Weiss Reacts...to JaunexWeiss!
A/N: Yes, kids. I finally hauled my backside out of my slump and wrote this! Woo! A shout out to foxtrot B-12 for suggesting the main plot of this section! Don't worry, not a complete rip-off...
To sort out some chronological issues, this takes place after the Mary Sue chapter but before RWBY Trailers. Have fun reading, leave your thoughts and reviews.
Disclaimer: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. Otherwise Ren would be even more comically serious (he isn't already?).
"YANG! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"
Oh dear. Weiss was at it again, was she?
"YANG! EXPLAIN!"
Ruby roused herself blearily from the nap she'd decided to take- unwisely, this was RWBY dorm, of course it was unwise- to see her white-haired, adorably angry, rapier-wielding teammate storm up and down looking for Yang. Just as the silver-eyed girl decided to pull herself up, she finally found herself staring deep into Weiss' deep, blue eyes.
Those deep, blue, beautiful, distracting-
"Ruby, where's Yang?"
..."h-huh?" Ruby snapped out of her trance.
"I said where's Yang?" Weiss was clearly irritated, but calming down. "I want her to explain THIS." The heiress gestured to the computer viewscreen, where a story was lying open on the browser.
"Weiss...we talked about this. I thought we could-"
"It's about me and Jaune."
"WHAT?!" The crimson-haired girl immediately sprung into the chair, reading the story.
Jaune swept Weiss into his strong arms, rippling with muscle. The golden-haired boy stared deep into her azure, reflective orbs, his own quivering with desire. He uttered to her, fighting the urge of his emotions to let loose.
"Weiss...t-there's something I-I'd..." The boy was silenced by the white-haired girl taking him into a kiss with passion unrivalled. Jaune was initially surprised, but he shut his eyes and held the girl closer as-
"...w-wait, hang on. I-Isn't it a bit too quick to blame Yang here?" Ruby inquired. Weiss, with her arms crossed, tapped her foot and pointed at the screen.
"Scroll down."
Ruby obliged, and the very end of the page credited the story to "BlondBombshell" with a winking emoticon next to it. She sighed.
"...that isn't Yang, you realise, right?"
"What? How?" Weiss looked confused. 'Dammit, Schnee, why do you look so cute when you're like that~' Ruby wondered, before answering. "That isn't her handle. I know it."
"Okay...so what are you implying?"
"Jaune wrote it."
"...he's a dead man. ARC! COME HERE!" Before Ruby could respond, Weiss stormed out, Myrtenaster drawn.
"Oh Dust..." The silver-eyed girl shook her head. Blake poked her head in from her bunk, her cat ears exposed and her bow hanging loosely from her hand. A book- not Ninjas of Love, surprisingly- was in the other one. She chimed in.
"Um...was that another story someone wrote?"
"Yeah..."Ruby rubbed the back of her head. "I made Weiss think Jaune wrote it...I feel sorry for him. Should we try to stop her?"
"Before Weiss freezes him to death? Yes."
"...wait, where's Yang, anyway?"
Yang was in the school forges, tinkering with her Ember Celica gauntlets. She sneezed.
"Wha-did someone call my name?"
Nora shrugged. She had just finished attaching yet another grenade launcher to what she called 'Magnhild Junior'. Whatever it was, Yang knew it wasn't ...safe for her hair to be anywhere near it.
"Nope!~"
"Uh...is that..."
"It's perfectly safe!" The cheery girl smiled toothily.
Ruby sighed. "I suppose we better get going."
"I don't know what happened to get her that mad anyway."
"Yeah, what happened?"
Ten minutes earlier...
Weiss was going around her normal business, browsing the Dustnet. By now, she had established herself as TheRealIcePrincess in various corners of the web; much to her dismay, Ruby, under the title DaRougeFightingHood, had followed her constantly.
However, that wasn't the matter at hand.
No, it was the farce she was reading.
"J-just what the hell is this?"
Having yet to learn her lessons from three such incidents, Weiss had decided to open a story called "Platinum and Gold", describing her and Jaune in the opening blurb. The heiress had thought it harmless.
However, it wasn't. The heiress, as she read through, managed to pick up several...indecent incidents in the story, all to do with her and the blond idiot. She shook her head.
"W-Who would write this?" She continued to read carefully.
At one such passage, she blushed. In it, she was particularly...docile. Submissive.
Not Weiss.
"W-what?! I-I would NEVER let...what?! With THAT dunce?! I have to see how this ends!" She scrolled down furiously, and...
Well, suffice to say, the story ended with a very sappy, romantic montage of her and Jaune. At this, the girl was furious.
"...WHAT?! I WOULD NEVER DATE THAT DUNCE! LET ALONE HAVE...YOU KNOW, WITH HIM! WHO-"
She spotted the words "BlondBombshell" as the author.
"...YANG XIAO LONG. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!" The girl stormed around the dorm, looking for the blonde brawler.
As it happened, Blake hid her head under a pillow, hoping not to be spotted.
"...Blake...are you remembering something?"
"W-what? No!"
"Oh." Ruby looked confused. "Shall we go?"
"Indeed."
The pair set out from the dorm, hoping to reach Jaune before Weiss ended him.
Jaune was eating in the cafeteria- or rather, drinking a rather solid shake. The boy had been put on a regime of protein shakes and bars by his 'friend', Pyrrha. He was being bulked up and trained to fight for the past couple of weeks, and he felt good about it. Very good.
"Soon, all the ladies will love me~" He smiled to himself. "Especially the jewel of Beacon, the snow angel herself, Weiss...oh, when she sees me like this..." He flexed his right arm; it wasn't particularly muscular. "Why, she'll just fall right into my arms! Why, there she is now!"
The heiress had arrived, and it seemed as if the temperature in the room went down. Not only that, but the ground at her feet had seemingly frozen over.
"Have any of you seen Jaune Arc? I need to talk to him. NOW."
"Hey, snow ang-"
He didn't get to finish his sentence before Weiss, despite Jaune towering over her, with a quivering finger pointing at him, began to rant.
"Arc! Do you have any idea what you did?"
"Uh-"
"Like, did you even THINK about how I would find that story?"
"Wha-"
"Seriously, I know that you like me, but seriously, that was just creepy!"
"Wai-"
"Oh, quit trying to interrupt me, Arc! I'm just going to have to punish you as you deserve!"
"WAIT! A-" Too late.
The screams were heard throughout the school halls. Blake and Ruby turned their heads towards it.
"Weiss?"
"Weiss."
They ran towards the cafeteria.
When they arrived, the cafeteria was standing in a circle around Jaune Arc, who was in a poor condition.
The poor boy was clutching his groin tightly; a light circle of frost seemed to form under him. Tears were forming in his eyes, and his face was puckered in pain.
"Ow..."
"Jaune! What happened?!"
"W-Weiss...s-she kicked me...ow..."
Blake crouched by him. "Did she mention a story?"
"Ow...yes..." He nodded slowly.
"Crap." Ruby looked to Blake.
"We're getting him to the infirmary to get that looked at first. Then we show him."
After the trio went to the infirmary- thankfully for the young man, his gonads were safe and not in need of treatment, and neither was he- Blake, Ruby and Jaune sat outside, discussing what had happened.
"Wait...so she got that mad over a story?"
"Yes."
"And...I got kicked in the nuts because..."
"She thinks you wrote it." Ruby said in between cookies. "Cookie?"
"No, thanks. So...what's this story about?"
Blake produced a small viewscreen, bringing up the story on it. Jaune read it carefully...before snickering.
"Huh? What's so funny?"
"She really thinks I can write this well?"
"Huh?!" The black-haired girl and the crimsonette looked at each other, confused.
Jaune smiled. "Of course I couldn't write this! This is too good!"
"...what." Blake looked at him, utterly confused.
"The description is just right-"
"HOW THE HELL?! HOW ARE EYES ORBS?! HOW IS MY HAIR A CURTAIN?! HOW AM I LOVESTRUCK?!"
"-the plot is good-"
"I would NEVER fall in love that quickly! Not even if he saved me! And I knew him in there for what, two days?!"
"-I can see the pairing happening-"
"...does this person really think I like him?" Weiss stopped herself there. Something about that sentence seemed off.
"So...yeah." Jaune shrugged. Ruby sighed, standing up.
"I...uh...Blake, will you just hang on for a second, I'll just go find Weiss, okay?"
She ran off.
She found Weiss, on the roof, sighing.
"...I'm guessing you found Arc, right?"
"Weiss...there's no need to be-"
"Of course I'm angry! This author was clearly unprofessional, the story was unrealistic and terrible-"
"God she's cute when she's-"
"Ruby?" Weiss stared at her.
"Huh? I didn't say anything. Carry on."
"Oh...it was terrible, just...everything about it was off!"
"...are you sure it wasn't because it was pairing you with Jaune?"
"What?!" A light dusting of pink covered the heiress' cheeks. "No!"
"You seem...quite in denial about it."
"...I swear, Rose, if you turn out like your sister, I will kill you myself."
"Sorry!" Ruby raised her hands in defeat. "Look...I'm just saying that maybe you overreacted to Jaune. He didn't write it, and I don't think my sister did."
Weiss sighed. "I...I suppose I've been fairly unreasonable about it."
"...really?"
"Hm?"
"That quick? You're not going to shout at me? Or blame Jaune?"
"...no? I...I've had time to think and maybe that wasn't...the right thing to do." Weiss nodded. "Yes...that's it."
"Oh. Well then." Ruby stood around awkwardly.
"Um. Where is Jaune?"
"...in the infirmary."
"Oh...I suppose I'd better apologise to him, right?" Weiss said it slowly, struggling a bit with the word 'apologise'.
"Yes...?"
With a curt nod, Weiss walked in. Ruby sighed.
"She's so cute when she's embarrassed to apologise~"
Jaune was busy talking to Blake when he spied the heiress approaching. Assuming a kneeling pose, he looked at her pleadingly.
"Please, Weiss, if I did anything to hurt you, I'm sorry, please, don't kick me in the nads aga-"
"I won't."
"-in, please, please...wait what?" Jaune looked at her questioningly, as did Blake.
"...maybe I was a bit out of order, doing that." Weiss nodded.
"And maybe, just maybe, I was a bit...unjustified...in...hurting you, like that. So..."She swallowed.
"I-I've come to say I'm sorry." Before she could finish, Jaune stood up.
"I...I suppose I accept. Hug?" He opened his arms. Weiss sighed.
"...I suppose." She walked in and awkwardly reciprocated.
"So, does this mean that-"
"Don't push your luck, Arc."
"...ok, ok, too soon, I get it." Jaune reluctantly backed off.
Blake smirked.
Later, in the deep of night...
Her white pajamas reflecting the light off the screen, Weiss quietly added the story to her 'Favourites' list, smiling to herself. She looked around cautiously for any sign of the blonde brawler, or any hidden cameras or gimmicks or anything she might try to spring onto her.
Nothing. Thank Dust. She sighed in relief.
"...Yang can never find out..." She muttered. "Xiao Long would never let it go." With a small sigh, she closed the browser, her mission completed.
"...maybe that story...wasn't so unrealistic after all." She blushed slightly.
"Wait, what am I saying? This is JAUNE ARC I'm talking about. Totally not happening.
The chances of it are even less than me and Ruby!"
In her sleep, Ruby sneezed cutely. She blushed unconsciously.
Weiss went to sleep, satisfied. She may not have found who did it, but at least she hadn't hurt anyone she cared about too badly.
Last night...
Yang stood in the dark dorm, her dirty deed done. The story had been uploaded upon her alt, "BlondBombshell"; she knew Ruby would know that "LittleSunDragonSempai" was her name and tell on her, hence the need for an alt.
She stood in front of a turned chair.
"It's done. You owe me."
"How much was it again?" The occupant of the chair raised their arm lazily.
"...500 lien. And you're doing all my homework for the next week."
"The bet was worth it, was it not?"
"...to see her re-dammit!"
"What?"
"...I'm in Forging all of tomorrow. Send me a video of her rampage, kay?"
The occupant turned around, revealing themselves to be...
Blake Belladonna, with a smirk on her face.
"Done."
Tonight...
Blake smirked, holding her viewscreen and watching Weiss' reaction to the story.
"All in a day's work."
...
END
A/N: Blake, you sneaky girl. Thanks for reading!
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