Random drabbles of doom and pie!

by slinko

Join the FMA dudes as they step in moop poop, wear squid hats, turn into marshmellows, learn to read, run from killers, throw parties, dance with pandas in bikinis,and Eventually implode!

4. bad fanart

Dislciamer; I own the blue rhino. Not fma.

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Roy Mustang was walking down a hallway in centrel HQ. It was a relitivaly normal day. It had rained slightly at eleven, but that was all the wheather activity of the day. Roy glanced out a window as he walked by it. Roy in a dress. Normal, usual and...wait what?

Roy backtracked to the picture of him in a dress. It was clearly a fbad fanart. He just stood there, confused about this for a good five mintues. He then noticed a little button on the picture. He lifted an eyebrow and pressed the button. There was a short pause and then a speaker said,

" Roy Mustang is dead sexy...in a miniskirt!"

Roy blinked. WTF? WHAT? Roy got angry at this and burned the poster along with the speaker. Stupid fanart. Stupid fangirls. They had no taste. Edxroy? Honestly. Roy in a dress? Really. The things that people draw.