"...Y-Yo, yo yo...pickled shrimp biscuits, unghh..."

"...W-What...?"

Fork groggily woke up and found himself suspended in mid-air, being held by something with a tight grip.

"Fire hydrant sex...c-cash money, Ronald..."

A voice spoke gibberish above his head, causing him to look up and SEE THAT HE WAS BEING HELD BY MC AKIO, WHO WAS USING HIM TO EAT A PLATE OF PICKLED SHRIMP BISCUITS. Fork SQUEALED and WRIGGLED as the anime rapper plunged his prongs into one of the PLUMP shrim loafs, filling Fork with pain and a terror. ""小便ニブル!" gargled Fork, kicking his fork legs like a disgusting baby. The anime raper suddenly dropped Fork and gapsed, choking a bit on his PLUMP shrim loafs! "Keep off the grASS?! My heart is on FIRE" explained MC Akio, smirking and winking at Fork.

"Tch...where's Tit, ya cowboy..." murmured Fronk, swiping shrimp bits out of his metal hair. "I'm right here, babe" belched Tito, who was actually sitting right next to Akio the whole time, not saying a single word and just staring at both of them, not ever blinking and only breathing one time holy shit. Tidus took a deep, greasy breath and scratched Akio's sleeve, purring like a sexually aroused cat; "STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT OR I'LL SHOOT" shrieked Akira, pulling out a Pac-Man amiibo covered in peanut butter. Fork squealed & LUNCHED HIMSELF INTO THE AIR, STABBING HISSELF INTO TIT'S TIT FOR SAFE KEEPING!

Toyota giggled like a guggle of grapes, grabbing the amiibo and shoving it down his evil throt to be converted to Tito Juices. "We need to talk, MC Akio."

The two rascals explanned their plight to the saucy amine wrapper over the course of four hours, telling the bab about Hugh Neutron's wrath and Kyoya's shocking betrayal above the volk. Akio shriggled, sipped a glass of hand sanitizer and then created his matser plan for our heroes. "Max Goof is the 14-year old son of Goofy Goof, don't forget the honey mutsrad,,,,,,,,,,," whispered Akoi, shuffling over to the front door & opening it to reveal an UGLY PIZZA DELIVERY WOLF

"Awoooooo..." [translator's note: pizza] said the wolf, handing Akio the pizza but before the pizza could finish beeing handud over to Akio Akio STUCK OUT HIS piNKY FINGER AND SLIT THE THROAT OF THE PISS WOLF, causing Tiddy to shrivel up & squeal like a banshee? "Peppa Pig...Peppa Pig gloves..." Akio barked, wrestling the pizza box out of the wolf's cold, ded paws. He shuffled over to Fork & opened the bocks, revealing a freaky deeky PROTAL inside instead of a peets. "PEPPA PIG GLOVES." Akio barked YET AGAIN, sending Fork into a FRANTIC FRENZY TO FIND THE FABLED PEPPA PIG GLOVES which were just sitting on the floor next to the garbage can

Frink slipped the pork gloves on, and felt a viOLENT surge of cosmic energy pulsate through his veins. MC Akio then looked at him and smiled a deeply sincere smile. "You must enter the pizza portal with your friend, Tito, and search for the one who glows with a crimson aura. Only then will you be able to become a real boy, and rid the world of shoobies once and for all." The PIG gloves then disintegrated, and Fork Jefferson knew what to do! MC Akio sobbed bitter bitter tears for no reason as Fork & Timothy rolled into the pasta box, entering the pordal to find their next adventure.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: okay so I know some people might be offended by the inclusion of the Peppa Pig Gloves but I honestly don't give a fcuck because this country is too politically correct and if I WANNA RIGHT A TALE that includes some Peppa Pig gluffs, I can do it so leave me alone, TomHanksFan2003. peace of shit...