Set in season 1, back when Jerome was more pranks and less angst. So if you don't know who Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are, you might be a little lost- just a warning. I don't own House of Anubis.

"BABY BABY BABY OH! LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOOOO!" Amber sang loudly. Everyone was outside and she could sing all the Justin Bieber she wanted...or so she thought.

"Please, spare me," Jerome groaned as he entered the kitchen. Amber jumped at his entering.

"Oh, Jerome, you scared me," Amber said.

"Now if only I could shut you up too," Jerome mumbled.

"Excuse me?" Amber lifted an eyebrow warningly. "Are you saying I can't sing?"

"If the shoe fits," Jerome mumbled.

"What is this, Cinderella?" Amber demanded.

"Just don't sing Justin Bieber in my presence," Jerome cautioned as he went to the fridge, studying its contents. Amber eyes him angrily, but then she brightened as she thought of the perfect revenge.

"My friend's think I'm a fool to say that you're the one for me, I guess I'm just a sucker for love; cause honestly the truth is that you know I'm never leaving cause you're my angel sent from above..." Amber sang.

"Hey!" Jerome cried loudly, and Amber dissolved into giggles.

"Come on Jerome, you can't deny Justin Bieber is amazing," Amber said, then adding as an afterthought, "and sexy."

"When it comes to discussing sexy boys, I am really not your guy," Jerome warned.

"Oh but he is," Amber sighed. "With that voice...and those eyes...and that hair..."

"I have everything he has," Jerome said. "See this?" He pointed to his hair. "Killer hair. And then my eyes; they're amazing, right?" He winked playfully at Amber, making the blond girl giggle.

"Unless you have his amazing singing voice, I don't think you have everything," Amber said, smiling to have put one over Jerome.

"What voice? He sounds like a chipmunk being thrown in a food processor," Jerome joked, making Amber gasp aloud.

"For that you have to hear one of his songs," Amber said.

"I resent that," Jerome dared to say.

"Oh no, you have to," Amber took a step nearer to him, making Jerome fearful.

"Hey, what are you-?" Jerome was caught off guard as Amber flung herself into his arms, tackling him to the ground. "HEY! Amber!" Amber pinned him down, pulling out her iPod triumphantly.

"You must, Jerome," Amber singsonged, and she put the earbuds in his ears. She stayed on top of him, his arms pinned down as the music blared on. After the song ended, she took out the earbuds and awaited his reaction.

"My brain was fried," Jerome moaned, and Amber smiled triumphantly. "Cruelty, thy name is Amber."

"Oh don't act as if you didn't enjoy that," Amber said, rolling off of Jerome. "You should role play as Justin Bieber and see how many stares you'll get. In fact, I dare you to."

"I can't pass up a dare," Jerome's eyes twinkled in amusement. "Alright. Just as long as you be my Selena Gomez."

"Oh Jerome, they've broken up," Amber shook her head.

"That doesn't concern me in the slightest," Jerome said bluntly, and a shy smile spread over Amber's lips. She gave a wordless nod and the two of them ran off to pillage through their roomates' clothes. Amber opted for a slinky, off the shoulder dress, but she took some nail polish from Patricia, a few bangles from Joy's room, and glitter from her own scrapbooking supplies to complete her look. Jerome went through Eddie's room for some hair gel, took a pair of black skinny jeans from Alfie's closet and took a simple white T-shirt and a black vest from his own clothes. Amber came twirling in her dress, the clothing article decked out in glitter.

"I'm Selena Gomez preparing for a concert," Amber twirled around.

"And I'm just Justin Bieber with better fashion sense," Jerome said. "Want to help me with this hair? I have no idea what it looks like anymore."

"I know he has his hair short lately, but I loved it longer," Amber observed. "So that's what I'm going for concerning your look, alright?"

"I am in your capable hands," Jerome said, and Amber set to work once she had him seated. She toyed with his dirty blond locks, admiring the feel of them. They were soft and straight, the hair so puffed and fun to twirl between one's fingers. She brushed his hair forward with a little comb, fluffing it up the slightest bit with gel. It didn't look so much as Justin Bieber's, but it was fun to play around with his hair.

"Done!" Amber declared, standing back and admiring her work. "You look just as hot as he does!"

"Why, thank you," Jerome said teasingly, and Amber turned red to think she just called him 'hot'. "You look quite stunning yourself, Millington- I mean, Selena. Or can I just call you Gomez?"

"As long as I can call you Bieber," Amber said simply, and Jerome smiled once more.

"So, are we going out to see how many stares we get or what?" Jerome asked.

"You're on," Amber smirked. Jerome took her hand- shocking her and bringing a blush to her cheeks- and they strolled out the doors of Anubis House.

"Um, guys, what are you doing?" Fabian asked awkwardly.

"Darling, can't you guess? We're the most powerful couple in Hollywood," Amber faked an accent, even though Selena Gomez didn't have an accent.

"Brad and Angelina?" Nina piped in, and she received stares. "What? You Brits don't like Brangelina?"

"No! We're Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez!" Amber exclaimed.

"I though they weren't together anymore," Mick said.

"Okay, so they were the most powerful couple in Hollywood," Amber said. "Same difference."

"Where is Hollywood?" Mara asked.

"It's in America," Nina answered for her.

"Of course the American would know," Patricia huffed.

"Hello? You're supposed to marvel at us?" Amber said like it was obligatory to fangirl over herself and Jerome.

"Oh my gosh. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. Help me, I think I'm fainting." Patricia said this flatly and void of emotion, making the other students in their house snicker.

"Don't mock me!" Amber cried.

"Hey, don't worry," Jerome whispered to her. "Patricia's jealous she never got a chance with being the Selena to my Justin, aren't you, Trixie?" This he said louder and to Patricia.

"I can kill you," Patricia warned him, but Fabian intervened, leading her away to who-knows-where as an attempt to calm her down.

"Want to mess with 'em?" Jerome turned to Amber.

"Definitely," Amber said without hesitation.

"We'd make a great power couple, you know," Jerome said. "Make believe or not." He winked at her before starting towards Patricia and Fabian. Amber only blinked once before following.

Thanks to my reviewers:

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So, anyway, I plan Jara to be last- I want to save the best for last, you know? So sorry. I know, I want them too- *shuddering sob* Thanks a lot for the review guys! As always, couple requests are amazing! I am distraught, too- should I do KT and Jerome or Fabian and Jerome next? And does anyone know the name for KT/Jerome?