This chapter has a bit less of Len being physically harmed. What it does have is flirting, (attempts at) shagging and no school. As you should be able to tell from the title.
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I looked out of the window at the rain pouring down the streets. It was 11:30 am and school had been called off because it had flooded. I'd never seen it rain so hard in my life, but I wasn't complaining. We'd spent about five minutes at school before the rain started leaking through the roof, and Neru- whose classroom was on the top floor. So now she was lying in what would normally be my bed (I'm never going to let go the fact she took my bed- I love that bed) with a cold. Oh, and Neru had had to go back into school for her clearly very important mock exams. Despite the fact we aren't having the real exams for another two years. Really, my school is full of idiots.

"Len, come watch T.V. with me!"
That was the third time she had asked that. I decided, against my better judgement, to say yes this time.
"Len, hurry up!"
"Okay, okay. I'm just coming."
I opened the door to see her laid on the bed (still my bed), the covers up to her neck. The T.V. mounted on the wall in view of both my and Rin's beds was turned to one of those stupid talent shows. The X Factor or whatever.
"Len, get the remote for me."
It was on the bedside table (my bedside table), in arms reach for her. I got it anyway.
"We're not watching this rubbish."
"But one of the boys in it is hot! He's singing now!" she protested.
"If you want to see hot people, you have me."
She muttered something I couldn't quite hear, probably telling me I was lucky she was sick or else she'd kill me. She's nice and friendly like that. I changed the channel
despite her trying to grab the remote out of my hands, but there wasn't anything good on. At all. Stupid, crappy daytime shows.
"Can we watch a movie?"
I glanced over at Neru to see she was holding one of Rin's favourite movies. It was about a vampire, a werewolf, and a girl who has problems making her mind up. You can probably gather the rest from there.
"You can watch it. I'm going to go make lunch."
"Isn't it a bit early?"
"I'll take any alternative to watching that film. Bye!"
I slipped back out of the room and headed to the kitchen to make soup. Nothing fancy. Banana soup, maybe. But Neru doesn't like bananas. Tomato soup, then. Everyone likes tomato soup. Before long I was back in me and Rin's room, a bowl of tomato soup in hand. The T.V. was still off. I guess Neru couldn't be bothered to get out of bed.
"Oh, you actually made something."
"Of course. How could I resist making something for someone so lovely and beautiful?"
I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of insults, but none came.
"How come you're so nice to me?"
I winked at her, "Cause I wanna get in your pants. Here, eat the soup."
She didn't take the soup, so I put it on the bedside table as she asked, "So, what was that about wanting to get in my pants?"
"Oh, flirting back now are we?"
"Oh, being condescending now, are we?"
"Oh, getting annoyed now, are we?"
"Oh, failing to come up with a good comeback now, are we?"
"Wait, was that saying I didn't have a good comeback or saying you didn't have a good comeback?"
Neru grinned, "Take a guess."
"Well, that's completely unhelpful."
"Just let me eat this soup in peace. I'm sure it's quite good."
Sitting down on the edge of the bed, I leaned in closer to Neru, "Ah, I think you will find I am a man of many talents, my dear."
"My dear? Oh dear Len. Oh dear."
"You don't seem to be pushing me away."
"That's 'cause I'm sick. I can't lift stuff as heavy as you."
"Ouch. You wounded my pride. I must have revenge."
Quickly I climbed into the bed next to Neru.
"Why did you just get into bed with me?"
"You'll see." I grinned to myself as I put my arms around her waist.
"Hey. Don't move your hands any lower."
"How about higher?"
"Do you really need to ask?"
"I'm going to take that as meaning yes." I replied in a singsong voice as I moved my hands up slightly. She jumped out of the bed quickly, or rather tried to. I still had my arms around her, however, and both of us ended up falling onto the floor, me on top of her. She was wearing only her bra and knickers, which had a matching polka dot pattern on.
"It didn't mean yes, did it?" I asked. Neru tried to stop herself from smiling, but couldn't quite. So, trying to hide said smile, she headbutted me. It probably wouldn't have hurt so much if I hadn't been leaning in at the same moment, but it was enough to get me off her.
"Ouch. That hurt. What did I ever do to you?"
"What, apart from try to grab my boobs?"
"It was only a joke. Anyway, you seemed like you wanted it," She raised her fist and I threw my arms up defensively, "Joke, joke!"
She was probably about to hit me when the door swung open. Rin and Mikuo stumbled in- well, actually just Mikuo stumbled in, Rin's legs were around his waist. Yeah. That's my sister there, her lips all over my best friend's face, her legs around his waist and her skirt hitched up whilst I'm lying on the ground cowering in fear of a girl in her bra and knickers. Kind of awkward. The situation was only made worse when Mikuo dropped Rin onto the floor upon seeing us. She fell onto Neru, who fell onto me, leaving trapped underneath my sister and a very scantily clad Neru. The whole "sister" part is the bad part, of course. Oh, and Mikuo being in the room. Just stood there in shock.
"Mikuo," I said weakly, "Next time you try to shag my sister, do it right. I was really getting somewhere with Neru."
She hissed in my ear, probably trying to say something. But Rin was surprisingly heavy, and my knee was in her stomach to stop her from saying anything. Then, just for fun, I winked at her.
What a fun day I've had. Although, at least Neru never actually technically hurt me. I must be making progress!