Danny Phantom Major Screwup
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"Where's your date Fentoenail?" Dash asked mockingly as he saw Danny waiting at the entrance of the gym, leaning against the wall casually in a three piece suit and spinning a white rose in his hand.
"Sorry if I have kept you waiting. I got lost." A females voice said approaching the two boys quickly and making Dash turn around only to drool. Most males around them were drooling while the females looked jealous.
Standing before them was a young woman with beautiful platinum blond hair tied up in a bun, pearl earrings in her ears, a blue and greenish dress with gold highlights, a strange but beautiful golden amulet hanging from her slender elegant throat, a pair of slippers looking to be made of rubies on her feet, and nervous but happy green eyes peering at the two boys. Her waist wasn't small like the other girls, instead it had a more mature curve to it, and she was obviously older than they were but she looked like royalty.
"Woah." Dash said wide eyed as he stared at the beautiful young woman.
"You look amazing princess. Truly the most beautiful female at the dance." Danny said smiling as he kicked off of the wall and walked towards the girl who blushed slightly.
"Th-Thank you. Is…Is that for me?" The woman asked glancing at the rose that Danny was holding out to her.
"Of course. A beautiful flower for a beautiful lady." Danny said smiling warmly as the woman blushed darker.
"Turning into quite the charmer there Mr. Fenton. Care to introduce me to your date?" Principal Ishiyama asked with a snort at the lines Danny was using, looking amused and wistful. As if she were remembering something from a while back.
"Hello. My name is Princess Dorathea. I…I was passing through here when I heard of the dance. I had never been to one thanks to my mother and brother and Sir Fenton here was gracious enough to invite me." Dorathea said curtseying to the older woman who blinked for a second before recovering her wits while the other students and teachers nearby choked on nothing. Danny had invited a princess, an honest to god princess to the dance and she agreed?!
"It's a pleasure to have you at our dance Princess Dorathea. I am Principal Ishiyama, the one in charge of the school. I hope you enjoy your time in our town." Ishiyama said giving a curtsey back, which was a bit hard since she was in her business suit while Dorathea looked amazed.
"This place is indeed very different from my brothers kingdom. He does not allow any female to work as more than a maid or mother and yet here there are women in positions of power…amazing." Dorathea said looking elated and amazed all at once while Danny sighed slightly.
"You guys know about the Amish right? Well her brother is the ruler of a kingdom similar to them. Medieval England more like but still similar. Don't worry Princess. I'm sure you'll enjoy your time in our town and learn many things to help make things better in your kingdom once you overthrow your brother." Danny said quickly to the other humans nearby who looked confused or insulted by her words, before relaxing at Danny's explanation.
"Thank you Sir Fenton. You…do not mind teaching me about the…modern world?" Dorathea asked shyly and making Danny grin at her.
"Not at all and you don't have to call me Sir Fenton. You can call me Danny if you like." Danny said making Dorathea blush slightly, did he know what he was offering her?
"A..As you wish but if I am not allowed to call you Sir Fenton then what shall you be calling me? It…would not be fair if you were to use my title and yet I could not use yours." Dorathea said poking her fingers together nervously as she awaited his response.
"Good point…how about…Dora? Or Princess Dora that way it's less formal and still showing you respect?" Danny asked making Dorathea blush bright red but smile slightly and nod in agreement.
"I accept thy proposal." Dorathea said smiling and then blushing brighter when she realized she slipped back into 'Old English' as Danny had called it. Ishiyama and quite a few others choked at what she had said while Danny remained clueless and smiled brightly at her.
"Glad you like it! Now come on Princess. I promised you a dance didn't I?" Danny asked offering her his hand and causing her to beam at him as she took it and he escorted her into the gym where everyone stopped and stared at her.
In less than five minutes everyone knew there was honest to god royalty at the dance, and apparently there with a 'wimpy loser'.
"Everyone is staring." Dorathea said a little unnerved when she noticed all the lustful, greedy, or envious looks.
"That's because they've never seen someone as beautiful as you are before." Danny said smoothly as he glared at those he caught staring at the nervous Dragon Ghost.
"Alright Casanova. Go Danny!" Kwan called out, disguising his voice easily, from the wall. Danny blushed brightly and tripped over his own two feet, ending up on the floor as Dora blinked down at him for a moment before giggling.
"Graceful aren't you?" Dora asked giggling and making Danny laugh a bit as he rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly.
"Sorry I'm a bit of a klutz." Danny said apologizing as he stood back up.
"That's alright. I think I have enough elegance for us both." Dora said smiling at Danny as he offered his hand again.
"Well…I promised you a dance so how about we start with the actual dancing? Unless you want to get something to drink or snack on first?" Danny asked smiling back as Dora took his hand with little to no hesitation.
"I think I'd rather like to dance if you don't mind." Dora said blushing when Danny bent over and kissed her knuckles.
"As my princess wishes." Danny said gently leading her to the dance floor as a slow waltz came on, inwardly the boy was glad for all of the dance lessons Ishiyama gave him over the past few days as he led her around expertly…or well…more expertly than any of his classmates did their dates at least.
"…You're never letting him forget his first date is a ghost princess able to turn into a dragon are you mom?" Kwan quietly asked his mother who was snapping dozens of pictures of Danny and Dora dancing together lost in their own world as Danny told lots of jokes that while not quite funny to his peers, were more than funny to the medieval princess.
"Are you planning a prank on him for not telling you his date was an actual princess?" Ishiyama asked in return with a grin, making Kwan snicker.
"Oh heck yeah." Kwan said before spotting Valerie hanging around the punch bowl looking dejected.
"Go dance with her. I'll still be here when you're done." Ishiyama said noticing where her son was looking and nudging him forward.
"Thanks mom." Kwan said smiling at his mom before walking over to Valerie.
"If you need help getting her to date you or dance with you just quote some of Danny's lines! He's a regular heart throb in the making!" Ishiyama called to Kwan, although her voice carried to everyone and made every male there blush brightly especially Danny.
"Not funny!" Danny called back after nearly tripping over his feet again, making Dora giggle while Kwan started dancing with Valerie who was snickering as well.
Ishiyama just cackled as she took pictures of the two couples.
Ah the joys of having teenage sons and being their principal.