Well as you can see it took me forever to update and i am sorry. i sorta met my deadline cuz todays monday...but that was what? 2, 3 weeks ago? anyway thanx for all the nice reviews and stuff. ive been trying to keep everyone in character so far...any OCness was brought on by pleasent smells. well yeah...here you go!

It Gives One The Feeling

"Scanning...scanning...SCANNING! Results found."

"Excellent," said Zim reading the computor's results. He had just finished putting a drop of the unknown blue substance onto his computor's scanners. "Oh! Of course! The molecules in that blue stuff are currently in a form that only irken intennae can pick up!" Zim slapped himself in the forehead. "Why couldn't I see that before!"

He turned and looked at the vile full of blue liquid.

"Well I guess I'll have to alter you somehow before you can be used against Dib." Zim pondered for a minute. "Maybe I can alter it to some type of acid...no that would take to long. I know I'll have to change the form of the molecules no matter what I do."

Gir had just recently entered the lab and was watching the bubbles in the liquid.

"WOOT! LOOKIT EM FLOAT!" he shouted. "I JUST WANNA EAT EM LIKE A CHUBBY BUNNY!" ((i have no idea where that came from))

"ERRRR! KEEP IT DOWN I'M TRYING TO WORK!" shouted Zim over Gir's babbling.

"OH YEAH! WELL I'M TRYIN TO WORK TOO!" shouted Gir right back. He then went back to staring at the bubbles.

"Wait that's it! If human affection is pain based, then maybe some unwanted attention will keep Dib distracted long enough for me to do...something." So Zim went back to work on changing the molecules in the formula. It had to have been at least 2:00am before Zim was even close to being finished.

"Uuuhggh...this is taking to long." he complained.

"Why don't you just blow up his head? AND THEN STUFF IT WITH WALNUTS!" screamed Gir.

"I never knew I would say this, but maybe you're right Gir!"

Zim made a few changes and now the liquid was a sickly green color. Zim grabbed aturkey baster and sucked some of it up, then sprayed it on the floor. It almost instantly burned a hole in the floor!

"Well, that's that!" said Zim proudly and he walked out of the lab. It was simple. When he next saw Dib, Zim would spray him, and he would explode! Simple.

However, as Zim disappeared from view, Gir was still in the lab.

"I'M GONNA PLAY SCIENTIST!" he announced and poured some of the blue stuff into the green stuff. It turned red. He smiled and walked out of the lab.

The Next Day

Zim had brought a small amount of the so called "lethal" formula to skool. It was currently in his pack. Upon sight of Dib he would spray him. And the KABOOM. Or so he thought. He was waiting for Dib on the sidewalk. Tak showed up first.

"ZIM!" she screamed, and the quickly strapped on a gas mask. "HA! I HAVE DEFENSES NOW! What do you think about that? huh?"

"Eh?" Zim just shrugged.

Tak walked up to him and shoved him aside. Hopefully there would be no more public displays of affection now. Zim went back to watching for Dib. He walked up the street just moments later.

"HA! DIB! YOUR MEDELING STOPS NOOOOOOOOWWW!" he shouted splashing Dib with the red stuff.

"What the hell Zim?" apparently all it had done was piss him off.

"What the? WHY DID YOU NOT EXPLODE!"

Dib sniffed himself.

"Did you just splash me with cherry soda?"

"GIIIIRRRR!" Zim knew it was Gir's fault."That little moron must've done something to it when I left the room. Damnit!" He pouted into the building. Dib sniffed himself again. This stuff smelled more like some cheap colone now. ((i don't think i spelled that right but oh well!))

Confused, Dib entered the building. It was only after he got the feeling that he was being followed, that he turned to see a whole group of giggling girls. Popular girls. Girls that would normally never come within a five foot radius of him unless by force.

What did they want?

OOOohhhh...guess you'll have to find out. This chapter was kinda short and crappy but it'll get better. And I still have no idea where that chubby bunny thing came from. It's nice to see that my first story is getting some reviews after being up since December. If you want to read it it's called Warp Hole Of Terrifying DOOM! and yeah...well Rand R people! Thanx!