Amazonian Switcheroo
Part 4
Ranma was kissing her.
She couldn't believe it. She was kissing Ranma. Ranma's lips were on her own. And they were both girls.
Akane was having a deep passionate kiss with a girl.
And it was good.
Ranma moaned as Akane returned the kiss, her hands on the former boy's arms. Ranma's hands held the tomboy's head.
Passersby watched the couple with interest, some with disgust.
The two girls disn't care. For once in their lives, they were happy. They felt content.
They felt RIGHT.
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Shampoo was having a terrible day.
First Ryoga beat him into a pulp. Then Kodachi tried to do.....something unspeakable to him. And then some random martial artist had challenged him to duel, having heard of the legendary Ranma Saotome. Of course, since Shampoo was already exhausted from the previous fights, he was beaten soundly. And then Mousse chased after him again.
Finally, he collapsed to the ground outside Tofu's clinic, physically exhausted.
And then Tofu stomped all over his body, due to the presence of Kasumi.
Shampoo cursed his life as he fell unconcious yet again.
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Ranma giggled as Akane walked down the street with her, an arm draped around the lavender haired girl's shoulders. Ranma leaned against the tomboy, sighing contently.
They stopped when they realised that they had arrived in front of the Tendo home. Ranma looked nervously at Akane, who was returning the expression.
"I guess I'll have ta find my own place now." Ranma said, looking sad.
Akane gripped the other girl hard. "No. We just worked things out. I'm sure if I explain..."
"No. They won't believe us. If they do, they still won't agree. They're too old fashioned, too narrow minded. They'll find some other, perverted way to join the schools."
"Please, don't go." Akane was crying.
Ranma hugged the tomboy reassuringly. "It's okay. I'll visit you. I won't leave you. I love you too much." She removed herself from the girl. "But I can't stay here. I'll tell you when I find a place to stay."
Akane nodded, and gave the lander haired girl a short, sad kiss. Ranma turned away, and left.
Akane went into the house and went straight to her room. She just wanted to be alone now. She didn't want to see anyone else until Ranma came back.
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Elsewhere, in a clinic somewhere near Furinkan High, Shampoo groaned in pain.
So much PAIN.
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It turned out that Ranma didn't have to look far. Cologne had spotted the former boy wandering the street, and had quickly led her to the Nekohanten.
Ranma had chastised herself. In all the commotion and revelations, she had forgotten a crucial fact. She looked like Shampoo now.
And so, taking advantage of the situation, she quickly took on the role of the amazon bimbo. Which was quite easy, since all she had to do was pretend to cook up some scheme to catch herself, beat up Mousse for being an idiot, and do some waitressing.
So far, she hadn't aroused any suspicion.
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Tofu Ono went into room in his clinic where Ranma (read: Shampoo) was resting. He had come to see if the boy had healed yet.
No such luck. The cursed martial artist was still groaning in pain, mumbling something about revenge, then falling back into deep sleep.
Tofu turned and left. He had other patients to attend to.
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It was the middle of the night. Akane was asleep, when the sound of the window opening awoke her. She stared bleary eyed at the lavender haired figure.
"Shampoo...?"
The girl smiled, amused. "I'll forgive you because you're still sleepy. But next time, you won't be so lucky."
Akane shook her head, and then she grabbed Ranma in a tight embrace.
"Don't leave me ever again. I miss you too much."
"It's just been one day." Ranma pointed out.
Akane blushed. "But I love you. I can't stand not seeing your beautiful face." She removed herself from the former boy. "So, how'd the house-hunting go?"
"I've found a place."
"Where?"
Ranma paused a little, her face pale.
"The Nekohanten."
"WHAT!?"
Ranma covered the tomboy's mouth with her hand. "Shhh. I don't want anyone ta wake up and find us. Look, I can visit you at night and during the day. I can trick the Old Ghoul into thinkin' I'm trying to catch "Ranma". But, in reality, I can go to school with and go on a date when we're free."
Akane nodded. "Sounds alright."
"For tonight, I'm stayin' with you. But only for tonight."
Akane nodded again, smiling. She embraced her fiance, well, fiancee, and the two slowly lay into the bed together, and quickly drifted into sleep, dreaming of a beatiful life together.
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Shampoo dreamed as well. He dreamt of beating Ranma Saotome. And then he dreamt of a horrible Ryoga/Mousse monster alternating between trying to kill him, and proclaiming love for her. Then he dreamt of a man with a platter of cheese slices and wearing a hat with cheese slices decorating it. Then he dreamt he got electrocuted by a cute alien in a tiger stripe bikini.
Then he groaned in pain as he woke up.
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I decided to end on a lighter note again.
Get my references at the end?
Damn, I was going to reveal the effect on the curses here. Maybe next time.
Hope ya enjoyed it! And please comment!