A/N~Hey guys here's a new one. I don't not own this one the actual video is on YouTube by The Warp Zone. Please review. And I like to thank, LBozzie for reviewing. Please Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own TWD or any of the characters.

~CarlTheLegitChickenNugget~

Rick: Ugh, why do I keep getting all these targeted ads for baby clothes? I don't have a baby.

Michonne: Uh, yeah you do.

Rick: Carl's not a baby.

Michonne: I'm talking about Judith...

Rick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah Juuudith, I always forget about her.

Carl: If child services still existed, I won't call them on you so hard!

Rick: CARL!

Gareth: Sooo-ey! Come one down the the long pork grill, just rated #1 BBQ in terminus. The meat is so fresh you'll wanna stay here forever! Remember, at long pork grill, your either the butcher or the cattle.

Glenn: I had a horrible experience here. Avoid at all costs. So glad this place burned down.

Gareth: Hey Glenn, sorry to hear you had a bad experience. Did you get tainted meat? We'd love the opportunity to change your opinion. And we're now mobile, so we can come directly to you!

Glenn: Hey tell you what, we'll take a delivery. It's a big one. Names under Rick and our address is the big abandoned church, that Totally isn't a trap!

Maggie: Break out those ripped jeans and sweat stained tank tops, this fall fashion season is all about, beige beige beige.

Daryl: Read the article, didn't see one thing about wing-embroidered vests, 1/10.

Michonne: Hey blood-stained ponchos are totally fashion forward. They hide unwanted curves, AND the pungent stench of humanity.

Governor: Eye patches never go out of style. Right Carl?

Carl: Yeah, but you what what does go out of style? Cowboy hats, and being a good dad.

Rick: CARL!

*Aaron has posted a picture*

Aaron: So sorry Maggie #RIPGlenn.

Maggie: OH GOD NO! NOOOOO!

Daryl: Holy crap, I know Glenn has gotten out of some scrapes, but there's no way he's gettin' out of that.

*Glenn has checked into Alexandria*

Glenn: Woo, hey guys! Who has to thumbs and just watched a man get disemboweled on top of him? This guy! HASHTAG CLOSE ONE!

Tara: Ok, I'm glad Glenn is safe but, come on! Glenn, are you a highlander or something? It is literally impossible for you to die.

Daryl: Glenn survives close call almost as much as Rick burns down buildings we're living in.

Rick: What? Name one place I burned down.

Daryl: The prison.

Rick: Ok, name two.

Carol: The CDC.

Maggie: My daddy's farm.

Gareth: Terminus.

Carl: Woodbury.

Tara: Alexandria.

Rick: Ok, name nine.

Governor: Hey Negan, heard you you're goin' after Rick and his people. A little advise: if you do capture them, KILL. THEM. ALL. Resist the temptation to play with them. And this is coming from someone who kept walker heads in an aquarium.

Negan: Rick and those a-holes killed hundreds of my men! It seems only right to kill just one of them.

Governor: Again, I have to insist: you should death them as hard as you can.

Negan: Ehhh, it doesn't seem right. Hey, what if I play a little "eenie meanie miney mo?"

Governor: Nope. Don't draw it out. No eenies, no meanies. just murder.

Negan: But what if my mother told me to pick the very best one?

Governor: It should Rick. Rick's the best one.

Negan: Ooooh I know which one I'm gonna kill.

Governor: Ugh, fine which one?

Governor: Hello? Negan?

Governor: GOSHDANG IT! I HATE CLIFFHANGERS! JUST FRICKIN TELL ME!

*Michonne has updated her relationship status* -With Rick-

Maggie: About time!

Glenn: Knew it! Totally called it!

Sasha: Oh no, Michonne, your defiantly going to die now. And you can't die!

Michonne: What? I'm not gonna die.

Sasha: Heck yeah yeah you are! Everyone who matters to Rick dies: his wife, his best friend Shane, his mentor Hershel.

Carl: I haven't died.

Sasha: I said everyone who matters.

Rick: CORAL!

A/N~ Hope y'all enjoyed. Please review.