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Truth Or Dare Undead Style

Rosalie's Slave

Edward's P.O.V

Jessica's mouth dropped open, she looked me up and down oggling openly, then...she fainted!

"THAT'S IT!" I heard someone say.

Bella popped up from the clothes rack and began walking over, Emmett popped up as well.

"But...Bella!" he whined.

Bella turned around to glare at him and his face turned from pleading to scared in a matter of seconds before he ran back to the clothes rack to hide.

Bella stamped over to me.

"Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, get your but back in that change room right now and get some clothes on!!!!!" I smiled and leaned down to kiss her greatfully before rushing back in to change.

When I came out Jessica was still unconcious. So we dragged her bacak to the car and drove her home putting her in her room, before returning to our house.

On the way there Bella and I had an intimate moment as I expressed my gratitude towards her saving me.

I wasn't sure who to pick, the only one's left were Jasper, Rosalie, and Bella.

I wasn't going to pick Jasper, I really didn't want the severe mood swings for the next week that he was thought threating me with, and Bella was out of the question after what she had just done for me. So all that left was Rosalie.

I turned to look at her and she rose her eyebrow as if daring me to try it. I sighed, this would not be pretty.

"Rosalie, Truth or Dare?"

She glared at me and her thought's screamed several swear words at me before she replied curtly "Dare."

Okay, good now all I need to do is think of a dare and I can get some revenge. I browsed the minds of my siblings for any ideas.

Alice - I can't wait to take Bella shopping, it's going to be so much fun!

Jasper - Ugh, stupid game, I feel nervous, hateful,annoyed, and happy. I'm so confused!

Rose - This game is so lame.

Emmett - Hahahah I can't believe Jessica's reaction! She looked like a fish with her mouth open like that! And Mike! OMC like who the hell's afraid of garbage cans?! I wonder what he does when he sees one in his house? Humans have garbage cans in their houses right? Then again his garbage can probobley has a picture of Bella on it, it's scary how obsessed he is, we should get Bella to take self defense classes in case she ever bumps into him when we're not there shudder.

Wow, I never thought I'd think this but Emmett's thoughts have to be the most original here, and that gives me and idea!

"Rosalie, I dare you to dress up as a arbage can and stalk Mike around his house making funny noises and calling him names. Plus whenever he turns to look at you, you have to act naturel, and make sure nobody but Mike sees you so it seems like he's going crazy."

I couldn't help but smile at the last part, but as I thought over my dare I wondered if I should be more specific, Rosalie acting naturel doesn't mean she thinks being quiet is naturel for a garbage can...Oh well.

Rosalie's P.O.V

Ugh, why does everything involve Mike tonight? He's such a creap, like seriously? How creepy can you get? Whatever I guess this isn't the worse dare I could have gotten it's more make fun of Mike dare than embarasss Rosalie.

I nodded breifly and ran upstairs quickly donning Alice's discarded garbage costume, I looked breifly in the mirror.

Hmmm, even as a garbage can I'm stunning. :) This might actually be fun.

I smiled at myself and went baack downstairs.

I laughed when I saw everyone's expressions and figured they were probobley thinking the same thing I was only moments ago.

"Well, come on let's go!"

We all piled back into the carsw and returned to Mike's house.

Emmett ran around the house to check where Mike was before I started.

He came back moments later looking disgusted. "He's in the bathroom shaving his legs." .

Bella stared at Emmett in horror before bursting into fit's of giggles, setting off everyone else.

This Mike kid has serious issuses.

I quickly ran into the house, praying he would be done by the time I got there, Mike shaving was not on my want to see list. Thankfully when I got to the bathroom he had just finished and was heading for his room.

I stalked him quietly at first waiting for the opertune moment, finally bored with his slow pace I decided to have some fun.

"Hey!Pssst...Mike!"

Mike jumped at the sound of my voice and whipped around to see where the noise was coming from.

I almost lost my composure when I saw the look of horror on his face, this is too funny. He stared for a couple seconds before begining to back away slowly, grabbing a broom from a nearby closet and trying to shoo me away.

I ran vampire speed and appeared behide him, it took him a couple seconds to realize I had disappeared so he continued backing up. RIGHT INTO ME!

Ugh OMC loser cooties!

"You LOSER!" I screamed "You touched me!!!!!"

Mike gave a girly scream and started running away. I quickly ran and blocked his path, slowly advancing on him menacingly.

"You're going to pay for bumping into me!"

Mike fell to his knees in front of me.

"Please Mr. Garbage can! Don't kill me! I'll do anything you want! Anything!"

"Mr?MR?!!! I'm a girl jackass, if bumping into me didn't make me want to kill you enough that comment definatley did!...Wait did you say anything?"

Mike nodded enthusiastically, cheered that I was considering an alternative to killing him.

Hmmm...this could be interesting...

Okay sorry if isn't not the update you were looking for but I need to think of ideas! If you guys want me to have a certain dare or make Mike do something in particular in this one please review and ask me and I'll see what I can do! Please review and tell me what you think so far I'm going to need the inspiration of reaching 30 reviews before I update ;) I know evil me, again. Thx for the support and I'll be waiting to hear from you guys!