"Hey… you guys." Nappa began.
"Mm?" Vegeta and Raditz answered.
"I just thought of something." Nappa said.
"No you didn't." Vegeta stated.
"If those girls are us…" Nappa ignored Vegeta.
"Uh-huh?" Vegeta and Raditz looked at him.
"Does that mean we can't look at them?" Nappa asked with a look of confusion on his face.
"What the hell do you mean?" Raditz frowned.
"Well…" Nappa mumbled. "I think that Yasa girl's pretty cute, but if I like her does that mean I like Vegeta too?"
"No, of course not!" Vegeta snapped. "It would only be weird if you liked Nanapa." He said.
"Yeah." Raditz sniggered. "But that's nothing to do with the fact that she's the same person you, Nappa." Vegeta started to laugh, causing Raditz to smirk smugly.
"Hey, she's not that bad…" Nappa whined.
"Nappa." Vegeta said. "She's the exact double of you. You're not even attractive as a man, and even worse as a woman."
"Yeah when it's Halloween I bet Yasa and Raidisha dress up as her!" Raditz grinned. Vegeta burst out laughing again.
"Yeah, well… I like her." Nappa frowned.
"Yeah, so does your mom." Raditz smirked.
"Hm…" Vegeta started to think about Nappa's words. "But he has a point." He looked at the other saiyans. "Let's make rules. If any of us does anything with one of those girls it doesn't make us gay."
"What about if we have sex with our girl? Is that like masturbating?" Raditz asked.
"Well what the hell do you care, you're already a wanker." Vegeta smirked, causing Nappa to laugh loudly.
"¬_¬ Shut up, Shrek." Raditz growled, glaring at Nappa. He turned to Vegeta. "Seriously, what are the rules?"
"Well I guess technically Yasa's my sister, but I don't exactly remember fighting with her over toys if you know what I mean. I say we treat them just like normal girls." Vegeta shrugged.
"… You think Yasa's hot don't you?" Raditz sighed. Vegeta smirked.
"Well you know… whatever happens in this world has to happen in theirs…"
"I think she's way prettier than you." Nappa argued.
"How the hell would you know!" Vegeta snapped. "Do you find me attractive!"
"Your mama didn't even find you attractive!" Nappa announced. "Why the hell do you think she died?"
"… …" Vegeta and Raditz stared at Nappa blankly.
"… huh." Vegeta uttered.
"That was an alright comeback." Raditz raised an eyebrow, shocked at Nappa's sudden wit.
"Yeah…" Vegeta patted Nappa on the back. "I'm proud of you, buddy!"
"^_^"