THANKS GUYS FOR UNDERSTANDING MY FAIL! BUT I'LL TRY MY VERY BEST TO MAKE THIS BETTER AND ACTUALLY WORTH READING! ALSO, I WANTED TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO ANOTHER AWESOME HETALIA TRUTH OR DARE AUTHOR: PHANTOM (scarletphantom55) YOU'RE AWESOME DON'T LET ANYONE PUT YOU DOWN! OH! ALMOST FORGOT TO MENTION: THIS IS JUST A SPECIAL CHAPTER, I'LL CONTINUE CHAPTER 3 SOON. SINCE I HAVEN'T GAVE MADELINE A GOOD PRESANT FOR HER BIRTHDAY, I'M GOING TO JUST DO THIS SPECIAL CHAPTER FOR HER! ^-^b
Emily: *jumps into the empty room* HEY GUYS! *looks around and notices no one is there* W-what? Why isn't anyone here yet o.o
America: *walks in, yawns* Oh, hey Emily~
Emily: America! Hey, where is everyone?
America: Hm? I don't know *yawns*
Emily: Didn't sleep last night?
America: No~ I was up all night watching a scary movie with Japan.
Emily: Japan? *smiles happily*
America: Yep! No one else wanted to watch the movie with me. So...since no one's here, what do we do?
Emily: Well... I wanted to throw a surprise party for Izi-chan.
America: Why? Is it her birthday or something?
Emily: Yeah! But... no one else is here. I can't make a party on my own. *goes to Gloomy Corner*
America: Well, I'm here! THE HERO WILL HELP YOU MAKE AN AWESOME PARTY~! *does "hero" pose*
Emily: *couldn't help but smile* Mm, alright. But we have to work hard and make sure that Izi-chan doesn't find out.
America: Right!
Emily: Also, we have to make sure no one else knows what we're doing here?
America: But I thought you needed help?
Emily: I do. But we can't just have people just walking in here and shouting out what we're doing!
America: Oh~ right!
France: Bon jour! What are you two do- *isthrownintotheclosest*
Emily: Good job America!
America: Just doing what heroes do! *does "hero" wink*
Emily: *rolls eyes* Come on! Let's get started!
-*Later, America and Emily are at the grocery store*-
Emily: Hm~ We're going to need a cake-
America: OBVIOUSLY!
Emily: *glares at America then sighs* and some ice-cream too.
America: ICE-CREAM! *throws his fists into the air*
Emily: America! Don't just start shouting, people are staring!
PeopleInTheStore: *stop to stare at the weird man with his fist in the air*
America: TCH! THEY'RE ALL JUST LOOKING AT THE AWESOME HERO THAT STANDS BEFORE THEM!
PeopleInTheStore: *mumble* weirdo~
Emily: *sighs and facepalm* ugh. *mumbles* America...
England: You git!
Emily&America: Huh? *turns to see England standing in the bread aisle*
England: *sighs* Would you please stop acting so childish?
Emily&America: IGGY!
England: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
PeopleInTheStore: *turn and stare at the shouting British man*
England: *notices people staring then sweatdrops* ahem! What are two doing anyway?
America: This is a store. Can't we come to buy stuff or what?
England: I meant, what are two doing here TOGETHER?
America: Oh~ just chillin'
Emily: *evil smirk* Why do you ask~?
England: *sees what Emily means then blushes* NO BLOODY REASON!
Emily: Mhm... *coughs* jealous! *cough*
America: *is looking at a chocolate bar, didn't hear what Emily said*
England: *clearly heard and is blushing more* I AM NOT BLOODY HELL JEALOUS!
PeopleInTheStore: *stops once again to look at the shouting British*
America: Iggy, stop shouting. You're embarrassing yourself *pats England's back*
Emily: Yeah~ Iggy *still with the evil smirk*
England: *gloomy* I...hate...you.
America: Don't worry, if you think we're on a date! NYAHAHA *smacks England's back... and a bit to hard*
England: *is nearly knocked to the ground* AS IF I BLODDY CARE! NOW JUST ANSWER THE BLOODY HELL QUESTION!
Emily: *STILL smirking* it's a secret *winks*
England: W-what?
America: Ah~! Come on Emily! Let Iggy join us, he won't tell anyone! He'll also help, right Iggy?
England: What the bloody hell are you talking about?
Emily: We're throwing a surprise party for Izi-chan's birthday.
America: YEAH! AND WE'RE HERE TO BUY CAKE AND ICE-CREAM!
England&Emily: STOP SHOUTING! WE CAN HEAR YOU!
PeopleInTheStore: *are starting to get annoyed with the noise the three keep making*
LittleGirl: *walks to the three* Hey old lady, old man, crazy old man. Shut up. *mom quickly takes her daughter away*
Emily&England&America: O.O
Emily: Did that BRAT just called me OLD?
America: NYAHAHA~ SHE CALLED YOU A CRAZY OLD MAN, IGGY!
England: *glares at America* I think she clearly meant you!
Emily: Ugh, whatever! Iggy now that you know our secret, you have no choice but to help us.
England: *sighs* Fine.
America: YAY!
PeopleInTheStore: *throws food at the three*
-*2 hours later, Emily is putting away the grocery with the help of England. And America is watching television*-
England: *sigh* now we need to decorate this place.
Emily: Damn! But we don't have any decorations *starts getting upset*
England: Hm...
America: *shouts from the main room* CHINA DOES!
Emily: Really?
England: Yes, and a lot of it.
China: *walks in* Did I hear my name, aru?
Emily: CHINA! *runs to China* Do you have any decorations?
China: Hm? Uh, yes I do. But Japan has them, aru?
Emily: Can you PLEASE get them?
China: Uh, okay... but why?
America: We're throwing a surprise party for Madeline!
Emily: *throws a tomato (out of nowhere) at America* Keep your mouth shut, would ya?
China: Mm, okay. I'll be back soon *walks out*
Emily: Okay. While China gets the decorations, we'll work on...hm... INVITAIONS!
America: YEAH!
Emily: NO WAIT!
England&America: O.o?
Emily: How about we first think of some entertainment for the party?
England: What does she like?
Emily: Music would be one.
America: What kind?
Emily: Uhm... techno. I think...
England: Techno? Do you know any techno music?
Emily: Not really...but I remember some that she told me that she likes... like uh, Skrillex?
England: Skrillex?
America: I heard of them!
Emily: Yeah...one song she told me about by them was called slats slats slats... I think?
England: Okay then...
Emily: well... let's see. My idea of a party is 1. Food.
America: CHECK!
Emily: 2. Music.
England: Got it.
Emily: 3. Decorations.
China&Japan: Here!
Emily: Hm? OH! JAPAN!
China: He insisted on coming, aru.
Japan: I hope you do not mind Emily-chan.
Emily: Not at all! *is secretly super happy*
Japan: So what have you done so far for the party?
England: Music
America: Food
China: And I guess the decorations, which we should set up right now aru.
England: Don't worry China. America will help with that.
America: WHY ME?
England&Emily: BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING YET!
America: YES I HAVE!
England&Emily: NOTHING IMPORTANT!
America: *pouts* fine!
Emily: Okay...while that's busy being done the next thing on my list is 4. Entertainment.
Japan: Maybe Italy-kun could help us with that.
Emily: YEAH!
Malora&Italy: *walks in*
Emily: SPEAK OF THE DEVIL! ITALY! *tackles Italy into a hug*
Italy: VE? Please don't tell me I have a dare to do~!
Malora: She better not! Because that would mean they started without me!
Emily: No! No dare! We just need entertainment, Italy can you help us?
Malora: "us"?
China: Hi, aru.
England: Hello.
America: YO~!
Japan: *bows* nice seeing you again, Malora-chan.
Malora: O.o... hey...guys? What's going on?
Italy: It's a party! I could tell!
Emily: ^-^ Yep! You're right Italy. It's for-
Malora: Madeline's birthday?
Emily: Yeah. And we need Italy to provide the entertainment.
Italy: Ve~ okay! *runs out*
Emily: O.o? Where is he going?
Inu-kun: *walks in* I saw Italy run in a field of cats? Can anyone explain to me what is going on?
Emily: WHERE WERE YOU?
Inu-kun: I had some errands that I needed to tend to.
Emily: Since when did you have "errands" to do?
Inu-kun: Since you started school and Truth or Dare: Hetalia Doki Party.
Emily: *sigh* whatever...
China&America: Done!
Emily: AWESOME!
Prussia: *walks in with Italy behind him* Did someone call the AWESOME me?
Emily: Prussia?
Germany: *walks in (as well)* Italy told us you needed some help.
Emily: Good job, Italy!
Italy: ^-^!
Malora: Has anyone even seen Madeline anywhere?
Everyone: No.
Malora: *facepalm* so how do you know if she's coming or not. How can you guys tell she won't walk in on you guys?
Everyone: *stares at Emily*
Emily: … Oh! Don't worry, Hungary is keeping an eye on her!
Everyone: Hungary?
Emily: Yep! Now the last thing on my list of an awesome party i-
Inu-kun: Wait! Please do not tell me you have been following her list?
Everyone(except Malora&Prussia&Germany): *nods*
Inu-kun: … did she state her fifth item on the list?
Everyone: No.
Inu-kun: *sigh* Emily...
Emily: 5. YAOI!
Everyone: O_O
Malora: YEAH!
Japan: *creepy grin*
Hungary: *pops in out of nowhere* DID SOMEONE SAY YAOI?
Emily: Yep! I sai- HEY! Why aren't you with Izi-chan?
Hungary: Oh! I was coming to tell you that's she's on her way!
Emily: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO BEFORE?
Hungary: Got distracted with the word yaoi. I can't help it!
Emily: *sigh* EVERYONE HIDE!
Everyone: *quickly starts to hide in a spot they think they won't get spotted in*
Emily: *whispers* is everyone ready?
Everyone: Yes!
Emily: Good, I hear her coming! Stay quiet! *turns off lights and quickly hides under the table next to Inu-kun*
Madeline: *sneezes (Achoo!) opens the door* The lights are off. No ones here, so I guess I'll leave.
Emily: ! *starts thinking then-* Meow~!
Madeline: Hm? *turns around*
Greece: *walks in* Kitty~
Madeline: Greece?
Greece: Hi...have you...seen the...kitty?
Madeline: O.O um...no.
Everyone(except Japan&Italy): *jumps out of there hiding spots* SURPRISE!
Madeline: HOLY ?
Emily: Izi-chan! *tackles Madeline for a hug*
Madeline: E-Emily? *awkwardly pats Emily's back*
Emily: HAPPY BIRTHDAY~!
Madeline: huh?
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Madeline: My birthday?
Emily: Yep! It's a party just for you! (A/N: Since I failed to get you anything nice in real life...sorry)
America: WE GOT FOOD AND A HERO *shoves a hamburger in his mouths*
England: Music. *Skrillex starts playing*
Austria: *pops out of nowhere* Or I can play you something on my piano.
China: Decorations! *balloons and confetti falls from the ceiling*
Inu-kun: Entertainment. *takes out some games and movies*
Emily: AND YAOI! *shoves England into America's arms*
Madeline: O.O … T-thanks guys!
America: It was Emily's idea! *blushes as England quickly moves away*
Madeline: Thanks Emily. ^-^
Emily: I *looks down* ...just hope it's good. Because I know it's not enough! But I hope a real life hug would also be good!
Madeline: ^-^ Emily...thank you!
Prussia: Has anyone seen Italy?
China: ...and Japan, aru?
Emily: AHH I ALSO LOVE JAPANXITALY! X3
Malora: I saw them both hide in the closet.
Emily&America: O_O! OH NO!
Emily: *runs to open the closet door* O_O
-*France's hand was under Italy's shirt while his other hand was inside Japan's shirt. When Japan saw Emily, he quickly try to escape France's hand. But France had a strong grip! Italy was also crying but at the same time blushing. France just had a sick perverted smile as he licked the two scared nation's ears*-
Greece: O.O … *he quickly ran into the closet and kicked France's face (HA XD) knocking France back* Hmph! *quickly pulls Japan out* Are you...okay?
Japan: H-hai! A-as long as I d-don't get near France f-for awhile!
Italy: *quickly runs out and hugs Malora* TT^TT M-Malora-chan~!
Malora: It's okay Italy *pats Italy's head* Don't worry... *gives France a death glare* PRUSSIA! GERMNAY! HELP ME BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF FRANCE! NOW!
Prussia&Germany: OKAY! *are very pissed off*
Madeline: O.O
Emily: I'm sorry Izi-chan, for the … uh... ruined moment.
Madeline: It's okay! It'll make me feel better if I can listen to Skrillex while eating hamburgers and watching America and England make out ^-^
Emily: O_O...DEAL!
~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADELINE!~