Neko runs into the room, panting.

Neko: "OMYGOSH! I really haven't updated in a long time… I hope that my fans aren't all dead…"

Bakura: *snickers* "well, some of them may be…"

Neko: *runs over to Bakura and glomps him* "KURA'! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!"

Bakura: *getting suffocated by the endless hugs* "Let…go…of…me…or…die"

Neko: *smiles* Okay, since I haven't updated in a while, I've brought in two new characters, free of charge!

Bakura: *finally free* before she can hug me again, Neko does NOT own Yugioh, or any of the characters.

Neko: Before I forget, (hands Bakura shaped cookies to all the reviewers) thank you all!

Bakura: O.o that's slightly creepy…

Neko: On with the story! (Oh, and I let everyone out of the bathroom, in case you didn't notice)

Neko walks into the room.

Neko: "Hey everyone, guess who's back!"

Everyone: *screams* "we thought you were dead!"

Neko: *sweatdrops* "has it really been that long?"

Everyone: *nods*

Neko: *glances over at the back wall when there is a loud noise* "What was that…?"

Everyone: O.O "Uh…Nothing…?"

All of the sudden Tea bust through the wall holding an axe.

Tea: "Guys, I think I found… a way… out?" She glances around at everyone's expressions. "Did I miss something?"

All of the sudden she sees Neko

Tea: Oh crap.

Neko: *glares evilly, then duct tapes Tea's mouth, tying her to the fridge* "WHO FIXED TEA?!?!?"

Everyone: *points at the bear*

Bear: "Bwahahaha! Prepare to face the wrath of Beelzebu…"

Neko: *Burns the bear to a crisp, at the same time fixing the back wall* "If any of you EVER do that again, I will personally set you all up on a date!"

Everyone: O.o "Uh…So…?"

Neko: *evil grin* "WITH WEEVIL."

Neko covers her ears as everyone screams with horror and curl up in a fetal position.

All of the sudden, Thief King Bakura and Pharaoh Atem appear in the room.

Everyone: O.O

Neko: "I told you that I would add two more people!"

Bakura and Yami walk over to their respective selves.

Yami: "…Awkward…"

Bakura: *to the thief king*"Hmm… are you evil as well?"

Thief King: *pulls Yami's wallet out of his coat.*

Bakura: "Bwahahahaha!"

Yami: "Hey!"

Neko: Okay, now that everything is normal, (Ftw?) lets get to the first review!

D-Comet-chan

two words:

Duke devlin

Joey: to save serenity would you kill tea?(O3O)

Yugi: (returns to normal and gives him a cookie)

Tea :( slaps...alot)

Baku-kun/bakura: tea again (hands machete)

Mokuba: here. (gives bulbasaur)

Yami: PULL IT TOGETHER MAN!!(fixes hair)

Kaiba :( steals deck) MUAHAHA!

Marik & Malik: you guys are weird.

Ryou: (gives plate of chocolate chip pancakes):D

Joey again: punch tristen and you win all the food you can eat!

awesome stuff and bye bye!

Neko: *Smiles* "another new face! *tapping chin* I suppose I could add Duke Devlin."

Duke Devlin appears in the room as fangirls try to break through the door.

Neko: *sealing door* Okay then!

Joey: (listens to question) "Of course! Oh, but will I get food?"

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Yugi: *smiles as he eats a cookie* "Thank you!"

Tea: (screams as she gets slapped multiple times by the reviewer)

Bakura: *smiles as he is handed a machete* "My pleasure"

Everyone watches as Tea gets hacked to bits.

Mokuba: *receives Bulbasor* O.o "Uh…"

Yami: *stares a hair in mirror* "THANK YOU ALMIGHTY REVIEWER GOD!"

Atem: -.-'' "Um…"

Neko: Trust me Atem, you will get used to that."

Kaiba: (Watches reviewer take deck) "NO! THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO LIVE FOR!" *breaks down in sobs*

Pegasus: "Poor Kaiba-Boy!"

Kaiba: *sits back down* "Never mind, I'm fine now."

Marik and Malik: (listens to insult) "Hey!"

Ryou: *smiles as he is given a plate of chocolate chip pancakes* Thank You!

Joey: *Listens to comment and drools* "Foood…"

Tristan yells as he is chased around the room by a hungry Joey.

Neko: *laughs* thanks for the awesome review D-Comet-chan!

Everyone sighs in relief as the reviewer disappears.

Joey: Hey! The thief King has a sandwich!

Everyone stares at the thief king, who indeed has a sandwich.

Neko: *Seeing that the sandwich is dripping blood* O.O "UM… WHERE DID YOU ET THAT SANDWICH?!"

Thief King: *shrugging* I found it on the floor next to the fridge.

Everyone: *gasps, and turns green*

Neko: "NO! BAD THEIF KING! SPIT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW!"

The thief king dropped the rancid sandwich as Bakura punched him in the back.

Thief King: *choking* "What…the…hell…?"

Bakura: "As much as I would love to see someone die, I don't know what would happen to me if you did."

Neko: *walks over to the thief king* "That's Tea's carcass…"

Thief King: "Who the hell is Tea?!"

Yugi: *takes out a picture of Tea and gives it to the Thief King*

Thief King: *looks at the picture and turns green* "Oh my god…"

Neko: *giving the thief king some aspirin* "Okay, next review…"

Bizerko-Kittykins

Wow...that was weird...but good. And, wow, people love their fanservice!

Wonder what the cast will do next time? Now, some serious questions:

Kaiba: Why is it that you don't bother 'wasting' time to eat or sleep, and yet you spend your time on children's card games?

Mokuba: Do you believe that Noa's really dead?

Pegasus: Do you think you'll ever find love again, now that Cyndia is gone?

Marik: What's with that vein thing that your face does?

Neko: *Grins* "what's up, Kittykins?"

Kaiba: (after hearing the question) -.- "No comment"

Neko: "Oooh, the big shot doesn't have an answer!

Kaiba: "It's not that, it's just that I don't feel the need to…"

Neko: DOESN'T HAVE AN ANSWER! O.O

Everyone: *sweatdrop* okay then…

Mokuba: (listens to question) "I really hope so; I don't want anything to happen to my big brother. *glares at Pegasus*

Pegasus: (ignoring Mokuba) I don't know. Perhaps. *stares at Kaiba*

Marik: (while his face is doing the vein thing) I don't know what you're talking about.

Neko: *sweatdrop* Riiiight… Anyway!

Wolf the Stalker of Bakura

Wtf is up with my 0 button! 0! Grr. Ok I would like to fix my mistake...Yami and Bakura are 30! Not 30! Stupid freaking dumb button! *kills button*

Also Bakura it's not my fault you didn't kill her properly...wait she's in a pie? Ew. I'm never eating pie again...

Oh and Yugi I'm sorry darling...Ur just...too hero for me. I need the evil ones :)

(if my button doesn't work the part where it says 30 is meant to be three thousand. it may be this site) Anyway!

...can I kill Yami? *sigh* I suppose that's Bakura's job? Ok well...I wanna torture someone! ...lets stick Kaiba in a small room with Joey giving them nothing but...PIE! :)

...i always write long stuff...LOVE U BAKURA!

Sorry...havn't taken her meds today... O.o (just kidding...)

Neko: "Wolf! Great to see you again!"

Bakura: *growls* "Stop following me around..."

Neko: "Oooh, you like evil too? Then do you also like thief kingy? Hmm…"

Thief king: O.o "Hmm?"

Yami: *listens to the part about her killing him* O.O "What?!?" *sighs when she changes her mind*

Neko reads the part about Kaiba and Joey, forcing them into the bathroom…again.

Kaiba: "GAH! GET AWAY FROM ME MUTT!"

Joey: "Food!"

Everyone gives Neko a questioning look.

Neko: *snickers* I covered Kaiba in pie.

Everyone: O.O

Neko: *looking innocent* "What? I can do that."

Everyone backs away.

Neko: "Okay, that's it for this time. Keep sending in reviews, and I will keep writing!"

Neko: I tried to make this one kinda long, that way I could make up for not writing for so long.

Bakura: Were you high while writing this?

Neko: *giggles*

Bakura: *sweatdrop* that answers my question.

Neko: Okay, I know it's crazy, but that how my reviewers like it, right guys?

(Silence)

Neko: O.o Where are all the reviewers?

Bakura: Considering how long it took you to update… dead.

Neko: ~.~ right, well if you guys are still out there… Review!

Bakura: *evil laugh* unless you have a death wish…

Neko: Till next time! ^_^