(Chapter Six: Really Bad Eggs!)

I whipped around to find Blackbeard looking straight down at me. I gave a moronic smile and backed a few steps away. I ran into Jack who's sword was dripping with blood. He gave Blackbeard an evil glare, then, smiled and pushed me out of the way. "Hey!"

I yelled as Jack's arm gently pushed me to his left. Blackbeard's five remaining crew quickly took out their swords and charged for me. I gulped as all of our swords crashed together making a loud bang; that could be heard all the way back in Port Royal. I quickly ran to the main mast and scurried up it, hurriedly reaching the top. The wind seemed to pick up because of the altitude.

I looked over at Blackbeard and Jack, Jack seemed to have the upper hand. I smiled and laughed a little, but then the boat swayed and I fell flat between the legs. "Oh!" The five other pirates said and then I heard an "ouch" I quickly gathered myself back up and stood up as straight as I could. I readied my sword when one of the pirates gasped "so the rumors are true!"

He yelled pointing to my sword. I gave a smile and looked at my beloved sword "Yeah, they are mates. Now, first?" I asked and one of them rushed toward me almost falling off the mast. We locked swords, and he started pushing me toward the edge so I pushed back.

His sword came in contact with my arm and blood started dribbling down it and onto the pole. He smiled and laughed a little "hurts, no?" He asked, I suddenly had a flashback to when we were fighting the Spaniards on land.

"No" I growled with an evil smile and pushed the pirate to his death. He quickly plummeted towards the deck until he landed on a barrel filled with gunpowder. The wooden shards killed him easily. I wiped my face with my unbloodied hand and said "alright, who's next?" Two pirates looked at each other and rushed toward me.

I quickly fell backwards into the crows nest. The two unfortunate pirates ran right off the pole and into the ocean where when they hit the water they instantly perished. I smiled, then looked up at one of the two remaining pirates. He said "goodbye!" and jumped off the pole falling through the first deck.

I looked up to see that the last one wasn't there. I looked around and saw him flying around on a rope aiming a gun at my head. I gasped and reached for my gun.

It wasn't there.

I quickly looked down to see an empty gun holster. I then heard a gunshot and saw the pirate fall into the ocean with a bleeding temple. I glanced down to see Jack with a smoking gun and in front of him a dead pirate. Blackbeard.

I gasped and squealed with delight. I quickly took a rope and swung my way down. "Jack..you've...you've...you've slayed Blackbeard!" I stuttered hugging him tightly, inhaling his perfume of sea salt and rum.

"Don't want him disturbing our wedding now do we, love?" Jack asked with a smile. I smiled back.

"How'd you do it?" I asked scanning Jack's face.

"Hey, you have your way to kill people and I have mine" Jack said wrapping his arms around my waist and hugging me, his hugs were always so warm!

"So, you're not even going to tell your wife?" I asked pushing hair out of his face and leaning closer to him.

"Fine, but only to you, I shot him five times in the chest and then stuck him about twenty with my cutlass" Jack said kissing my cheek, I giggled.

"Oh, you're such a hero" I said placing my hands on his chest and giving him a kiss on the lips. Gibbs came up behind me and handed Jack a bottle of rum.

"Permission to celebrate Mr. and Mrs. Sparrow?" Gibbs asked with a grin.

"Granted" Jack and I said at the same moment.

"Mr. Gibbs" Jack said walking close to Gibbs, dragging me along with him.

"Aye, captain?"

"You may throw my hat if you like" Jack said, handing Gibbs his hat, Gibbs quickly took it up.

"Aye, aye, sir! Hooray!" Gibbs yelled throwing Jacks hat.

"Now, go get it" Jack ordered. Gibbs stopped celebrating and went on the hunt for Jacks hat, I giggled and kissed my new husband again. "Brittney" Jack said halting the kiss, I looked up to him. "I'm sorry about Kayla...I know she was close to you" Jack said with a sigh.

"She still is" I whispered, just then, a strange wind blew and I thought I saw her face in the clouds. But I could be hallucinating. "We must tell the other pirate lords" I giggled to Jack. He smiled but on the inside I knew he didn't care. Charlotte came out of nowhere and jumped up behind Jack and I, hugging us.

"Man! I love weddings! Just as much as I love being a pirate!" Charlotte screamed, I gave an evil smile and sung.

"We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs!"

"Drink up me hardies, yo ho!" Jack, Charlotte and I all yelled, then we laughed. Little did we know someone was going to rain on our little wedding parade.

(Chapter Seven: One For the Gallows...One For the Pirate)

11:20AM, Port Royal, the Gallows

"With your willful crimes against the crown, these crimes being numerous in quantity, and sinister in nature you are hereby charged with piracy, Impersonating an officer of the Royal navy, arson, pilfering, deprivation of the crown for these crimes you will be hanged by the neck until dead, may god have mercy on you soul" the Town Clerk said just before two men put a noose around the young woman's head. The woman then smiled and winked but to whom? No one knew. The executioner pulled the lever but the boarded which layed underneath the girl stayed stationary. She looked over at the executioner with a small smile.

She then tapped the floor with her foot to the beat of 'Hoist the Colours'. Everyone in the crowd became anxious. They wanted to see a hanging without getting cooked by the now beating down sun. The executioner then scratched his head, let the lever go back up, and then pulled it down as hard as he could. Still the board stayed stiffly under the woman's feet.

They then took the woman out from underneath the noose and to another. Same thing happened, the bottom held strong. They then put the woman off to the side and the Town Clerk put his head in the noose, then told the executioner to pull the lever. He figured he would be fine seeing nothing happen to the woman. The wood creaked and groaned but the bottom fell off and the Town Clerk fell doing the dance of death.

The men in the crowd turned away while all the women shrieked in horror. The Clerk's feet stopped twitching and the executioner pulled the Clerk's carcass back up to the top of the platform. The woman smiled and waited. She wasn't stupid, no, far from it. She was just biding her time.

The woman finished 'Hoist the Colours' and it seemed everyone became quiet once again. The woman sighed. "Troublesome thing...death...we spend all of our life thinking of how it will claim us...yet, no one knows how or why it comes for them so early or late...and I'm here to say..today...is not...my day" The woman said tilting her head. The executioner scratched his head in confusion. She smiled at him then putting two fingers in her mouth she whistled.

All of a sudden pirates jumped out from underneath the platform and from the crowd. The pirates surrounded the woman, backs to her and swords in front. Trying to protect her. All of a sudden you heard a yell come from above and another pirate swung down clutching a rope, he held is arm out and pulled the woman with him until they reached the top of the stone building which surrounded them. "Jack!"

She shrieked hugging the pirate tightly."Sparrow!" The executioner yelled at the two.

"Captain! Captain Sparrow!" Jack yelled down "well, it's now Sparrows" Jack added smiling at his blond-haired, blue eyed, pirate wife. She smiled at him.

"Now...may I do the honors?" The woman asked Jack. Jack nodded and she sighed turning to the shocked crowd and executioner "you will all remember this day as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow" She said.

"And Captain Brittney Sparrow" Jack added, then Jack swung the rope back, took a good hold of Brittney and they fell down...down into the ocean below where around the cove sailed a beautiful pirate ship with black sails...