Entry Four:

Okay, I am now in Remie and we made it to the Great Temple thanks to me. NOT THANKS THAT IDIOT AZEL! I swear, he needs a tracking device or something. I'm so glad Calintz led us and not Azel on our journey. Knowing him, we would end up inside a volcano or some sort of deserted island in the middle of the ocean if it weren't for me. I prefer to be alone in a deserted island with a hot male model and not Azel. mmmmmm Fabio (drools) he is so sexy and masculine! (despite his name) Oh well, if we were alone Azel would end up getting lost or eaten by wolves and I would be alone with Fabio! (smiles) You know, Raul kinda looks like him, only not nearly as hot. If I were an old lady like Rianna or Mistress Ladrinne I would so go after Raul.

Back to the temple. When we got there I smiled and acted like a sweet little angel and submitted my application for the Great Priestess, now that my biggest rival, Justina, is gone. (snicker snicker) The rumours are true: every night they preserve Mistress Ladrinnes body that way she would last forever. She sleeps in some sort of capsule that's shaped like a coffin. Maybe she really is a vampire? I mean, she is in her fourties (well, that's what she says, she's probably one hundred years old) and looks twenty years younger. She's not gonna die, folks. I should steal that machine when I rule the world. Anywho, I'm now up for the running since Calintz put in a good word for me. hehehehehe. I made it into the finals and everyone on TV will see Queen Binky the Great II and me! It's the latest reality TV show! I will brainwash the judges. mwahahahaha.

We manage to ride the airship. (does happy dance) We, well Azel, said we needed transportation to Remie and The Alliance offered to give us a ride for half the price. (smiles) When we passed the desert I pushed (more like threw by "accident") him out of the window. mwahahahaha I win! When we landed, I froze the pilots and hide my new airship in the desert, chained and locked. MWAHAHAHAHAH I finally stole it! It's mine! MINE! All MINE! So now, the first segment of my phase is complete. Oh no! I forgot the theme music! How could I! Oh well, when I rule the world I'll have the best musicians create a theme song for Queen Binky the Great II and me! I was started to like the new theme music: "Don't cha!" After all, I am hotter than anyone's girlfriend. I don't think I need that machine Mistress Ladrinne uses because I'm so sexy, but it couldn't hurt.

Okay, so I'm here in Remie trying to convert these people to my cult. Guess who I met here! You're not going to guess it diary (well you can't obviously) so I'll tell you. REITH! If you think she was the biggest airhead before then you have to see her now. I swear, whenever she unleashes the magna carta it takes away her brain cells. That or she really is a moron who prob smoked too much dope and/or crack. Serina must have stolen all of the intelligence in the gene pool. Her memories too have disappeared so I lied and said she was a follower of Queen Binky the Great II. What, I need all the followers I can get; the stupider the better because they are easier to convert. After all, we just need to convince the majority of the population.

Well, I better get starting on this cult. Mwahahah each day I am getting one step closer to my plans. hehehehe

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AN: Sorry it took over a week but I have a live :P I type this song while listening to "What is Love" by Haddaway. I might make this her new theme music. It's kinda short, but I'm lazy :P