Summary: Sora likes muffins, Axel can't stand to lose, and Sephiroth breeds perfect children...yes. Rated M for sexual themes and naughty language oh my! AkuRoku Main, RikuSora, Zemyx etc etc you get the gist :)
Disclaimer: Still not mine unfortunately, otherwise the games would be a little less disney xD
Chapter 4 Wake up call
"So, what was that we just did?" Sora asked as he and Riku walked back to the van, holding hands. Riku shook his head and chortled to himself "I sucked you off Sora." He even seemed quite shocked to hear himself say what had just happened. "Oh! Right. Well Riku thank you for that." Riku continued shaking his head, he never replied, he figured he would just humour the kid. When they eventually reached the van Riku opened the front door to check why the curtains had been shut, with this he found a sleeping Roxas leaning against a snoring Axel, he decided not to disturb them closing the door as quietly as he could. "C'mon So, it's the back for us" He grabbed Sora's hand once again and walked round to the back of the van, sliding open the door. They were both shocked at the sight, Demyx and Zexion both looked at Sora and Riku, caught like deer in headlights. "Um...heh...hi." Demyx ran a hand through his mohawked hair.
"Oh my god! Yay! Riku! They're in love just like us! Demyx have you sucked him off ye-" Riku saw it as his usual duty at that point to cover Sora's mouth and prevent any unwanted words slipping out from it. "What he means is are you two an item now?" Demyx grinned brightly and replied. "Yup! Boy love in the van! Wanna join us?" Sora climbed in without answering and sat on the cushioned corner that he and Riku had made years ago out of boredom. "Demyx, hate to rain on your parade but you better keep it down, lovebirds sleeping in the front and all that." Demyx looked back at the partition "Oh...sorry."
"On that note, Sora we better get some sleep, I'm pretty tired anyway and I'm sure you are too." Sora, taking the hint for once nodded and laid down beside Riku, wrapping his arms around him and nuzzling into his chest. "Night guys." Riku whispered and he too wrapped his arms protectively around the smaller boy, closing his eyes to bring back memories of the hours before.
Roxas awoke to the sound of birds outside, his sapphire eyes hazy and half-lidded. He let out a little yawn and sat up a little, happy that he was with Axel. He ran a hand through his hair tiredly and grimaced, "EW!" he looked at his hand to realise that his hair had been drooled on by none other than the slumbering redhead beside him. Axel began to open his eyes and grunted in a tired manner, "Whazzat?" He looked at the blonde beside him and noticed the frown on his face. "You drooled on me Ax, you are so disgusting." Axel rubbed his eyes dozily and focused more "Buh? I what?" Roxas glared at him "YOU DROOLED ON MY HAIR!" Axel chuckled at this and tried to help him by giving him a noogie, not the best thing to do to a pissed off blonde who had just woken up but hey, Axel wasn't normally the one who thought logically. "Ah! get off me! Nuuu, ow! Ax, you're hurting me!" Axel came to a stand by with his actions and smiled, face-to-face with Roxas, "All gone though." He planted a small kiss on the blondes nose before stretching his arms, accidentally hitting the partition. 'Oh this things still up…Hmmm…WAKEY WAKEY GUYS' he yelled as he pulled it down, jolting the rest of them awake. 'OH MY GAWD ITS BATMAN!' Sora screamed in panic as he woke up, almost suffocating Riku as he grabbed onto his neck. 'Gack So, it's just Axel, calm down!' Riku gasped through the stranglehold trying to calm down the half asleep brunette. Eventually Sora untangled himself, blushing at his reaction as everyone laughed. Axel stared towards the corner of the van where Demyx and Zexion where still curled around each other, 'Hey did I miss something guys? Since when were you together?' 'Since Demyx confessed' said Zexion grinning over at him as he sat up, gently shaking Demyx further into consciousness. 'Oh my god Zexion is smiling willingly!' Roxas exclaimed amazed, 'I guess you're not a bad influence on ASOLUTELY everyone Dem.' 'Hey don't pick on a guy when he's still half asleep' said Demyx finally sitting up with a groan. 'Hmm I guess we can call a service now, it shouldn't be too early' said Riku rooting around for his phone, but his searching was soon cut short by a loud whacking on the back of the camper van. 'HEY GUYS, I brought help cause I thought any longer out here and Sora would manage to get eaten by wolves or something.' Hex yelled in as she opened the door to screams from the others, blinded from the sun, 'Ack close it Hex!', 'Pshhh so that's the thanks I get for being your gallant knight Dem?' Demyx grinned at her, 'I have someone else to do that job now.' he said casually slinging an arm around Zexion, enjoying the flabbergasted look on her face. 'Um...wow so you finally did it, about damned time. Anyway come on guys they're gonna tow this bitch back to Riku's house and we gotta go in the cars.' Riku was silent for a moment, and after a slight shake from Sora he looked up again, 'Hey, since we didn't get to go to the gig you guys all wanna come over to my house? We can have a barbeque by the pool or something, and we can steal my bro's PS two for Singstar and have a mini gig in the garden.' Sora beamed at invite, bouncing up and down excitedly, 'Oooh that sounds great Ri, but doesn't Kadaj hate people taking his games?' 'He hates everything,' said Riku dryly 'but I'm sure we can manage to persuade him, after all I still have those photos of him spying on Cloud next door. I swear he's planning to kidnap him one day.' 'Umm.. Guys you are discussing my dad here, please I want to live with an unscarred mind,' said Roxas in disgust 'so we all gonna go home and fetch things and come to yours yeah?' 'Yep sounds good' said Riku, 'It'll give me some time to set up too.' 'Okay me and Demyx'll head off to the flat then, Rox you wanna come with us? asked Axel hopefully 'I got a spare costume you can use.'
'Hmmm, wont that piss off Vincent? I know how he feels about guests.'
'Ah the grumpy vampire can deal with it for half an hour come on..' Axel whined cutely.
'Fine fine, I give up'. Roxas said, shaking his head, 'Il meet you all there then, Zex you alright for getting a lift there or shall we pick you up?' Zexion snorted, 'No id rather walk than endure Axels driving, I value my life.'
'Okay sorted then, Hex you can invite the girls over too if you want' said Riku climbing into one of the service cars, 'Will do!' She replied waddling off back to her car, 'See you at 8ish okay?!' Riku yelled as he drove off with Sora, waving to the others.
A/N: Ooh a party eh? I wana go! D: oh my tongue is bleeding ( I ate a meringue xD