Disclaimers: I don't own Naruto but… A/N: My train of thought left without me.
A/N: I'm finally back up and running! Yay! falls off chair
Chapter 34: Someone's voted off!
Authour: Yes, I know about that mistake up there.
Jeimi: We're back after a harrowing vacation to Bermuda!
Sakura: What's Bermuda?
Jeimi: That little island we went to, dipstick.
Sakura: We didn't –throttled by Ino-
Heza: Today is a very special episode! We are-
Mashu: Do we get Ice Cream!? XD
Heza: -.-' Not that special
Lee: Do we get to youthfully bake youthful cookies!?
Tenten –tosses cookies out front door (you know what I mean)-
Heza: -.-" No. Will someone clean up the mess Tenten made?
Lee: I'll do it for my youthful teammate!
Tenten –expands mess-
Karu: Everybody in a line up here! –claps hands-
-Everyone lines up-
Jeimi: Today, we are voting one of you off!
Lee & Mashu: THAT'S NOT SPECIAL!!
Jeimi: Thank you to all of you who have casted a vote.
Karu: Now! Cue suspenseful music!
-Cotton-eyed Joe-
Karu: No no no no NO! You stupid retards! Suspenseful! .
-suspenseful music-
Karu: Thanks -.-
Itachi: Stupid oafs -/.\-
Authour: Yay! Itachi smiley!! –slapped-
???: Get a load of this smiley! o
Authour and all guests: OHMAHGOD! KISAME!
Kisame: Muahahaha-gack! –shredded by Samehada-
Everyone: Thank you Samehada!
Samehada: … (swords can't talk, but that doesn't mean they aren't listening!) –floats away-
Jeimi: Anyhoo. We will do this like a ritual. Ceremoniously. First, I must take the Holy-
Mashu: GET ON WITH IT, DIKE!
Jeimi: FINE &$&$&$&$&(&$$&&(($&#$#!
Haku: Now that's inappropriate! Oo
Jeimi: Yah suck it.
Heza: Moving on. Naruto….
Naruto: Gulp
Heza: …you're safe!
Naruto: Yah! Dattebayo! slips in mess
Naruto: Ewww… panda puke!
Tenten: -throttles Naruto-
???: Tenten!
Tenten: -looks out window--sees girl-
Sakura: Heyy! It's Tenten's sister!
Everyone: It's Eleveneleven!!!
Orochimaru: -tackles Eleveneleven-
Tenten: Oh well, she was stupid anyway.
Heza: MOVING ON! SASUKE AND SAKURA ARE SAFE!
Sakura: -glomps Sasuke-
Sasuke: Get off me! –smothered by Sakura-
Later… Everyone was safe except for Ino and Tenten…
Jeimi: Now… we had five (5) votes…
Karu: Before we find out who won, we go to a commercial break!
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Jeimi: Okay… Ino, I'm sorry, but…
Ino: -sweating like pig-
Mashu: -sweating-
Karu: Tenten loses!
Jeimi: but, Tenten got more votes!
Karu: I don't like her that much.
Jeimi: Oh well –presses button-
Tenten: Aieeee! –springpad in floor launches Tenten out window)
Jeimi: And that wraps up another episode of Truth or Dare Extravaganza! Tune in next time when Itachi loses it!
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R&R! I'm running out of ideas!
Ja Matta! (see you later in Japanese)
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