Sorry for the late update! I'm kinda busy with study~

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Romano's POV

Then why don't you become his maid?

His maid!

I'll make sure that bastard pay for this!

And thanks to him, I'm now in a maid uniform, which has the shortest skirt I've ever seen.

…Seriously, I'll make sure that so-called-awesome-dead-country feel my pain.

Fuck it.

God dammit!

Why the hell I went here in the first place after all!

There should be something else better than THIS.

And so, here I am, inside Spain's house, waiting for the 'master' to come back home.

Actually, he's not my master…yet.

Since Gilbert already listed me up as a maid here, there's nothing I can do but waiting.

And suddenly, I could hear the bells ringing and all maids line up next to the door.

"Um… What are you guys doing..?" I asked one of the maids.

"Oh, you must be a new one, huh? All of us have to wait for the master and greet him politely."

Greet him politely..?

That would be the hardest thing to do…

Maybe I was daydreaming because the butler just smacked my head and makes me bow down.

And I accidentally yelped.

"Fuck! Watch what you're hitting!"

I quickly slap my mouth when I realized that I just said that out loud.

Well, loud enough until I made all servants stare at me with those ridiculous face, even Spain himself.

"Well, well… It seems like we've got an interesting maid here," he said.

"Shut up, tomato bastard."

I can't hold it!

It came out by itself!

Darn it!

"She's out of a kind. I think I'll choose her to be my special maid," he said with those smiles.

Yea, those creepy and weird smiles.

I'm sure he hid many things behind those smiles.

Oh, did he say 'special maid'..?

God.

Now all servants stare at me with a weird look.

"You chose me become your special maid because I'm foul mouthed! You're such a bastard!"

Suddenly he's only a few steps to me.

"Well, not only that. You're as cute as a tomato~" He said with a wide smile.

Thanks to him, I could feel the blood rush to my cheeks and the heat in my ears.

"Shut your fucking mouth, tomato bastard!" I yelled at him and glared.

And then I left him staring at me.

How am I going to face him after this..?

Well, maybe I'm a little foul mouthed, but it's only a LITTLE!

Knock, knock

"Who's there?"

I snapped upon hearing such a noise.

"Lovino Vargas, master called you."

That's it.

I'm so dead.

"What is it… -cough- master..?"

Why the fuck should I call him master!

Well, I know as a maid I should be polite with a master,

But he's not more than a dense tomato lover!

"See..? I told you she's out of a kind!" he said.

"Yeah, I can see that…"

Wait.

I think I've heard that voice before…

But where could it be..?

"But she's better with someone as awesome as me!"

Shit.

It's that potato bastard's brother.

The Mr. Potato Bastard 2nd.

"No way! I'm not giving her to you~" Spain said with a sing song tone.

"She's mine, Gilbert~"

What..?

"Since when I'm yours, you so-called-dense-tomato-lover! I don't belong to anybody! And you, Potato bastard! What the fuck are you doing here!" I yelled so hard until I realize that my real voice just escape my mouth.

Spain stared at me for a while until he speak up,

"You're a guy..?"

I could see the German bastard grinned from ear to ear.

I could only nods weakly at the Spaniard's question.

"Yea, I'm a guy. Is that a problem?"

He remained silent until I was afraid that he might hate me for hiding the truth.

"Oi, Spain. You're not going to fire him, are you..?"

Then I heard Spain giggling.

"Of course not! He's so cute after all~"

"Don't call me cute, dammit!"

"It seems to be a good news for you, Romano…" Gilbert snickered.

I shot him a death glare.

"Shut up, Potato bastard or you won't be able to see wurst for the rest of your life!"

"Hey, the awesome me just helped you to find a job here!"
"Gaah! Shut up!"

"Lovi-"

"And you too, tomato bastard! I hate you!"

"Love you too~"

With that I rushed out and slammed the door as hard as I could.

Why the fuck this kind of thing always happened to me..?

Please review..!

Kinda short? I know..

And sorry for the grammar error..

PS: I'll try to update quickly next time.