" Eric Cartman Rises"
"Chapter 4"
Right when they were about to enter the theater, Mr. Mackey passed out from all the booze. "I'm sorry, you can't come in still" said a worn-out Jesus. " Why?'' asked Kyle, "We have the tickets and a adu...'', when they turned, they found Mr. Mackey. They thought they were never going to get in, but then, a miracle happened.
"Oh, hello there children!'' Said the relaxed Chef coming down the hall, He was coming alone. "CHEF!'' screamed the kids, who all ran up to give him a big hug". "Oh...children?" this was unusual of them. "Chef...take us with you too the movie!". asked a desperate Kyle "Why?'' asked the questioning Chef. "Because we need to get in, and the won't let us and Mr. Mackey's is like... dead". "Jesus, why can't they go in?'' "Because Robert Downey Jr passed a new law, all kids must be supervised on movies PG-13. "Why?" said Kenny. "Oh coarse..." said Eric "Doesn't want Batman fan boys to kick Avengers in the ass" Everyone agreed, because all they wanted to do was see the stupid movie. "Ok" said Chef "lets go in and show Robert ". As they went to go inside, Mr. Mackey woke up and asked, "Is this The Avengers?", "no"... a sarcastic Jesus said, "your at Twilight: Breaking Dawn". "I need to lay off of the Booze...its made me go to horrible things " replied Mr. Mackey.
Meanwhile, Butters was worried. "Guys, I don't know if this is a very good idea." "Then why didn't you just stay and watch Ice Age?" asked a impatient Stan. Butters replied "the author was two lazy to write me in!". As they got in, they couldn't find a seat. "Damnit!" screamed out a frustrated Kyle. "Don't worry children, we'll find a seat!" said a hopeful Chef. They then saw Jimmy walking down and leaving the theater, because he was scared of the new twilight trailer. "Hey Jimmy?" said Eric. "YYYes?" replied Jimmy, "Can we take your seat?" "NO!, this movie is terrif-f-f-f-f-y-y-y-" he was cut off by Chef "C'mon Jimmy, we don't have all day!". "You can't have my seat, i'm going to the bathroom" "What a pussy!'' said a pissed-off Eric. Because he left, or before his seats were stolen, six seats opened up for them. they got there before a fan boy tried to take it.
They were all happy, knowing that "The Dark Knight Rises" was starting in only a couple minutes.
to be continued...