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Clint exhaled as he aim the bow at the bullseye. With a swift motion, he let go and the arrow hit exactly where he intended. As usual.
"Hey you're pretty good at that. Have you done archery before?" a girl with glasses and lots of acne asked Clint. He opened his mouth to answer but a blonde girl and boy pushed her out of the way.
"Bitch, please." the girl said and the boy just snickered. "Anyway, you're amazing at that. Where did you learn to do that?"
"Uh, I took a few lessons. Nothing major." Clint shrugged.
"I'm Elise and this is my twin brother Spencer." the girl introduced as she stepped up beside Clint. Elise grabbed his arm and squeezed. "Wow, you're short but strong. You should totally sit with me and my friends at lunch."
Clint opened his mouth to reply but they were already walking away. Whatever, at least he got a spot to eat.
Steve sat in the chair staring at the computer. He and Natasha had decided on second languages because nothing else seemed like something they would enjoy other than fitness. All of the Avengers had picked fitness excluding Jane and Loki. Steve wasn't even sure if Loki chose anything.
Natasha was learning how to speak Spanish which she was already fluent in and Steve was learning French. He had picked up a few words over the years but he wasn't nearly close enough to speak in sentences.
"Hey, we're looking for a few Cheer Tigers, how would you like to join the cheerleading team?" a male cheerleader who was sitting next to Steve asked. Natasha, who was sitting on the other side was biting her lip, trying not to laugh.
"Um, actually I don't really do... Cheer." Steve slid his chair a little farther away from the guy but the 'Cheer Tiger' just slid closer.
"Aw, come on, I know the girls uniforms are better but the guys are nice too!" Steve looked down at the uniform. It was black with gold sparkles, there was a tiger on the chest. A gold strike went down the leg of the...short shorts.
"Do you shave your legs?" Steve asked and the boy nodded eagerly. "Listen, if you really want to wear the girl uniforms, I have a friend who...specializes in that kind of stuff. Meet him and he'll... Help."
"Ooh, fabulous. So you're sure you don't want to be a Cheer Tiger?" Steve swore he saw gold sparkles on his finger nails.
"I'm sure." Steve gulped and the guy rolled his chair back to his own computer.
"Who are you fools who refuse to bow down before me?" Loki demanded as he stood in front of three boys wearing baseball caps and having something that Loki didn't recognize in their hands. It was white powder collected in a bag but they looked like they were trying to open it.
"Uh, I'm Doug, that's Darren and he's Devin." Doug said as he ripped open the bag. "Want some Coke?"
Loki remembered Coke, the great brown liquid that fizzed when you twisted the lid. Usually people added 'A Cola' at the end but Doug probably didn't want to say the long way. "Sure, I love Coke."
Doug poured it in a line on a garbage bin. Then he smelled it? Devin and Darren did the same. After, they looked like they were in pure bliss.
Whats the harm? Loki thought as he put his nose against the Coke and inhaled through his nose. He coughed a few times before something weird happened. His vision started changing colors and the garbage bin burst into flames.
Loki then decided that he loved Coke more than Coka-Cola.
The Avengers along with Jane and Loki sat around Tonys long rectangular table. He had offered to house the teenagers until they found a way to reverse the Tesseracts spell.
"Oh Em Gee, Jane, can you like totally pass the salad?" Tony asked and the team snickered. Jane blushed as she remembered the event that took place at lunch that day.
"Jane, come sit with me!" the girl who was stalking Jane grabbed her hand and pulled her to the pile of boulders where they ate lunch. Clint was also sitting there with two blonde kids and Steve was looking around awkwardly as he was talking to a male cheerleader. He obviously didn't want to be there.
"Definately. You're my best friend, who else would I sit with?" Jane laughed while pinching herself for saying something so stupid. She limped to a boulder where they sat down and started talking about fashion designers that Jane knew nothing about.
Suddenly two Cheer Tigers strolled up to where the girls were sitting. "Um, that's our spot, now move."
"Only one way to make us." the creeper beside Jane challenged. "a cheer off. C'mon Jane, are you in this?"
Don't say yes, don't say yes- "Bring it!" Damn it. Jane scowled to herself as she stood up.
The blonde girls started. "We win, we rock! You lose, you suck!" they said in unision. Jane almost laughed at how stupid that sounded before she realized she was chanting something back.
The girls looked unimpressed at whatever Jane and her 'friend' had said and cheered back. "We're the girls that rule the world. You're the girls that make us hurl!"
Jane stepped up and before she could stop herself starting shaking her butt and chanting. "Shake it to the east, shake it to the west. It don't matter where we shake it cause we shake it best!"
The two girls stamped their feet and stormed off. Janes 'bestie' was tugging at her sleeve and jumping up and down. "That was amazing! I knew you were a Cheer Tiger!" Jane just hoped nobody saw...
"So Jane, do you like shaking it to the east or west better?" Bruce asked then face palmed himself "Oh, that's right! It don't matter where you shake it because you shake it best."
The table erupted into another fit of giggles other than Loki who had was face down in his food.
"I can't help it." Jane muttered and prodded at her salad.
"I'm sorry Jane, we didn't hear that. Maybe if you clapped your hands together said chanted it then we would understand." Steve teased.
"I said I can't help saying it." Jane said louder.
Natasha looked up from her food and furrowed her brow. "How can you not help breaking out in cheer and shaking your ass?" The Avengers only laughed harder.
"It's like my soul is a bowl of macaroni and that cheer chick keeps on eating my cheesy soul but I can't help but add more cheese which just makes her more ravenous! It's not even the good cheese either, I keep adding gross processed cheese that only she likes eating!" Jane said anxiously and everyone stopped laughing and eating.
Thor put his hand on Janes shoulder "We are sorry Jane, we did not understand your soul was made of macaroni." he said solemnly but had a twinkle in his eye.
At that, the table burst into hysterical laughter again. Jane only rolled her eyes but a smile threatened her lips. "Haha, that's a riot. What I would like to know is who was that guy at lunch, Steve?"
Natasha snorted her water and Steve blushed madly. "He was just some guy trying to recruite me to be a cheerleader. It's not like I joined or anything."
"Sorry Steve, maybe if you clapped your hands and chanted then maybe we would hear." Jane smirked and Steve glared at her.
As the laughter died down of Steve's embarassing memory, Clint raised his eyebrow at Loki.
"Is it just me or is Loki acting... strange?" everyone turned to look at Loki who raised his head. His face was covered in food.
"Yes, I found him in the parking lot like this. His nose was covered in white powder." Thor said and furrowed his eyebrows. The rest of the Avengers tried to stifle their giggles as Tony explained to Thor what cocaine was and what it did. By the end of dinner, Thor was in awe, Loki was unconscious and the rest was laughing their asses off.