, of someone behind her. Jack, Ana, Elizabeth, and Will turned around to come face-to-face with no one other than...

"Will Smith!" Jack shouted.

Author Gibberish That No One Reads: I know, it's short. But, I couldn't think of anything else. Oh yeah! I'm starting to figure out that this whole beginning is not all that grand. Well, I actually had not fully planned out the whole 'graduation' thing, just the 'summer vacation' and the 'college days' part. So, that's why the beginning is such a drag, but, by the time they get to college and meet, and; you'll most likely need a change of pants, or skirt; I guess it depends on what you where that day...the girls I mean. (fill in the 3 blanks with 3 people you guess it's gonna be. Hint: 1 is a female)