Sorry people, I have decided not to do the Rosalie story, it may be released in later chapters though.

This does include Renesmee, so it is a BD spoiler if not readBella's POV

So, you all know Renesmee. Cute, adorable, half vampire, half-human.

This was about her two-week mark. She already had a two year olds body. In addition, mind. Moreover, it was time for the worst part yet. As Edward called it…The potty time.

She peed on a regular human basis, but it came suddenly like vampires. It smelled fine to humans, but strong to vampires.

We taught her to use the potty, and she learned fast. We were happy with her and us for managing it.

One moment, after Edward and I had our "Fun" we got up and got dressed.

That is when it hit us, we smelt her pee.

We had taught her to flush it or go in the woods, so why could I smell it?

I went into her room and she had not peed the bed, but there was pee on her…everything. Oh no, Esme would have a fit.

It was on the carpet, chair, little couch, and even her big teddy bear.

She was already in the kitchen so I came down, motioning Edward to wait.
"What?"
"I have to talk to Renesmee, alone."

He stood there trying to figure out what I meant. Then he must have read her mind, because his whole expression changed and he backed up a little.

"I'll see if I can get it out"

"Thanks" I kissed his cheek and sat next to Renesmee.
She looked quite proud. "Honey, what did you do to your room"
She looked at me as if I was stupid. "It's mine; I can do what I want"
"No, it's mommies and daddies, and that doesn't explain why you peed all over it"

"I said it was mine. Jacob pees on his stuff when he's a wolfie."

Oh, Jacob had taught her this.

I could already hear Edward slam himself through her window(while braking it) and run away.

Edward's POV

How could he. My daughter, my little daughter, teaching her to pee over everything. Maybe I was taking this too far, but for him to teach her to soil her room. ARRGH.

I was finally at the cave he called home. I could smell his wolf pee. Then a large, growling wolf came out of the bushes and stopped when it saw me.

Oh, hey Edward, what can I do you for?

"Do you know what she was doing last night?" Ok, I should have been quieter.

Calm down, she wasn't with me.

"I KNOW, SHE WAS BUSY SOILING HER ROOM"

Then what can I do this visit for?

"she said she learned it from you"

oh. He froze, thinking of what to say.

So Renesmee marks.

"Yeah, wait, what?"

I didn't teach her it though, she must have saw me do it, I'm so sorry Edward. I'll tell her not to.

"Wait, Mark?"

Oh, Animal thing. You know, marking our territory. I do it for fun and out of instinct sometimes. We mark what is ours.

"That's why this place smells like pee?"

Umm, I guess so, so, can you go now, I'm tired*cute wolfy yawn*

"Sure" I turned around and walked to our cabin at human pace.

Coming Soon… Edward and Jacob talk to Renesmee