This was it, because of Sheila Broflovski Terrance and Phillip were dead, thousands of Americans and Canadians were slaughtered, and now Satan and Saddam have returned to Earth. Though Satan was "The Dark One", Saddam seemed to step ahead and become the ruler of Earth himself.
"Bow down to me." Saddam instructed.
One by one, everyone got down and accepted Saddam as their new ruler. Cartman could feel a weird energy inside him, one he had never felt before. The only explanation he could think of was the electricity flowing through him from the repeated shocks due to the V-chip inside his skull. Saddam jumped into his new role and began to order his subjects.
"Let's start things off by building a big statue of me over where that fat kid is standing." Saddam said pointing towards Cartman.
Saddam had pushed Cartman to his limit, not only did Saddam call him fat, but the anger that Terrance and Phillip were executed and the damned V-chip embedded in his skull. Cartman's rage rose to a level never felt by the chubby ten year old.
"Don't…call me fat!" Cartman yelled.
The anger inside Cartman finally came to a boil as all his anguish and frustration mixed together. Cartman's body began to twitch as person suffering from epilepsy.
"Holy shit dude, Cartman's having a seizure!" Kyle said.
Little did the boys know, Cartman was about to save everybody. As Cartman's body continued to shake, his wool cap fell from his head exposing his hair. The mouths of bystanders fell as the boy's hair began to flicker to golden color.
"I don't think he's having a seizure." Stan said unsure what he was witnessing.
As all eyes were on Cartman, the people looked on in awe, even Saddam who had no idea what he had unleashed. A light slowly began to emanate from Cartman's body, enveloping him. The ground began to shake, the snow from the tree branches slid off and added to piles of snow already on the ground.
"Eric honey, are you alright?" Cartman's mom said concerned for her son.
Then, as the battlefield grew almost silent, Cartman finally let go and his emotions took over him. Cartman screamed at the top of his lungs, breaking the silence. Stan and Kyle stood there not knowing if their friend was okay or not. Cartman's eyes were scrunched closed as he screamed. After a solid thirty seconds of screaming, Cartman's rage subsided, but the energy inside him continued throbbing in rhythm with his heart.
Cartman opened his eyes, which were now a pale green color, and stared down Saddam burning a hole through him. Saddam didn't understand what had happened to the American boy but he knew disrespecting him was indeed a bad move.
"Saddam, if you think I'm letting rule over Earth, you definitely have another thing coming…" Cartman said not loosing eye contact.
"Sure, I'm really scared. What can a fat ass like you do?" Saddam said recomposing himself.
"I'm glad you asked…" Cartman said with a smirk.
Within a blink of an eye, Cartman rushed towards Saddam with explosive speed. Cartman grabbed Saddam, jumped into the air and spun Saddam around until the terrorist's head was between Cartman's legs.
"I gotta admit kid, this isn't a real good view." Saddam said.
After hanging in the air for a moment, the two began to plummet the two story height. When they made contact with the ground the earth shook violently and tremors spread out, causing everyone to lose their balance. Cartman stood up and looked at Saddam's unconscious body.
"I call that the Ungodly Pile Driver. Learned it from Monday Night Wrestling." Cartman said.
Saddam awoke, looking around realizing he now sat in a two foot deep crater. Seeing that this kid was something to fear, Saddam reached out to his partner.
"Don't just stand there fat ass, help me." Saddam yelled to Satan.
Angry at Saddam, Satan silently refused to help him, leaving Saddam to fall victim to Cartman's wrath.
"It seems Satan himself will not aide you, I guess that means you're about to be taken out of this world again." Cartman said.
He then picked Saddam up by his collar. Being on ten years old, Cartman was only able to lift Saddam up only a little bit, but it was enough for him. He reached back as far as him arm could go and focused a major amount of energy into it. The power flared wildly as he took his aim at Saddam's face.
Saddam could see what was coming and tried his hardest to escape Cartman's grip but to no avail. Cartman let loose his fist, smashing it into Saddam's face. The hit that was incredibly powerful resonated with pain stunning Saddam. Cartman reached back and punched Saddam again and again. With each punch, Saddam's face began to distort. The movement of Cartman's arm increased with every punch.
"Will you help me for fuck's sake?!" Saddam yelled in between punches.
Satan still reluctant to help, he finally caved. Forming a ball of dark energy and holding it up in front of him Satan called out to Saddam.
"Here take this!" Satan yelled throwing the energy at Saddam.
The energy hit Saddam and began to absorb into his body. Cartman could feel the dark energy swelling up inside Saddam's body. Saddam punched Cartman knocking him back.
"Now this is what I'm talking about…I will become the bane of all existence." Saddam said as his body began to change.
Cartman knew this fight just flipped 180 and this was no longer an easy win. He knew he could defeat Saddam, he just needed a plan.
"What's the matter kid, before you were beating the shit out of me…oh I get it, you want to take turns, that's very kind of you…" Saddam said as he rushed towards Cartman.
As Cartman did before, Saddam was now on the rampage and slamming his opponent with his demonic fists. As Cartman's anger rose, so did his power. His body shined brightly as he escaped Saddam's barrage. Cartman slammed his knee into Saddam's gut, causing Saddam's eyes to almost free themselves from his skull.
Cartman moved around so he was now behind Saddam and smashed his elbow into Saddam's back and sending him crashing into the earth. Cartman walked over Saddam, and the moment he was seen, Saddam jumped up and knocked Cartman back.
"As you can see kid, our powers are more or less matched right now. But I can assure you that you will not leave this place alive." Saddam said.
"Oh yeah? Well we'll just see about that." Cartman said placing his arms at his sides.
Cartman clenched his fists and focused his power. He could feel the energy inside him increasing. As he concentrated, his energy began to form around him and as he increased it the light began to expand. The snow melted and evaporated in an instant as Cartman's energy passed over. All the people who watched were neither afraid of Saddam's new power nor happy that Cartman was defending them; they just stood in awe of the situation.
As Cartman focused increasing his power, something came into his mind, something he had no prior memory of. But the more he wonder of its existence the more he understood what is was. The moment Cartman's energy stop increasing, he outstretched his arms and cupping his hands over one another. He then slowly lowered them, still cupped together, and allowing them to rest at his side.
"Hey kid, you trying to do a new dance or something before you die?" Saddam said as he scoffed at Cartman's movements.
"Laugh now Saddam, because this "dance" as you call it is about to destroy you…" Cartman said as a blue orb of energy formed between his hands.
Though not fully understanding Cartman's words, Saddam shook his head as if he were disapproving the 'destroy you' statement.
Cartman smirked at the unaware former terrorist.
"Ka…me…" Cartman began to chant.
"Oh so you have a song to go with that dance huh."
"Ha…me…" Cartman said continue to chant.
"Listen kid it's not all that catchy."
"HA!" Cartman shout as he pushed his arms outward.
The blue orb turned to a wave, extending through the air as it traveled from his hands. Saddam's eyes widened as the blue wave sailed towards him. Though surprised but not deterred, Saddam raised his hand and opened it, knowing with the power of Satan inside him he could block the incoming attack.
Cartman focused on his attack hoping that it would become too powerful for Saddam to stop. After a few moments, Saddam could feel the power of Cartman's attack becoming too much and his outstretched arm began to push back towards himself. Seeing his attack was overpowering his enemy, he knew it was only a short time before Saddam was gone.
Saddam reached deep and summoned more evil power and began to repel the attack that was trying to kill him. Cartman realized his attack was truly being deflected and a slight panic set in as he had no other attack to use. As the panic increased, Cartman could feel two hands, one on either side of him rest on his shoulders. He peered behind himself and saw his two friends Stan and Kyle smiling.
"You can do it Cartman." Stan said.
"Yeah we believe in you dude." Kyle said.
As he looked into his friend's warm faces, he could feel energy flowing into his body. He could sense that his friends were unknowingly transferring their own energy into himself. Cartman smiled as he turned back to his opponent.
"Hey Saddam, chew on this." Cartman said as he pushed his friends given energy as well as every last bit of his own into his hands.
The power and energy of this attack was now way too much for Saddam to handle, let alone block. Frantically trying to figure out a way to win, Saddam's body began to disintegrate.
"No this can't be, I'm the great evil known as Saddam Hussein!" Saddam shouted as the rest of his being was erased.
Cartman lowered his arms in exhaustion, relieved the fight was over and Sadam was no more. He realized the fight was not completely done with as he peered over to Satan who the whole time stood and watched. The two met glances and for a moment Cartman thought he would attack. But instead, Satan turned and proceeded back down from whence he came and his demons followed.
The Erath closed back up and the sky opened revealing the death and destruction.
"What do we do now dudes? Kyle asked.
Cartman noticed something where the Erath had been opened and walked towards it. He powered down as he bent over to inspect what he had seen from a distance. A set of seven orange balls sat in a cluster, gleaming in the bright sunlight.