Giroro kept complaining to no one in particular when he left the field for Live CS Laser confrontation. His complaint was reasonable, at least that's what he thought.
"This game is totally terrible. Laser guns have little to no similarity with real ones. There is no optical sight to aim, no recoil force when shooting, no visible effect to tell if your target is hit...Let's not start to mention the poorly functioned equipment and those stupid rookies. I've been shot by my own teammates thrice! Thrice! What a drag..."
No one responded his words. Perhaps it was them that had been those fools. Giroro thought. Why am I stuck with this kind of people? It is me that shall be the best candidate of a national defense student! Damn! It's unfair.
Keroro cast a glance at Giroro, and muttered something under his breath. "Like you have practiced real guns..." Giroro didn't miss that, and spoke to Keroro in a deadly tone. "You are not in any place to assume me in that way. And dare you underestimate me for that stupid test again, I will make your life misery. Just to clear that point, there are a number of live ammunition shooting galleries available in most cities. While me, the legendary firearms prodigy, have pretty much won my reputation in every one of them. So you can see how ridiculous the test is. I should be made a exception..."
"No, not once again..." Keroro sighed. Why am I stuck with weirdos? I'm almost driven to miss my old friend, or my might-be old friend. Speaking of this, where are those ND students training again? I can't remember it now.
"It sounds a little like you wanted to join the army for the sake of guns only." Tamama suggested without considering too much. A casual question like that didn't require many thoughts.
"Sort of." Giroro said, making Keroro look at him with a mix of surprise and curiosity. After all, Giroro was the one who was always showing his devotion for the country, and now he said that's not the foremost intention?
Giroro shrugged. "Whatever you take that statement, I'm merely a military fan who has lost hope of this country and its rules. I'm currently planning to immigrate to the USA after graduation. At least I can own a gun there. Don't look at me like that. It's kind of creepy..."
"So your patriotism is a red herring all the time? Wait, I need some time to process this fact..." Keroro said with a dramatic face-palmed expression. So did Tamama.
"Is it that surprising?" Giroro wondered innocently.
No time for italies edits. Sorry...